Film School Janitors Review Films

Could the Film School Janitors went full spoilers while reviewing BLACK BAG? Of course they could have, BUT THEY DON'T! That usually means they want you to watch it first - but is it because they liked it, or not? You'll have to listen to find out.

The Film School Janitors discuss the passing of VAL KILMER.

When does a filmmaker become a brand? That's what the Film School Janitors (try to) discuss while reviewing Christopher Landon's latest, DROP, as well as RECYCLE REVIEWING M. Night Shyamalan's TRAP. Besides both having four-letter titles with two of the same letters in the same spots, there are some structural and tonal similarities. Not too many, though, otherwise this wouldn't be MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA. Make sure your room is well ventilated...

The Film School Janitors wouldn't be who they are if they didn't watch movies like ZOMBEAVERS. Why it took so long to get to it is the better question. What it's about shouldn't be a question at all...

I know what you're thinking - Peacock has something to watch and the Film School Janitors watched it! Based on the book, which became a 70's thriller and a 90's action-er, THE DAY OF THE JACKAL exists again... this time as a TV show. Is it worth your time (and effort to figure out how to get Peacock)? Listen to find out!

This might not be the bleachiest and ammonia-est mix of films, but the Film School Janitors tackle the final two entries in the SONY SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE which sadly does not feature Spider-Man. They discuss what worked and what didn't in KRAVEN THE HUNTER and VENOM: THE LAST DANCE!

IF anyone doesn't at least have a passing knowledge of Mr. Beast... ya old. Even though the Film School Janitors are "older," let it be known they are familiar with the YouTube star and his money stunts. So it seems inevitable that the BEAST GAMES (a real-life ripoff of SQUID GAMES which also had a real-life version) would come to exist. The Janitors watched it and these are their thoughts!

If you were alive in the 90s, THE GUYVER mania was everywhere. Psych! (Or is it "sike"?) The Film School Janitors watched the live-action interpretation of the anime about a man with a living (?) super-suit battling humans that can turn into gremlins and predators and such ilk, and this is their review. Enjoy!

Oh, sweet rhubarb, is THE ELECTRIC STATE technically a movie? Yes. And did the Film School Janitors watch it? Yes. Did they review it? Yes. This is it.

You don't have to hold your breath much longer, because here's the LAST BREATH review by the Film School Janitors! What do you mean you weren't holding your breath? You were just regular breathing? Oh well, here's the review about a movie based on a documentary about deep-sea divers trying to save one of their own. Enjoy!

In French, "gorge" means throat. In English, it's a movie about giant hole that maybe leads to hell...? The Film School Janitors watched THE GORGE, starring that guy that flew jets that wasn't Tom Cruise and the witch from a movie about a new mutants. Enjoy!

One of the Film School Janitors saw an advance screening of NOVOCAINE!

You're the best around, and these are the last five episodes of COBRA KAI forever! (Or for right now...?) The Film School Janitors discuss whether they stick the landing, or fall flat on their face.

Just a couple of Film School Janitors driving jalopies drinking java and talking about HEART EYES and LOVE HURTS!

What do you get when you take a short story by Stephen King and have director Osgood Perkins (LONGLEGS and son of PSYCHO's star psycho) put his spin on a full-length film? Well, you get THE MONKEY. How did it turn out? Listen to find out!

Sean watched two movies the other Film School Janitors will not watch: BABYGIRL and LOVE ME. He makes the other Janitors listen to him talk about the Nicole Kidman and Kristen Stewart films (also starring Antonio Banderas and Steven Yeun, respectively). Enjoy!

Only one Film School Janitors watched THE BRUTALIST, so he made the other Janitors listen to him talk about it!

That even felt good to write the name of this review - CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD. Over the seven years the Film School Janitors have been reviewing movies (and shows and streaming content and other dumb stuff...), the MCU has been one of the most constant sources of content. (Will they ever get back to the NCU - Nic Cage University? For sure!) Welcome back, Cap! No cap. (Did I use that correctly?)

The the Elementary Film School Janitors just review some previews? They sure did! Now it's the Film School Janitors' turn. Will they do actual reviews for these upcoming movies? Probably! So stay tuned!

You have probably never heard of CHOMPY & THE GIRLS. Let's be honest - no one has heard of this movie except for the actors in it. Neither had the Film School Janitors, but that didn't stop them from investigating. Was it worth the journey? Listen to find out!