Film School Janitors Review Films

Elle Fanning Movies are back, baby! Or, franchises are king! Perhaps, if you make a good version of a well-known property, people will go the theater to watch it! The Film School Janitors saw PREDATOR: BADLANDS and listen to what they thought about it!

When one of the Film School Janitors happen to find themselves watching a film like REGRETTING YOU, you know they got to talk about it!

What's dead doesn't stay dead. Well, that might actually be more in line with zombies, but it also can be said about The Creature in FRANKENSTEIN, Guillermo del Toro's version made for Netflix. The Film School Janitors discuss their thoughts on this latest adaptation of a mad scientist and his creation, who may have superpowers...? Listen to find out!

A couple more opinions and lingering thoughts about TRON: ARES, courtesy of your Film School Janitors!

So have the Film School Janitors ever reviewed any other seasons of DEXTER prior to DEXTER: RESURRECTION? Nope! But they go over a fair amount of the lore while they review the latest season in a series of reboots and sequels. Check it out now!

The Film School Janitors deal with another film by A24! This time it's a review of DEATH OF A UNICORN, starring Paul Rudd and Jenna Ortega! Is it a comedy, a comedy fantasy, a dark comedy, a horror comedy, a horror film, or a classic A24 weirdfest? Listen to find out!

One of the Film School Janitors decided to try two different reviews of the same film - BONE LAKE. This is the combination of both reviews for you to review!

Time for the second film in THE CONJURING UNIVERSE! A couple of the Film School Janitors watched ANNABELLE, and this is their review! It's a movie about about a doll. That's beloved. But it's creepy! Make it make sense!

The Film School Janitors completed their first BUCKET LIST - five movies about ESCAPE ROOM(s) that were sometimes supernatural, sometimes sci-fi, sometimes an escape house, but always deadly! And this is the wrap-up review!

This is technically the fourth and fifth films on the BUCKET LIST of ESCAPE ROOM movies, but these are the only two that are direct sequels of each other: ESCAPE ROOM (2019) and ESCAPE ROOM: TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS (2021). Could they have been two separate podcasts? Yeah, probably. The Film School Janitors thought for sure it would be quicker to review them together, but it certainly didn't turn out that way. Enjoy and stayed tuned for the final ranking of this BUCKET LIST!

A couple of Film School Janitors went to see TRON: ARES (actually three did, but one didn't make it to lunch), and they discuss everything they possibly can about this third film, as well as TRON and TRON: LEGACY. And getting old. They definitely talk about getting old...

This is the third movie on this BUCKET LIST about ESCAPE ROOM movies, but it's the second one entitled ESCAPE ROOM. The Film School Janitors discuss this supernatural version featuring Skeet Ulrich and Sean Young. Stay tuned for two more!

A couple of the Film School Janitors decide to play catch up on THE CONJURING UNIVERSE, and where else would they start other than with THE CONJURING! Does it hold up? Was it obvious what this franchise would become? Listen to hear their thoughts.

Welcome to the second entry of the BUCKET LIST! This time it's the ESCAPE ROOM film made in 2017, and it actually takes place in the most realistic portrayal of an escape room. Well, one where people can die. Only three more to go!

The Film School Janitors actually went to the theater to watch Paul Thomas Anderson's tenth film, ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. At night. It's almost three hours long and they managed to stay awake. Did they have trouble staying awake because of the movie, or because of their age?Listen to this review to find out!

A couple of Film School Janitors visited their local theater to see THE LONG WALK, and should you take that same journey? Listen to find out!

Get ready for the first episode in the first BUCKET LIST series! The Film School Janitors pick a group of movies that have a theme and review them one by one. Then in the end, their reveal the rankings! Escape rooms became pretty popular in the mid- to late-2010s. How can you tell? Over four years, five "escape room" movies (at least) were released. First up is 2018's NO ESCAPE ROOM. Originally airing on the SyFy channel, this one features a supernatural slant. Listen to find out more!

Well, Jay and Sean thought Rodney might not be able to watch THE TOXIC AVENGER (1984), and they were definitely wrong! Here's Rodney's thoughts on the offensive, tasteless "classic".

Talk about walking on eggshells. Well, toxic sludge covered eggshells. When THE TOXIC AVENGER was released way back in the 1900s, it was meant to be tasteless and insulting, and in that regard, it still holds up! A couple of the Film School Janitors do their best to review this infamous classic! They try their best!

If you try to look up this film on streaming services, it's listed as EAT LOCAL. It was originally released in the UK under that title, but the poster jokingly added an "s" and it caught on. So online, it's listed under EAT LOCALS. It's about vampires meeting in a countryside home, and they get trapped (somehow) by the military. Either way, it's the latest edition of JAY'S JUNK that the Film School Janitors decided to review! But I'm burying the most important thing about this review - it happens while the Janitors also watch a film called TIFFANY THE DOLL on Tubi!