Film School Janitors Review Films

Sean braved watching SKINAMARINK in the theater so his fellow Film School Janitors didn't have to... but will they eventually watch it? Stay tuned...

The Film School Janitors watched the first episode of THE LAST OF US and they made this review to see if they should watch the rest of THE LAST OF US and review it. It's a sci-fi show based on a video game about sort-of zombies... of course they're going to watch and review the series!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: NCU TRIVIA! The Film School Janitors have watched 50 movies starring or featuring Nic Cage. How much do they remember? Have you been listening along? How much do you remember?

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: THE WICKER MAN Join the Film School Janitors as they explore the island of Summersisle (with an "s" in there for the remake because the filmmakers thought Americans couldn't say Summerisle), and the birthplace of numerous Nicolas Cage memes. Listen now!

Before you listen to the NCU review of the remake, here's the review for the original THE WICKER MAN! You didn't know there was an original? Neither did some of the Film School Janitors (and guest)! Listen to this before the Nic Cage University review!

How have Tim Burton and The Addams Family never crossed paths before? The Film School Janitors (plus a guest from the Harry Potter Academy) watched WEDNESDAY, and they are definitely not filled with woe! Take a listen to their review!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: FACE/OFF Everybody should know this one, but in case you don't, here's the premise: cop/agent/detective John Travolta takes Nic Cage's face (and somehow also alters parts of his body?) to confront Cage's brother about a bomb. Awakening from a coma, Cage then steals Travolta's face and family. Then they FACE/OFF! How does the action classic hold up? Listen because the Film School Janitors face off against that very same question! (That's what a review is!)

If I told you that the Film School Janitors actually went to the theater to watch AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER, would you believe me? Or maybe this is just an hour long podcast about not watching AVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER. You'll just have to listen to find out!

Get out your knives because Benoit Blanc is back for more mystery-solving in GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY! Daniel Craig returns as the premiere detective in Rian Johnson's sequel, and how does it compare to the original? Should it be compared to the original? Do you know what the original is? (It's mentioned in the film's full title!) The Film School Janitors dissect the film like a corpse. Too morbid? How about, they examine the film like a crime scene? Yes, that's a little less Dexter, and still somehow a little bit Dexter. Anyway, listen to find out what they think!

The Film School Janitors watched the MURDERVILLE holiday special. Sure, they talk about WHO KILLED SANTA? But the conversation also gets pretty dark...

The moment you have all not been waiting for has arrived! This is the Film School Janitors' FIRST ANNUAL PLUNGER AWARDS! Rodney, Jason and Sean all pick their entries for their unique categories. Did they see everything this year? Not even close! But these are the awards for the best and worst things they've seen in 2022!

The Film School Janitors are celebrating Jared Leto's birthday, which also happens to fall on Boxing Day, so make your own punching bag jokes here. Together, the Janitors reviewed two of Leto's latest: HOUSE OF GUCCI and MORBIUS. What do they have in common besides Leto? Nothing! That's why it's called MIXING BLEACH AND AMMONIA!

Hey remember this thriller starring three Academy Award winners? THE LITTLE THINGS is about a detective that senses the criminal's wrongdoings because of "the little things," but can he prove it? The Film School Janitors are celebrating Jared Leto's birthday, which also happens to fall on Boxing Day, so make your own punching bag jokes here.

A NIC CAGE MOVIE THAT TAKES PLACE ON CHRISTMAS EVE? YES, PLEASE! The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: TRAPPED IN PARADISE This (weak) riff on "It's a Wonderful Life!" follows three criminal brothers as they rob a bank in a small town... that steals their heart! One of the Film School Janitors had a fondness for this movie back in the day, but does it hold up? Listen to find out!

What do you get when you mix Ryan Reynolds and Will Ferrell? a) Corny dad humor? b) Drunk on Aviator gin and Janet Reno impressions? c) A musical extravaganza based on "A Christmas Carol"? Well, you probably get a little bit of all three, but SPIRITED is the correct answer, and it's sort of a sequel to the Dickens classic. Could the Film School Janitors handle the musical interludes? Listen and find out!

Happy Holidays from the Film School Janitors as they review THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY HOLIDAY SPECIAL! That's it. No ribbons, no wrapping paper, no bag with tissue paper. All you get is this review of the preview to next year's third installment of the franchise.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: BAD LIEUTENANT: PORT OF CALL NEW ORLEANS Is this story about a wayward policeman one of the most Nic Cage-iest movies ever? The Film School Janitors sure think so! Listen to find out how to hallucinate iguanas!

This review was supposed to accompany the review for the TV show prequel, but some of the Film School Janitors are taking their sweet time getting to it. And in this review for ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY, a new (hope) game begins... "Recalling Rogue One." Is it as thorough of a review as it could have been? Have you ever listened the to Film School Janitors before?!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: DOG EAT DOG From director Paul Schrader comes a Nic Cage / Willem Dafoe insanity fest. Fresh out of jail and hellbent on enjoying life on the outside, our antagonistic protagonists jump from small job to the next until they hit the big one - that may be their last! Listen to the Film School Janitors recap the madness!

All aboard ...for murder... That makes it sound like an Agatha Christie story, but this is about as opposite of that as you can get! BULLET TRAIN follows a gaggle of ne'er-do-wells (read: murderers, hitmen, and hitwomen) who are traveling on cross-country via train, and they are either trying to kill each other, steal money, or both. It's kinetic as hell, but is it any good? Hear what the Film School Janitors think!