Film School Janitors Review Films

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: SEEKING JUSTICE When the law fails (or really doesn't even get the chance to start helping) a husband get justice against his wife's attacker, a weird pay-it-forward revenge team shows up and makes his life a living hell! To find out how, listen now!

Did you know the Film School Janitors take requests for reviews? This time around they are tackling the 90's military comedy DOWN PERISCOPE! Good gracious, it's almost 30 years old! How does it hold up? Listen to find out!

"Wow that was fast!" might be something heard by the Film School Janitors a lot, but not in regards to a movie review! The Janitors (well two) got to see a sneak preview release of THE FLASH and this is their spoiler-y review! (We actually do try to warn you before each one...)

Only two of the three Film School Janitors watched this one so far, but they quickly wanted to get the word out. Their review of SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE UNIVERSE is right here for the taking! Just stick one of your eight grubby, yet sticky, legs out and whether your eight eyes have seen it yet or not, set your eight ears straight to listening (spiders have eight of everything, right?)... Enjoy!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: TRESPASS Is Nic Cage a criminal in this one? Does he want revenge? Who is doing the trespassing? Is it Nicole Kidman in a closed AMC Theater? The Janitors don't specifically answer all these questions, but they do answer others in this review. Don't believe me? Take a listen to find out!

A rare LITTER BITS from the NCU... The Film School Janitors discuss Nic Cage's favorite films that he's done, plus all the jobs his characters have had up to now.

With one of the Film School Janitors missing (Jay, of course), they call in the big guns: Rodney's daughter! Listen as she helps Rodney and Sean review the live-action remake of THE LITTLE MERMAID! Can even just the two of them keep it clean and kid-friendly? The answer is: mostly!

The Film School Janitors have a blast going back to the past when they review the Patrick Swayze classic: ROAD HOUSE! How does it hold up after all these years? Does memory serve correctly (and only with a proper ID)? Bonus! The Janitors rank the 1980's box office hits and try to figure which year had the best top grossing films!

Make "vroom" for the Film School Janitors' review of FAST X! It's got plot breakdowns, gravity breakdowns, physics breakdowns, celebrity net worth breakdowns, but alas - no car breakdowns! Listen now!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: OUTCAST What do you get when you mix Anakin Skywalker, the Crusades (barely), the Song Dynasty in China, strange accent choices and Nic Cage? This movie!

Who would have thought talking about Netflix's ATTACK OF THE HOLLYWOOD CLICHES would get into some nitty and some gritty, but the Film School Janitors ask some hard questions and they go there.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: DYING OF THE LIGHT As the Janitors mentioned in their LOVE, ANTOSHA review, co-star Anton Yelchin was a huge fan of Nic Cage, and this was the only film they were able to star in together. So what's it about? Another cop movie (well this time, a CIA agent) in which Nic Cage wants to get revenge. But this time, he has a form of onsetting dementia. Fun!

What better place to start reviewing a film series than with the sixth entry! The Film School Janitors have talked about covering the SCREAM films for years, so they (sort of) cover them all in this SCREAM VI review. The mold gets broken in this one by taking the action out of Woodsboro,,and does it pay off? Listen to see what the Janitors think!

Well, hopefully you can find this one somewhere to watch, or you already watched it. Netflix exclusively had MINDHORN probably for seven years, and the Film School Janitors only recently discovered it before they pulled it. This review will have to do until it comes back or pops up somewhere else, but here's the basic premise. An actor once popular in the 80's played a cop with a bionic eye that could "see the truth." When a young man wanted for murder says he will only talk to the character of MINDHORN, the washed-up actor takes the opportunity to milk this chance to mount a comeback! As usual, the Janitors try to cover as much of the story as possible, but you know how that usually goes...

The Film School Janitors cover everything when it comes to GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3... or do they? They better when it comes to this long of a review!

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make! This week's assignment: RENFIELD Is this the role Nic Cage has been un-dying to play? Nicholas Hoult a.k.a. About A Beast plays Renfield, Dracula's familiar. Can he get out from under his master's control? Can the Film School Janitors escape his mind games? Listen to find out!

The Film School Janitors' discussion of 80 FOR BRADY goes all over the place. Some of it tracks; some doesn't. The main thing is they do actually review the film. It's just in-between nonsense.

The Film School Janitors are back in school, and they're going to Nic Cage University! Their goal is to watch and review every film Nicolas Cage has ever made... and will ever make (or narrate)! This week's assignment: LOVE, ANTOSHA In 2016, a tragic freak accident occurred that claimed actor Anton Yelchin's life. You may not know him by name, but you've likely seen him in something (most likely in the STAR TREK reboots as Chekov). Nic Cage reads some of his writings in this documentary about his life, artistry and battle cystic fibrosis.

Apple TV+ also makes movies, and although the Film School Janitors don't watch many of them, GHOSTED caught their attention. Co-stars Ana De Armas and Chris Evans meet cute and then after some (light) stalking, find themselves fighting your their lives. But did it hold the Janitors attention? Listen to find out.

The 1980's were known for cash grab sequels to popular films, and there are some real stinkers out there. But how does MEATBALLS PART II compare? The Film School Janitors spill all the canned beans so take a listen now!