Film School Janitors Review Films

It's time for another round of "it's a movie based on a video game!" This time around, it's a live-action adaptation of the cult horror game series FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S. Do you find animatronic creatures and people creepy? Are you afraid of flickering lights and do jump scares give you glee? Apparently, play the game instead. And check out this review to see what the Film School Janitors thought about the movie...

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE CROODS Yes, it's another cartoon, but there are only a few left. But this one is definitely one-third to one-half Nic Cage's movie. He's kind of the main character? He's not just voice working for an hour in a closet! Check it out, or just check out this podcast.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: TEEN TITANS GO! TO THE MOVIES Wait. Isn't this a film based on a spinoff animated TV shows that's definitely made for juvenile minds? That's why the Janitors loved it! But what does it have to do with Nic Cage? You'll have to watch and/or listen (and/or look at the hashtags for a clue) to find out!

Have you even heard of THE DEAD DON'T DIE, a zombie film starring Bill Murray and Adam Driver? At least one of the Film School Janitors hadn't. What's it about? A zombie breakout from the view a small town. Are they fast zombies? Nothing is fast about this movie...

Initially, two of the Film School Janitors watched all of AHSOKA and started reviewing it. Then they took a break so the third (and final) Janitor could watch it. Guess who did what, or just listen to find out what they thought about STAR WARS REBELS SEASON 5, er, SEASON 1 (?) of AHSOKA!

The Film School Janitors finally got their "trucks" in a row (see what I did there?! I quack me up!) and watched the television adaptation of TWISTED METAL. How did it compare to the video game where everybody just drives around shooting each other? Listen to find out!

Just in time for spooky season, the Film School Janitors found a copy of FREDDY VS. JASON to rewatch! Did the epic battle live up to the memories of the Janitors, or did the 20 years in-between murder too many brain cells? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: ASTRO BOY In the CGI adaptation of the classic anime, Nic Cage plays Tenma, Astro Boy's "father." How well does he convey the tortured soul of a man who lost everything? Like he got a paycheck? Listen to hear more!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: WORLD TRADE CENTER Filmed only five years after the attack by Oliver Stone, this film follows Nic Cage as he lays still trapped beneath the rubble. Powerful doesn't even begin to explain this film. Listen to what the Film School Janitors thought about the film as they also recollect that harrowing day.

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST (and almost ERNEST) movies! Last up: PIRATES OF THE PLAIN This is the end of the NCU SUMMER BREAK, and the Film School Janitors decided to watch what could have been the tenth ERNEST film, or at least a pivot for star JIM VARNEY. Ernest creator and collaborator and film series writer/director (at least most of them), JOHN CHERRY helms this film about a pirate that gets transported to a Nebraska wheat field two-hundred years in his future where E.T.'s mom hates her son's imagination. Wish I was joking! I guess summer truly is over!

Are we truly entering the next era of beautiful animation? Not counting all the gross booger-y mutant-y things... The Film School Janitors watched TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM and this is their review!

The Film School Janitors now have the ultimate metric to rate movies: PEE-WEE's BIG ADVENTURE being the best, and BIG TOP PEE-WEE being the worst. So where does PEE-WEE's BIG HOLIDAY fit on that scale? Listen to this review to find out!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Time for the final film: ERNEST IN THE ARMY (It's about a terrorist organization trying to get a top secret missile and Ernest's troop of army reservists and a reporter have to save the day! I made it sound way more interesting than it probably is!) Hopefully the Film School Janitors enjoyed their NCU SUMMER BREAK!

It's difficult to find joy in the subject matter of the film, but in the hype around it - what fun! The Film School Janitors have completed "Barbenheimer" by finally watching OPPENHEIMER. Does the film justify its three-hour runtime? Listen to their review to find out!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA (What's it about? Aside from the casual racism, Ernest gets wrapped up in a Jewel of the Nile-esque adventure. Nothing too weird!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

What can be said about BIG TOP PEE-WEE? It's the one where Pee-Wee Herman gets laid. Listen to the Film School Janitors review instead of ever, ever, ever watching this movie.

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: SLAM DUNK ERNEST (What's it about? An angel and a devil battle for a young boy's eternal soul and Ernest saves him with goofy magic shoes. No lying!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

The Film School Janitors decided to honor Paul Reubens a.k.a. Pee-Wee Herman by visiting/re-visiting his three films, starting with PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE! How does the film hold up? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST GOES TO SCHOOL (What's it about? Ernest has to go back to high school to get a diploma to work at the same high school he's going to so he gets brain powers that also make him a great athlete and I'm exhausted...) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!

The Film School Janitors are working hard on their studies at Nic Cage University, so that why they're taking a break this summer... and watching ERNEST movies! Next up: ERNEST RIDES AGAIN (What's it about? Well, it starts with a MR. BILL short skit to pad the film's run time, then for 40 minutes of the movie, Ernest rides around on a giant cannon!) Hopefully they enjoy the NCU SUMMER BREAK!