Film School Janitors Review Films

Everybody else has chimed in, so why not the Film School Janitors - they discuss The Slap because why not?

The Film School Janitors watched FRESH, and while it might not be everybody's cup of tea, it better well not be what's for dinner! Spoilers! ...is what you get when you don't close the freezer door...

The Film School Janitors discuss the trailer for MS. MARVEL, and break-down the differences between the TV version and the comics... and other junk.

History sure loves repeating itself. So does Hollywood. THE ADAM PROJECT is the latest Ryan Reynolds, um, project to grace our streaming services this year. He better be careful not to attain Bruce Willis-levels of streaming pop-ups (unless, of course, he wants to). Listen to find out what the Film School Janitors thought, and you might be surprised!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! Their latest assignment: RAGE! Considered one of the worst of his career, RAGE explores a father's need for revenge... so he gets his friends to do stuff?! This one's a weird one, and that's saying a lot when it comes to Nicolas Cage!

The Film School Janitors watched TURNING RED (well, at least two of them), and what did they think about the story of a young girl that turns into a red panda whenever her emotions run high? Correct answer: who cares what they think. But here's their review anyway!

It's been four years in the making, but Rodney and Sean finally did it! Near the start of this very podcast, Jay watched MORTAL ENGINES, anticipating there would be a review. For years, he's never let it go the the others never watched it. Today, the Film School Janitors have all finally seen the post-apocalyptic adventure, and these are their thoughts on it!

At least two of the three Film School Janitors watched UNCHARTED! But after watching the trailer for the film, Jay makes a pretty good guess about what happens. Is this the best video game movie ever, or simply a video game movie? Listen to find out what the Janitors think!

If you thought the cartoon-y violence of THE BOYS couldn't get more cartoon-y, boy, would you be wrong! The Film School Janitors watched all eight (short) animated episodes of THE BOYS PRESENTS: DIABOLICAL, and here are their thoughts!

The Film School Janitors are going back to where it all began! This is their RECYCLE REVIEW of BLACK PANTHER, which is the first podcast they ever did. Did any opinions change over four years, and will the Janitors manage stick together for more years to come? LIsten and find out!

It's Rodney's turn to bring lunch, and he takes issue with Jay and Sean's food choices.

Well, the Film School Janitors did it! They managed to pull off four years of working together (and not losing their jobs, which apparently is difficult when you have a podcast)! They review their first review (for BLACK PANTHER), discuss some statistics, and how they got started! Also, a big thank you to everyone who listens up to now, and in the future!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: KILL CHAIN! What can be said about this movie that hasn't already been said before? I mean, c'mon... everybody always talks about this movie that follows a chain of kills. Wait, what's that? You've never heard of this one before? Paint me surprised...

After receiving thousands and thousands of emails, tweets, and DM's, the Film School Janitors finally give in to all your begging... they weren't going to, but because soooooo many of you asked, they watched THE BATMAN, and this is their review! (If you believe any of the above, might I interest you in some FSJ NFT's?)

What begins as a review of season two of SPACE FORCE descends into a terrible game of recall by the Film School Janitors about all things Star Trek. Come for the review - stay for the noticeable decay of the aging human mind.

Apparently, kids these days have no idea about the old show SMALLVILLE. Apparently, the Film School Janitors didn't realize it went off the air in 2011! Apparently, there's a lot of dumb things they can talk about!

After the Film School Janitors watched and reviewed THE KING'S MAN, a sequel/prequel to the two other KINGSMAN films, there are two lingering questions: 1) Is this a better history lesson than a prequel/sequel? ...or... 2) Is this a good history lesson at all? Listen to hear the answers!

The Film School Janitors might not be the best janitors, but at least they're better janitors than detectives. After watching MURDERVILLE on Netflix, in which celebrities try to solve fictitious crimes, they realize they should not quit their day job. Or night job either.

Hey Pepsi! How about you throw the Film School Janitors a little love after talking about Mountain Dew! Actually, after re-listening to this -scratch that.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: the film adaptation of an HP Lovecraft classic, COLOR OUT OF SPACE. This is one trippy, effed-up movie, and for it being a Nicolas Cage film, that's saying a lot!