Film School Janitors Review Films

ABIGAIL is one of those movies where you know exactly what you're going to get if you even caught a whiff of one of the previews. If you've never seen a trailer for this film, I'll spoil it here: it's about a vampire ballerina. And the Film School Janitors reviewed it. Listen now!

It's been 24 years, but GLADIATOR II finally (actually?) exists! And (some of) the Film School Janitors watched it! Here is their review!

Another episode of Janitors in Jalopies Drinking Java! This time they tackle the challenging film, also known as an everyday, typical A24 film, HERETIC. Hugh Grant goes into creepy mode, and the Film School Janitors have thoughts about that!

For as many spiders as there are in the world, there doesn't seem to be too many spider movies (not counting the films where a person is bitten by a radioactive one). Even STING isn't directly about a giant spider. Listen to the Film School Janitors' review to find out more!

Is this the first season of AGATHA ALL ALONG, or a special event? Will the Film School Janitors become Janitors Driving Jalopies While Drinking Java, or is it a one-time thing? Listen to find out!

It ain't Halloween anymore and it ain't quite Thanksgiving, but it doesn't matter because CARVED ain't quite a movie! The Film School Janitors checked out the Hulu release, and they have some thoughts! Listen now!

It ain't quite Friday the 13th, but it's still a freaky Friday! The Film School Janitors finally watched FREAKY and this is their review! NOTE: No bodies were swapped in the making of this podcast.

As per usual, some of the Film School Janitors watched BAD BOYS: RIDE OR DIE in the theater, and others watched it on streaming. Now you get to hear their review!

The Film School Janitors dig back a bit to review the ever-growing cult hit, TERRIFIER. And not quite in time for Halloween!

The Film School Janitors review the possession thriller, THE DELIVERANCE. This a different messed up movie than Burt Reynold's DELIVERANCE, but it still has one crazy scene that's going to be infamous!

Some of the Film School Janitors tackle the Netflix hit, REBEL RIDGE! How does the movie stand its ground against their opinions? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors pull a "folie à deux" themselves, and only two of them discuss JOKER: FOLIE A DEUX a.k.a. JOKER 2 a.k.a The Worst Movie Ever. What did the Janitors think, and will this podcast become The Worst Podcast Ever?

Did anybody get to see MEGALOPOLIS yet? Some of the Film School Janitors manifested their destiny and managed to catch this at the theater. What did they think? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE ANT BULLY As for now, this is the last Nic Cage animated roll, so watch as the Film School Janitors throw their caps in the air! But they better watch their step and not disturb the ants - they might have a wizard ant that can shrink you down, like the wizard ant that Nic Cage portrays.

Well they finally did it! Netflix finally made it and the Film School Janitors watched the final season of THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY. This is the fruit of everyone's labor! Enjoy!

This Film School Janitors review is sort of like the movie they're reviewing called JACKPOT! It's all over the place. It might be funny. And John Cena appears in both (but in one, he's invisible). Check out the review now!

The Elementary Film School Janitors are back! This time they're reviewing BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE! (And also BEETLEJUICE!) Don't read this description aloud, or else *you-know-who* might show up!

The Film School Janitors discuss ALIEN: ROMULUS, plus the proceeding six films in the ALIEN franchise. NOTE: No chestbusters were injured in the making of this podcast.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE OLD WAY And just like in the old ways of the old days, the Janitors partake in some moonshine to discuss this Western... that still happens to be a tale of revenge.

Another day, another Netflix film to review... This time the Film School Janitors checked out THE UNION, starring Halle Berry and Mark Wahlburg. Should you check it out? This review will give you all the answers you seek!