Film School Janitors Review Films

The Film School Janitors continue along for the OBI-WAN KENOBI ride, and here we are at episode 4 (not that Episode IV... or is it?) Homages abound in this... second... rescue... mission, and is the endgame (not that Endgame) in sight? Check out what the Janitors had to say about all that!

Well, Amazon went on right ahead and delivered the first three episodes in one dump, and the Film School Janitors didn't have the time to get to those before the fourth episode arrived, but here's the first half of the season 3 review for THE BOYS, and also one of the longest run-on sentences ever!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: LOOKING GLASS Is it a clever take on "Alice in Wonderland"? Hardly! Is it a rip-off of "Bad TImes at the El Royale"? No, they came out the same year! Is it any good? Listen to find out what the Film School Janitors thought!

Should Netflix have released their flagship show STRANGER THINGS on a weekly basis to keep the conversation about the going longer? Well, it would have helped the Film School Janitors make a shorter review! Instead, Big Red N split the season in two, so this is the Janitors first part of the fourth season breakdown!

"How does a guy mansplain what water in the ground is called?" "A well, actually..." Join the Film School Janitors as they review A24's latest film: MEN! What is MEN, you may be asking? Well, actually it's Alex Garland's follow up to ANNIHILATION and EX MACHINA, and it's a folk horror film about a woman alone, grieving, in a small English village. Listen to find out more!

It's not really Episode III, but it is Part III! The Film School Janitors review for the latest installment of OBI-WAN KENOBI drags us across the galaxy to a less sandy planet, and maybe a fateful showdown (I said maybe!)... Listen to find out what they thought!

What should have been a very light and breezy review of CHIP 'N' DALE: RESCUE RANGERS, gets a little dark due to real-life stories. Thanks for nothing, Film School Janitors! (Also, it should be noted that I have to put both apostrophes around the letter N. Otherwise, I'd face legal repercussions from Disney's legal team...)

Netflix is back with another round of LOVE, DEATH & ROBOTS, and so are the Film School Janitors! Well, the Janitors may not have any love or robots (*sad trombone noise*), but at least they're "dying" for you to listen to this review for the third volume!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT Can you believe it?! The Film School Janitors had to go the movies to see a Nicolas Cage film, in which he plays Nick Cage, and celebrates his career as much as he sort of mocks it! What did the Janitors think about this self-referential film? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors attempt Mach 10 into the nostalgia zone, as they revisit and visit TOP GUN and TOP GUN: MAVERICK. The sequel waited a long time to finally be released into theaters, and was it (all) the right move(s)? Or was it risky business? And did the original hold up? Or did it fall into oblivion? (That's all I feel like trying today, and saying "trying" sounds like I put work into it.) Listen and find out!

If you had five guesses what OBI-WAN KENOBI's series was going to be about, would you have guessed it? If you've managed to avoid any spoilers or details about the show, the Film School Janitors have plenty of spoilers and details to add, so take a listen to their review of the first two episodes.

The Film School Janitors get hyped about the new LEGO version of Optimus Prime! And then they also have problems recalling other Transformers' names...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE How does this sequel, helmed by the guys that made both CRANK films and GAMER, compare to the original? No one paid attention to this film because they were busy awaiting the first AVENGERS film, but is it worth visiting now? Listen to find out what the Janitors think!

The Film School Janitors are pulling another double with the release of the remake of FIRESTARTER! They watched the classic(?) Stephen King adaptation from 1984 and the recent Blumhouse version, and they compare notes! BONUS! IQ tests are taken by the Janitors, so expect to hear three specific numbers always referenced until the end of time!

The last episode of HALO happened (for the season at least), and the Film School Janitors took a day off of work to watch it multiple times (well, twice for some of them). Why isn't everybody else talking about this show? Is this description maybe a little bit sarcastic? Listen to find out what the Janitors really thought...

We're almost to the end of the great experiment that is HALO! As this long-anticipated adaption winds down, has it made its fans happy? Even though a second season is in the works, will it get the same budget as this season? Why do we, a couple of Film School Janitors, care about some video game TV show's budget? Maybe we like the show, despite its flaws? Listen and find out our thoughts!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: SEASON OF THE WITCH Have you ever wanted to see Nicolas Cage as a blonde? Then this may be just the movie for you!

Where to begin with DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS? Howzabout listening to the Film School Janitors review of it! Obviously, based on the length of this podcast episode, they have a lot to say about a movie that's barely any longer. Is it a great DOCTOR STRANGE movie? Maybe an insightful SCARLET WITCH flick? Or is it Sam Raimi's return to form? Listen and find out!

The Film School Janitors chit-chat about the trailers for ELVIS, LIGHTYEAR, and the AVATAR sequel, whose full name I refuse to look up right now as I write this.

The Film School Janitors missed a week but they're back with the final two episodes review of MOON KNIGHT! Following a hero with dissociative identity disorder, did this new superhero tale finally find its identity? Is this show a one-and-done filler in the MCU? Is it ultimately worth a watch? And how does it rank compared to the other Disney+ shows? Most of those questions will be answered if you take a listen!