Film School Janitors Review Films

Hey, did you hear the one about how the Film School Janitors reviewed GODZILLA VS. KONG? It was never "unleashed"! Probably would have been better if it was a movie about dogs instead of giant creatures. This is another podcast lost in the shuffle between computers. Enjoy better late than never!

This might be another one of those situations where you haven't heard about this film. But this time, the Film School Janitors can assure you, this is one you should know. Go watch THE BANSHEES OF INISHERIN before listening to this podcast, and before watching any trailers. If you liked/loved IN BRUGES, it reunites the two main stars and the writer/director. It's the story of two friends breaking up. That's it. Oh, go on ahead and listen to this podcast either way! It's your fecking choice, after all!

The marketing was on point for the new horror film, SMILE, but did it make the Film School Janitors smile or frown? It definitely jump-scared them. Listen to find out more!

This is from that one time that Rodney and Sean tried the DEATH NUT CHALLENGE while Jay laughed his behind off at their misery. A lost Film School Janitors Litter Bits!

This is a lost podcast from last year, but it's not a NETFLIX AND CHILLED entry because it aired on HBO Max during COVID. That's a lot of caps locked words, but here are a few more: the Film School Janitors watched THOSE WHO WISH ME DEAD, and this is their review of the Angelina Jolie thriller/action movie about a smokejumper that has to protect a boy in a blazing forest from a couple of hitmen. Yup, that pretty much covers it...

This one has been lost for a bit! The Film School Janitors were (finally) cleaning out the fridge when they found this review for UNICORN STORE stuck way in the back. It was Brie Larson's directorial debut, and featured her future costar Samuel L. Jackson. Is there an actual unicorn in the film? You can always listen to this old, lost podcast and find out now!

So here we go 'round(kick) again! Rodney and Sean watched the entire fifth season of COBRA KAI, and Jay only watched the last episode. How much did Jay miss, and how much did Jay pick up on? Listen to find out!

The Rock has been cooking this for a while! The Film School Janitors saw BLACK ADAM, and how did it turn out? Listen to find out! What do you mean, "Is that all you're going to write?" What else is there to say?

It's not quite a puzzle box that invites pleasure demons from Hell, but how does the reboot of HELLRAISER stack up against the original? The Film School Janitors discuss both films in this review. Check it out!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: PAY THE GHOST When Nic Cage's son disappears on Halloween night, there appears to be something more insidious, more sinister, at hand. No seriously - it's more like those two movies than a kidnapping one. Spend Halloween with the Film School Janitors as they review this supernatural NCU entry!

This is sort of the second half of the season finale of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON! While the last episode focused on the Greens and their reaction to the passing of King Viserys, this episode follows the Blacks - namely Rhaenyra and Daemon Targaryen. Who do the Film School Janitors side with? Listen and find out! Then check back in during 2024 for Season 2!

This is it! The end of an era! Thank goodness! (Or thank evil?) The Film School Janitors watched HALLOWEEN ENDS because they watched the previous two. How did they feel about that? Listen to find out!

Let's see... where to begin setting this movie up... UNINVITED (the one from 1987 - there are quite a few named this) is about a cat that has something else living inside it on a yacht traveling to the Caribbean during spring break. Some gangsters, a handful of college-age students and a young captain find themselves terrorized by the thing inside the cat. You see, that's what's UNINVITED! And believe me - I'm making this thing sound boring, and it's anything but. You can watch a preview or listen to this first, but you might spoil some of the zaniness. No matter what, you're invited to the Film School Janitors' review of this lost oddity. Enjoy!

Can you believe it's been almost 30 years since the first HOCUS POCUS was released? Can you believe HOCUS POCUS 2 was actually finally made? Strangest of all, can you believe the Film School Janitors watched and reviewed both?! Not without a little toil and trouble (and bubble drinks) at least...

The further experimenting with format by Marvel brings us the Halloween-iest show yet - WEREWOLF BY NIGHT! Unfortunately, it's a single episode special, but fortunately for the Film School Janitors, that means a lot less time spent watching another show. Listen to find out what they thought about it!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: G-FORCE This may not be a live-action Nic Cage movie (well, it is live-action but Nic Cage voices one of the animals), but it still involves one of his patented death scenes. Listen to what the Film School Janitors have to say about this spy movie made for kids (that's not Spy Kids)!

The penultimate episode of HOUSE OF THE DRAGON's first season follows the death of King Viserys from the perspective of half of our characters (basically all of them in King's Landing). It basically followed Alicent and Otto race to find Aegon, but was it exciting? It sure was for someone it the show that likes toes! Listen to the Film School Janitors' review for more!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: KICK-ASS When a teen (who is bleeping annoying) decides to become a real-life superhero, a real-life dynamic duo (one of which is Chloe Grace Moretz and the other is our guy, Nic Cage) has to step in and save his (kick) ass. The Film School Janitors watched this back in the day, and does it still hold up today? Listen to find out!

The last episode of SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW has smashed through the fourth wall and into your hearts... maybe??? Listen to find out what the Film School Janitors thought about the fourth-wall breaking shenanigans and cameos in the (first?) season finale!

Not gonna lie - didn't expect the Film School Janitors to review the live-action update of Disney's PINOCCHIO, but they did! Are they Tom Hanks completists? Are they remake completists? Or are they simply gluttons for punishment? Listen to find out which!