Delay Radio: Comedy,funny News, Funny Stories (fast-ish)

We go headfirst (feet first, or sideways?) into funny news from the week. We browsed Facebook, Instagram, SnapChat (and all) to find out that when people get tattoos of Chinese symbols, maybe they don't quite translate well and they don't even know? We found some of the worst Chinese translations (hint: think Chinese menu items..think Kung Pao Chicken on the back of your neck)...sometimes known as 'Engrish' when translations go wrong...it's a 2 way street...slang. Sometimes you just really need Google Translate. When people ask strange questions on what to do...we love it. One guy wonders what would happen if he goes 'Home Alone' on a cop that lives in his neighborhood..and let's just say it involves a doggy door and a hose. That leads us to ask so many questions; Is booby trapping considered assault, and would dogs on swings or jet packs be a good option...maybe raptors from Jurassic Park? Maybe we're not the best legal advice (we can't give any, so consult y