Delay Radio: Comedy,funny News, Funny Stories (fast-ish)

Often times we chat about comedic news topics 'off air' as much as we do for the full weekly podcast episodes. So we decided to leave the mics on before and after recording to see what happens. In this bonus episode of Delay Radio Comedy News, we talk about Jethrow's topic of Stormy Daniels and how she is out touring the country...in a unique way. It involves a statue in the likeness of someone we all know, Donald Trump. We also learned that someone threw a wallet at her..but the real question is whether or not she will run for President

On this episode we have...well, bears...and more bears. We have some stories from Reddit. If you didn't know we typically get questions from Yahoo! Answers, but have found better ones on Reddit. As for actual topics, Honch kicks us off with a story of a bear. This bear was at a zoo in Alberta, Canada...and well, he was behaving so well that his zookeepers decided to take him out for ice cream. Ironically, unlike most stories that we do, this bear did nothing wrong...he just enoyed his soft serve ice cream, or Blizzard, or whatever a bear eats from an ice cream shop. Did you know that the British accent is something fabricated by people? This was not verified by any news sources..but we decided it is fact. Can someone do the fact checking on this one? After getting off topic...we get even more off topic and we're back on the Laurel and Yanny bandwagon. Stemming from our bonus episode (the one between last week and this week, we still hand to bring it up. Apparently we can't let it go. Once we

As it turns out, we almost talk as much off air as we do on the air..so we decided to just record some of the conversation that happens between episodes. We're not responsible for our own actions..not on a bonus episode that is. Hide yo kids and hide yo wife because we're getting our minds blown over this Laurel and Yanny argument. We discuss losing an entire days work over this whole mess...and a whole lot of food and pizza (including food we couldn't really figure out what it is).

In this episode, Steve North is still out hanging with Flo-rida, but is possibly handling diplomatic meetings between the Karate kid and Cobra Kai (sp?). As you all may have known, May the 4th was upon us, and the London Heathrow Airport may have had the best Star Wars reference. Their flight board featured flights to various locations from the movies, including a 'cancelled' flight for Princess Leah. We thought that was pretty awesome...and the force was definetely strong with them. D opens up about a Facebook ad that he got from a company called Molekule. The company at first wanted him to cryogenically freeze his body, but then he got another ad later to just buy a air purifier....well, that was dialed back really quick. All of that for having allergies." After discussing allergies, Jethrow found some questions from the web. Where do people go for low cost legal advice in Oregon? Certainly not Delay Radio....but we would love to hear what your legal dilemma is. We'll do our best to giv

Is Florida pronounced Flo-rida? Steve North is out on a trip to Florida, so D will open the show without properly introducing the Honch and Jethrow. On this episode, we have the story of stolen Fajitas, airport people, and questions from the web. We open with Honch talking about traveling in an airport. As it turns out, the most annoying people that you've ever met are stuffed in a plane -- that is how you know that you're traveling. The story begins with Honch going through security -- he takes his shoes off and they are absolutely disgusting, he knew everyone around him could smell them. Honch got the look from a lady in line that she could smell his feet, and he can smell them too. But that's not really the issue - the lady in front of him had piles of electronics, but it is Honch that gets pulled aside by the TSA for a little bit of a pat down, getting the complete full body rub and four fingers. You fill in the blanks, and email us to tell us your funny travel stories. D also chimes in wit

We weren't sure if we were recording, but it turns out that we're all extreme radio DJ's. Finally this is the second episode that we got all four of the Delay Radio team together in one room, or around one pool table. Steve North immediately gets us to dive into the news, where we talk about Jim Jong Un, North Korea's leader, visiting China, where they tried to keep it under wraps. People in China were using WeChat to name Kim Jong things like...'Fatty Fatty' and Kim Fat the III - which we turned into an episode of Sesame Street. We think Steve North's name of 'Dicktator' was a better fitting name at the time. After attemping to poke fun at the country's leader, we dive into questions from Yahoo! Answers. Jethrow finds a man who wants to know whether or not is he dead, and he seems to think that the man is asking the question because maybe he was doing bath salts or Tide Pods. Apparently if everyone you know avoids you or ignores you, you think you might b

