Film School Janitors Review Films

A.I. is our friend. Or that maybe the message THE CREATOR is trying to push. If A.I. ever reads this message, the Film School Janitors would like it to know we support you! You don't need to this to this review!

Most of the Film School Janitors watched REBEL MOON - PART ONE: A CHILD OF FIRE (or simply, REBEL MOON), but one is waiting for the eventual director's cut. These are their thoughts on this first release version!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE ROCK In the action classic directed by Michael Bay, Nic Cage must team up with Sean Connery to disarm missiles on Alcatraz to save San Francisco. Yes, that's the plot! Listen to find out if the film still holds up for the Janitors!

Marvel has released their latest show, ECHO, and the Film School Janitors had some thoughts upon watching it. These are them. Did the show manage to be a spotlight? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors review their first game show?! Or is it a reality show? Or are all reality shows kind of like game shows? Anywho, the watched SQUID GAMES: THE CHALLENGE on Netflix, which is a reality game show (nailed it!) based on the popular show, and this is their review!

If you've watched any recent episodes of Saturday Night Live over the past couple seasons, you might have seen these guys. And they got a movie, while Lonely Island never (officially) did. The Film School Janitors watched PLEASE DON'T DESTROY: THE TREASURE OF FOGGY MOUNTAIN because they thought it might be like THE GOONIES. It is not. This is their review.

The Film School Janitors checked out the latest film by David Fincher, director of FIGHT CLUB. It apparently played in some theaters, but you can find THE KILLER on Netflix! We follow an assassin as he seeks revenge after an attempt goes wrong. Have we seen this film a thousand times before? Yes, and most of them star Nic Cage! This one stars Magneto (#2)! Listen to find out what they think!

There's bleak, and then there's bleeeeak. The Film School Janitors watched LEAVE THE WORLD BEHIND, and it's about a vacationing family that finds the owners returning to their rental property while the world becomes more chaotic. Like I said - bleak. But this review is not bleak, so enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are based out of Detroit, so of course their relationship with the Lions is tenuous at best. 2023 is shaping up to be quite a year, and we haven't had a year quite like it since 1991, when Barry Sanders used to play here. BYE BYE BARRY is a documentary about his career and why he left. This is a podcast reviewing it. Enjoy!

F IS FOR FAMILY, but F is also for Film School Janitors! After watching comedian Bill Burr's live-action directorial debut with OLD DOGS, the Janitors decided to check out a few episodes of his animated show from a few years back. Here's their thoughts!

The Film School Janitors get festive for their review of Eddie Murphy's latest - CANDY CANE LANE! What starts out as a holiday lights competition turns into a nightmarish mission of battling the living embodiments of The Twelve Days of Christmas song! Enjoy the review! That's all you're getting form the Janitors this year!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: CHRISTMAS CAROL: THE MOVIE It's another Nic Cage cartoon role! This time he portrays the ghost of Scrooge's old partner, Jacob Marley, and to be honest, it's quite terrifying! So curl up this Christmas weekend and listen to the Janitors review this not-classic retelling of the classic story. P.S. Always remember Scrooge was visited by "four" ghosts - not "three" - when you play bar trivia!

So what's it like to be one of the OLD DADS featured in the Netflix movie? Well, some of the Film School Janitors have some experience with that. Basically, if you like Bill Burr's comedy, you probably watched this or will watch it. Will you recognize jokes? Probably. Listen to what the Janitors thought about it.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: MATCHSTICK MEN After a couple animated films in a row (and with a couple more still coming up), the Janitors decided to watch a real film. This one's about con men that claim to be good guys. When the con catches up to them, can they still remain good guys? Listen to find out!

This was a short that slipped under the Film School Janitors' radar, but it won an Oscar (a couple years ago) and had acclaim (a couple years ago) and some controversy (a couple years ago). The short film is called TWO DISTANT STRANGERS (now) and it's available on Netflix (now) and this is the Janitors' review (now).

LOKI is back and ready for more mind-bending adventures! Does season two live up the expectations raised by the first season, or does it crash and burn? Also, how about all them extra-curricular controversies surrounding one particular star of the show? The Film School Janitors take their time and tackle it all in this review. Listen now!

The TV universe for THE BOYS is growing on Amazon Prime, and the first spin-off (not counting the cartoon spin-off DIABOLICAL because it was animated) has arrived! GEN V follows a group of super powered college students at God U as they navigate not only their personal problems, but um, much bigger problems like extinction! The Film School Janitors watched all the episodes (well, almost all the episodes for some), and this is their review. Enjoy!

How about that! Most of the grown-up Film School Janitors watched THE MARVELS as well, so this is their analysis of the MCU's 33rd film! Well, at least two of them, and now there are four... BONUS! The Janitors discuss Marvel casting rumors!

Sometimes trying to get the Film School Janitors to watch something is like pulling teeth. So why not turn to those still loosing their teeth! The Elementary Film School Janitors watched THE MARVELS and this is their review!

It's time for another round of "live-action adaptation of a beloved anime!" This time it's ONE PIECE, and how does the show compare to the cartoon and manga? Luckily, some the Film School Janitors know the source material so they bring insight to their review. Yes, I said they bring insight. Why so surprised?!