Film School Janitors Review Films

The Film School Janitors wax nostalgic regarding the reboots of older TV shows like SCRUBS and MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE: LIFE'S STILL UNFAIR. And they have an interesting suggestion for the next show to get a reboot, to boot...

The Film School Janitors are back with another round of RODNEY'S WRECKS! This time (no pun intended) they're copping (pun intended) to watch the 1994 sci-fi epic (?) called TIMECOP! Did you know it's technically a comic book adaptation? Listen to find out how it's stood the test of time... cop...

The Film School Janitors have quite the mixed opinions on 28 DAYS LATER: THE BONE TEMPLE, and it's not that it's part two in a proposed trilogy that will close out a trilogy... it's about this film's place in the pantheon of part twos. Listen to hear the battle now!

The 1900's were a wild time, and especially 1990s! Somebody thought taking an almost X-rated movie like TOXIC AVENGER and turning it into a cartoon for kids called TOXIC CRUSADERS was a great idea! Listen to the Film School Janitors review to find out if "somebody" was right!

They might have missed it while it was in theaters, but the Film School Janitors watched MERCY on Amazon Prime, and what do they think about this latest "screenlife" movie? Did they feel tied to a chair like Chris Pratt was for almost the entire movie?! Listen to find out!

To some, this one's a classic. For one Film School Janitors, it was the first time watching it! THE CABIN IN THE WOODS was co-written by PROJECT HAIL MARY screenwriter, Drew Goddard. See how an earlier film shows his style as the Janitors review TCITW without having yet seen PHM. Chris Hemsworth also happened to film this before THOR, but this came out after. Fun!

The final season of THE BOYS is about to drop, so here's the breakdown of season 2 of its spinoff, GEN V, courtesy of the Film School Janitors!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! The next assignment: THE CARPENTER'S SON (2025) In it, Nic Cage plays Joseph and how he travels with and protects Jesus from temptation. FKA Twigs plays Mary. It's weird. And the Janitors nail it down! Er... probably a bad choice of words...

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are back, and should this be considered a classic? If you've been yearning for the co-stars of GREMLINS (no, not GIZMO and STRIPE) to re-unite and make a "raunchy" 90's comedy, then look no further than ROUND TRIP TO HEAVEN! It's got everything: bumbling cops, a beauty pageant, a Bozo-the-clown clone, Bowser from ONE DAY AT A TIME... The Custodians got it covered!

The Elementary Film School Janitors watched PROJECT HAIL MARY! Did you? This review is lava, and it's amaze amaze amaze!

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are back, and this one is a challenge! Jennifer Lawrence and Robert Pattinson finally team-up in DIE MY LOVE, by director Lynne Ramsay. If you don't know Lynne Ramsay, she also directed WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT KEVIN and YOU WERE NEVER REALLY HERE (and RATCATCHER and MOVERN CALLAR, but you may have only heard of the first two). Anyway... listen or don't. Watch it or don't. That's about the best warning I can give you.

For some reason, the Film School Janitors decided to watch all things TOXIC AVENGER, and this is them finally on the other side of completing that task. After CITIZEN TOXIE: THE TOXIC AVENGER IV, they only have the kids' cartoon (?!) and the remake to go! Thank TROMA!

Netflix is back with another "original" feature, and the Film School Janitors are their to clean up their mess! This time it's a little sci-fi actioner called WAR MACHINE. (It has nothing to do with the MCU.) It's basically military porn with a killer robot. Check it out or don't - just make sure you listen to this review!

The ELEMENTARY FILM SCHOOL JANITORS are back! Well, at least two of them are for this review... What did they watch? WONDER MAN on Disney+ Did you check it out? Why don't you check out what these two think? Listen now!

The Film School Janitors are taking a break! The Cinema College Custodians had good reason to see THE HOUSEMAID! It's all laid bare in this podcast!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: GUNSLINGERS In the future years of 2085, people don't shoot guns anymore - they throw them at each in a sport called "Gunslinging"... Kidding! This is another Nic Cage western about a town of outlaws battling bounty hunters. Listen to find out if that makes it better or worse than the sci-fi idea!

The CINEMA COLLEGE CUSTODIANS are back at it, and this time they saw director Sam Raimi's latest, SEND HELP! No, they're not asking you to "send help" randomly at the end of a sentence - that's the movie's name, SEND HELP! Again, we're not suddenly interjecting to say, "send help"...

Here's the MOP-UP for the BUCKET LIST regarding all the films made about POPEYE, both good and bad! Wait, were there good ones?! The Film School Janitors make their final conclusions!

How do you follow up a surprise hit movie with a sequel? M3GAN 2.0 is a great example to study, and the Film School Janitors are just not the guys to do it - but they sure do try!

Here's the next entry on the BUCKET LIST of POPEYE public domain movies: POPEYE THE SLAYER MAN. How closely does this one hew to the source material? Listen to the Film School Janitors discuss it all!