Delay Radio: Comedy,funny News, Funny Stories (fast-ish)

We kick off this funny/comedy news episode being whatever we want to be, or whatever we identify as (some of us are French maybe). Steve North kicks us off with him wanting D to shut up, but immediately wants him to start talking again because he has some comedy news to deliver. A man from Colorado (stoned?) has been attacked by lions and tigers and bears (oh my). Not really, he was attacked by a shark, he's been mauled by a bear, and bitten by a rattlesnack within a few year period. In his latest encounter, he was attacked by a shark and ended up with only 7 stitches. The man was also once sleeping when a bear started to bite his head. Smokey the bear doesn't have anything on this guy. At the end of the day, with these attacks maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time....3 times. Honch goes into a story about saving a puppy (which didn't really happen) to impress someone, but he really just cut his hand on Spaghettios. Steve North's wife had to get some stitches, but she was openi