Film School Janitors Review Films

Well, the Film School Janitors missed a week, but they're back with a two episode review of HALO! One episode is a big info dump, and one might just be a dump! Listen to find out which is which!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: BANGKOK DANGEROUS! As a remake filmed by the original directors, this film was considered the beginning of the end of Nicolas Cage's career, but looking back - was it the end? Or was it the beginning of something even more interesting? Listen and find out!

The Elementary Film School Janitors break down all five SPIDER-MAN films that previously had nothing to do with the MCU (spoilers!), and it takes awhile... there are three Tobey Maguire films and two Andrew Garfield ones. That's a lot!

Layla! You got Steven Grant on his knees! The fourth episode of MOON KNIGHT picks up where episode three left off (that's how TV shows work right?), and we get a nice showcase of Layla's skillset for most of the episode - but then!!! I won't put anything too much down here. You'll just have to hear what the Film School Janitors say about it!

The action heats up in episode 5 of HALO, and the Film School Janitors still aren't warming to that subplot on Madrigal. What are their other thought? Listen and find out!

The Film School Janitors chit-chat about the changes coming to Netflix, including their stock market drop. That why you're here right? For the Janitors' stock market advice!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! There sure are a lot of numbers in the title of this week's assignment: 211! 211 is the police code for a bank robbery, or something like that, in California. This movie doesn't take place in California, though. But it was made by people from California, so you can guess what this movie's working with!

Those rascally Elementary Film School Janitors are back, and they are coming in guns blazing! After watching the first season of the cartoon version, Sean, Donnie (age 9), and Cole (age 6) watched the live-action version of THE LAST AIR BENDER, and boy, do they have some thoughts!

Is MOON KNIGHT getting any less confusing now that it's on episode three? Maybe! Listen to what the Film School Janitors think so far!

The Film School Janitors discuss the ongoing misadventures of John-117, better known as Master Chief, in the sweeping space opera called HALO! Or... it's just the fourth episode review.

The movie may be kid-friendly, but this review certainly is not! Two of the three Film School Janitors watched SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2 (guess which one didn't... again...) and they discuss the merits of aristocracy, the flaws inherent in the original steam engine, and the many different ways to make cheese. Nah - just kidding! It's just them being dumb, talking about another video game movie!

The pandemic's over, baby! Or should I say, people are over the pandemic... In THE BUBBLE, a cast of famous faces try to make a movie in the early days of the pandemic. Sound like fun? As far as farces go, does this farce go far enough? Listen to what the Film School Janitors think!

It's weird to think that not only did FIGHT CLUB premiere before the turn of the century, but also before the turn of the millennium! And before us Film School Janitors turned 25! Ugh, I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...

The second episode of MOON KNIGHT pulls no punches, and along the way, introduces another variant character! Have the Film School Janitors enjoyed getting to know this relatively unknown Marvel character? Listen and find out!

The third episode of HALO hangs from a corner of my girlfriend's four-poster bed... oops - sorry that Sugar Ray lyrics crossed wires in my head. Maybe I need a Cortana, but does this show need a Cortana? Listen to the Film School Janitors and find out!

How do you describe a movie like X, the latest film from A24, the studio that brought us PIG and THE GREEN KNIGHT (those podcast reviews are also available)! What did the Film School Janitors think about this TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE meets PSYCHO meets porno chic mashup? Listen and find out!

INTRODUCING THE ELEMENTARY FILM SCHOOL JANITORS! You might remember the BATCHAT BOYS: Sean, Donnie and Cole! Well now they're back, and this time around, they're reviewing the first season of AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's (overdue) assignment: RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL! What? Have you never heard of it? About this story that tracks the drug trade through all its phases, from the person picking plants to the person making all the money? The Janitors might wish they never heard of this one, too...

The first episode of MOON KNIGHT has finally aired and the Film School Janitors have thoughts about it! No mooning jokes here!

It's finally here! The Film School Janitors' review of the first two episodes of HALO! (You expected the excitement to be directed solely at the arrival of the show?) The video game that forged the Janitors friendship has finally been adapted to live-action, but does it meet expectations? Listen and find out!