Film School Janitors Review Films

The Film School Janitors are back with another Rodney's Wrecks! This time, it's the 1973 exploitation film, TERMINAL ISLAND! When California abolishes the death penalty, they set up an island where they send all the convicted murderers, and what the prisoners do once there is what this movie is all about! Decent premise, but does the flick mange to, um, kill it? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors not only review CHAINSAW MAN - THE MOVIE: REZE ARC, but also pretty much the first season of the tv show. Even if you know nothing about any of it, they pretty much got you covered. Why am I saying "pretty" so much? That's pretty weird.

This movie is cool. And not just because the second half of it looks like it takes place in a snow globe. BALLERINA, a spin-off of JOHN WICK, stars Ana de Armas as a ballerina assassin, and the Film School Janitors might be in love. And this movie deserves more love. And flame throwers!

The Film School Janitors watched the first season of IT - WELCOME TO DERRY, and they are still hiding under the covers, which then in turn changed into a womb, and then they spilled out of a demon's--- you know what, this description almost had a spoiler, but this review definitely has SPOILERS! If you haven't watched it, and plan to, wait until after watching to listen. If you haven't watched it yet, or you don't mind spoilers, listen away! That's my PSA for today!

Hold onto your swinging appendages for this one. 28 YEARS LATER is the third film in a trilogy, but it's also the first film in a new trilogy. Does your brain feel fried? Well, that's an early sign of the rage virus, and the Film School Janitors are hear to help you with that. Really, all they can do is clean up after you. You should go see a doctor...

What keeps bringing the masses out to watch these films? Surely, it's all the blue butts? Right? The Film School Janitors watched AVATER: FIRE AND ASH in IMAX 3D as James Cameron intended, and this is what they thought about it! Plus in your head tail tendrils and listen now!

This Film School Janitors' review of OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY goes a little bit all over the place - just like OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY! Even though it pretty much happens in just one place!

The Cinema College Custodians take over for the Film School Janitors once again, and this time they are tackling a film with a lot of baggage - and we're not talking baggage you claim at the airport! LOVE ACTUALLY arrived at the baggage claim, er, at the theaters in 2003, and it's had a storied history of re-evaluations since then, so now it's the Custodians turn! Unwrap this Joni Mitchell CD and maybe it's an ugly necklace!

The Film School Janitors know trash when they see it, and with this review they ask - is CHRISTMAS WITH THE KRANKS trash? Or is it gold? Or frankincense? Or myrhh? Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis star in this adaptation of a John Grisham novel (yes, the courtroom thriller guy tried to get some of that crunchy Christmas cash). The nicest thing to say about this film is... it's weird. The naughtiest thing to say... involves a strange tanning booth sequence in the film. Unwrap this podcast today to find out more!

The Film School Janitors are working the day shift, and the Cinema College Custodians cover the night! This time they get together to discuss the sequel that's on its way to breaking box office records, ZOOTOPIA 2! How does it compare to the first film? Listen to find out!

Rodney picked this one, and can you say you're surprised? The Film School Janitors watched the low-brow, low-budget horror (?)/ comedy (?!) called EVIL TOONS. Is there evil? Yes. Is there 'toons? Only one 'toon for about 90 seconds. But there are a couple of other reasons to watch this trashy flick - why David Carradine and Dick Miller, of course! What were you thinking?

Sometimes the Film School Janitors need to work extra hours as CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS! This is their first review and it's a doozy! Emma Stone shaved her head for BUGONIA, and what poor custodian had to clean that mess up!

I don't think the Film School Janitors are giving this movie series its proper due! THE TOXIC AVENGER PART II is the sequel to the origin story about a janitor superhero... what else could they ask for?! That they take Toxie to Japan? Ask and ye shall receive!

What won't the Film School Janitors watch and review for their fans? Well, they watched and reviewed PLAYDATE, so I would venture to say the sky's the limit!

Hey, it's the next film in the Conjuring Universe - THE CONJURING 2! The Film School Janitors will get through all these movies... eventually. What did they think about this one, based on a famous hoax called "the Enfield Poltergeist"? Listen to find out!

So Hollywood went and did a thing... they remade THE CROW thirty years later after decades of trying to reboot it. How did they do? The Film School Janitors make the caw. Check it out!

The Film School Janitors take upon themselves to dissect two of the most important films ever made - TRUCKS and MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE! Both are based on a short story by Stephen King. One is more accurate to the source material, and the other is directed by King himself! Listen now to get a great costume idea for next Halloween! Enjoy!

Elle Fanning Movies are back, baby! Or, franchises are king! Perhaps, if you make a good version of a well-known property, people will go the theater to watch it! The Film School Janitors saw PREDATOR: BADLANDS and listen to what they thought about it!

When one of the Film School Janitors happen to find themselves watching a film like REGRETTING YOU, you know they got to talk about it!

What's dead doesn't stay dead. Well, that might actually be more in line with zombies, but it also can be said about The Creature in FRANKENSTEIN, Guillermo del Toro's version made for Netflix. The Film School Janitors discuss their thoughts on this latest adaptation of a mad scientist and his creation, who may have superpowers...? Listen to find out!