We kick off this funny/comedy news episode being whatever we want to be, or whatever we identify as (some of us are French maybe). Steve North kicks us off with him wanting D to shut up, but immediately wants him to start talking again because he has some comedy news to deliver. A man from Colorado (stoned?) has been attacked by lions and tigers and bears (oh my). Not really, he was attacked by a shark, he's been mauled by a bear, and bitten by a rattlesnack within a few year period. In his latest encounter, he was attacked by a shark and ended up with only 7 stitches. The man was also once sleeping when a bear started to bite his head. Smokey the bear doesn't have anything on this guy. At the end of the day, with these attacks maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time....3 times. Honch goes into a story about saving a puppy (which didn't really happen) to impress someone, but he really just cut his hand on Spaghettios. Steve North's wife had to get some stitches, but she was openi

In this episode, Honch starts us off immediately with a self-proclaimed drug dealer who calls 911 to report a stolen bag of cocaine (If that's not comedy news, we don't know what is). And yes...you heard that right...a drug dealer called the cops because someone stole his cocaine. 32 year old David Blackman called the cops because someone stole money out of his car....and yes, again someone stole the blow out of his car. We wonder if he would try to also get an insurance claim. At the end of the day, he was arrested 'without violence'. He should have probably blamed someone else for that..including him crapping his pants (he didn't do that, but we imagined that it could happen). After a foiled drug deal, Jethrow finds 'another Brenda' on Yahoo Answers! who wants to know what would be in the loot crate if you died in this very moment....except not in a video game, Brenda wants to know what you would have in yours..but in real life. Ours would include sugar, cell phones, a ba

In this Episode, we have some interesting comedy/funny news things happening in the world, including strippers (it's not what you think), some hobos (we have some explaining to do), and flat-earthers, which is not a Marvel thing. Honch has never talked about anything in life that has been serious. He talks about 'Bar' a company that makes automotive stripper paint. As it turns out, Honch knows how to fabricate and build stuff, and knows how to work with paint. Growing up in the body shop, he used an aerospace grade stripper - as Honch puts it, don't inhale it. Because, well, people are dying. Honch's wife calls in a bit of a panic because he has used those chemicals. Long story short, he has added to his life insurance policy. And just so everyone is clear, it's not the hot dog company. Somehow we went off into a tangent on how hot dogs are made and how the southern delicacy "Scrapple" is made. And then right back to being serious again because people are dying. Jethrow

In this Episode, Steve North finally comes to do his job...and was one of the original Delay Radio comedy creators. This episode was brought to be our own product? 'Delay Cold Symptoms'. Who knew that you could choose when you get sick...and you can imagine the symptoms..like 'burning devil' eyes and 'my face might explode' with a host of flavors! Get yours today...or tomorrow, you pick. Colds have feelings and they are to be respected. We dive right into the funny news around taking an Uber. Doesn't sound funny to take a $12 ride to the airport? How about getting drunk in an Uber and waking up hundreds of miles away (apparently Jethrow doesn't know how to convert KM to miles)....and meanwhile, something in the background kicks on..we had no idea what it was. Turns out, it was a hot water heater. That said, back to the news..a drunk man tries to raise money to pay for an Uber ride that was significantly higher than what you'd think..we played the 'price is ri

In this Episode of Delay Radio, Honch has disappeared into the dark abyss of the Internet and will summon soon. D, Jethrow, and Steve North ponder life; What if you moved to multiple countries, only to be filed as being 'officially dead' in your home country, yet you're an ACTUAL ALIVE PERSON!? Hey sometimes life is comedy, or at least funny news. We talk about what happens when everyone thinks you're dead..and no one believes you...it becomes an international crisis that summons an IHOP competitor. After the the news wire goes dead, Jethrow digs into questions from the Interweb (Usually Yahoo! Answers), where we talk about Carly (iCarly? no one will know), and her underlying anger from her friend Kate who refuses to stop copying here, including her Hawaiian and Jewish heritage of taking up hula hooping...suddenly Kate is a dancer too? Do you even know how to hula bruh? We fail at giving Kate advice as to how to handle this with her friend, which may or may not involve shaving her head,

In this episode of Delay Radio, we start out with our fake commercial 'Delay Spending'. We'll take all of your money...and spend it the way that it should be done - doesn't that sound amazing? Right after that, we jump right into the news, featuring some stolen gold bars. A man in China 'ferociously' tried to break into a display case at a local department store. We guess whatever else was in the store was of no interest, but as fate would have it, maybe those things would have been worth more (we won't spoil why). Clearly he was 1 in a billion..because China has a lot of people and a lot of men as D had mentioned...and MC Hammer. After mentioning salt bae...Jethrow takes it right into Yahoo! Answers. A question coming from Brenda, yes..just Brenda. No last name, no pseudo name..just Brenda. We assume she was a girl or woman, but maybe she is Brendan Fraser instead. All that said, Brenda has a dream...about a man sitting in the chair with a pet snake. She described him as t

We offer you a few comedy moments to cherrish during this episode. Did you know that there are cops out there that want you to be drunk, and they will pay? Yes, you read that right. You have the right to remain intoxicated if you spend some time with some Canadian police officers. After walking the fine line of the sobriety test, we go onto discuss macaroni and cheese and how it relates to sex fails. Who knew that macaroni and cheese could be so dirty. We don't stop at little pasta noodles, the Honch spoon feeds more sex fails, including his own story...handcuffs not sold separately. Before we dove into some other news, there was a 'mic failure' but it happens. And when you go to Vegas, you should probably do so during Halloween, because you end up wearing a skeleton costume with an inflatable (you guess it). And we close it out with our 'would you rather segment', and there was a lot of gagging over the microphones...sorry about that. We may or may not keep you from eating bacon bits

We have to ask...how long does it take you to realize that you've been shot in the head? A woman had a headache....well, for awhile...and the boyfriend is going up against assault charges..and a host of what seems to be lesser charges than "attempted murder". She didn't remember being shot.....what? After we discuss the incident involving the brain of woman, we go on to discussing two brains. Two men go into brain surgery in Africa...one really needed it, the other didn't need it at all. In fact, he was only there what seemed to be a slight headache. What was wrong with them and how did it happen? We hope that their bills are covered...but we're not going to lose our heads over it. Have you ever shopped using the Wish app? If you have, there is a lot of weird stuff on there, and what is even worse is the ads you get on Facebook. Ever get an ad for a CNC machine, camera pen, light bulb connectors, and sex toys all-in-one? Honch shows us his Facebook ad from the Wish app, and every

We go full moron with new show addition Mike Honcho..aka 'Honch'. First, Honch takes us knee deep into his love of obscure sexual news...located in the pits or bowels of the web, or better known as the taint or angry spider of the Internet (in his words). As it turns out, a lot of condoms are made in China..and it doesn't really go over well in the country of Zimbabwe (D didn't really know that it was in Africa) they are a bit snug. Side discussion..the number of Octomom's kids maybe related to video game bits (8-bit,etc)...or the Big Montana from Arby's? Somehow that's connected..but you'll hear how that plays out. Maybe...maybe not...Furthermore, Honch goes on to ponder his own existence and how it may have been stopped. We also learned to not Google "BBC".. and it's not the British news. We learned it the hard way, not the easy way. We couldn't leave the 'sex' topic off the table after the BBC incident, so have you ever wanted a snack af

We go headfirst (feet first, or sideways?) into funny news from the week. We browsed Facebook, Instagram, SnapChat (and all) to find out that when people get tattoos of Chinese symbols, maybe they don't quite translate well and they don't even know? We found some of the worst Chinese translations (hint: think Chinese menu items..think Kung Pao Chicken on the back of your neck)...sometimes known as 'Engrish' when translations go wrong...it's a 2 way street...slang. Sometimes you just really need Google Translate. When people ask strange questions on what to do...we love it. One guy wonders what would happen if he goes 'Home Alone' on a cop that lives in his neighborhood..and let's just say it involves a doggy door and a hose. That leads us to ask so many questions; Is booby trapping considered assault, and would dogs on swings or jet packs be a good option...maybe raptors from Jurassic Park? Maybe we're not the best legal advice (we can't give any, so consult y

What could be the #1 Valentines day fail this year? Let's just say after buying concert tickets to (what they thought were the) Red Hot Chilli Peppers, a couple bought plane tickets, and it was a complete fail - who did they end up seeing?. Also in the world, we find out that the legacy of Steve Jobs could involve Apple employees walking into windows? We think maybe the glass cleaner is a little too good in Apple's new headquarters.What happens when people turn to Yahoo! answers for flirting/dating advice on the best way to impress women? Is it more than just having money? And..if it was about money, would you hide it? We think it involes buying 'stuff' and macaroni and cheese. And way down the road when it's beyond beyond dating tips, we discuss how to figure out if how your girlfriend got pregnant when you haven't had sex (maybe some cheating?) common sense much? We also discuss adding new letters to the - we could really screw with the people at Wheel of Fortune.Ending the epi