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Dear D***Heads, My husband uses a #bodypillow and we can't #cuddle in bed! He started using it due to an injury years ago, but now it has to go! #altlakecity #advice #DearDHeads

It's time for some #GoodNews w/ Lindsey! Some kids get to use their #supersoakers to fight a #fire, putting it out before #firefighters even get there! #altlakecity

We give away two spots at the #table for #MeltingPotMonday! We ask: Which of us would be most annoying to sit next to during a meal? #fook #lindsey #dusty #altlakecity #tablemanners #vegan #chatty #dinnertable #fondue #hotpot

Maggie McMuffin, a burlesque dancer, was kicked off a #JetBlue flight for wearing #shortshorts. She had worn them on another Jet Blue flight THAT DAY. Acceptable or Absolutely lame? We wear #short #shorts, too!

Stupid Ass Stuff! #GOT's #Hodor has a weird #name, and the actor wrote a song to explain the #origin. Also: #JayZ writes a small homage to #DamnDaniel in his #lyrics.

Animals: Bees swarm a car for days to save their queen and Lindsey applauds Fook for not killing a bee stuck in his home. #bees #queen #swarm #nokill #yellowjacket #altlakecity

Some Amish teenagers on Rumspringa get pulled over in a #minivan for going over 100mph and throwing #drinks out the windows. Their parents couldn't be reached cuz they don't have #phones! #party #rumspringa #amish #comingofage #altlakecity #church #win

Our #Millennial #Intern Marissa refuses to do what we ask, like fetching #bagels! ALSO: She needs a name... Fook is thinking Hashtag Millenial. #altlakecity #ALT1019 #Utah #UofU #Utes

An Ex CEO of #Mcdonalds says raising the #minimumWage for #puny humans would make #robots the cheaper option. #uprising #theytookourjawbs #RobotJobs #altlakecity

#ChuckNorris has come out as a believer in an evil #chemtrails conspiracy. We hear from a local #conspiracy theorist and a commercial airline #pilot on whether or not #chemtrails actually exist. #contrail #airline #chemicals #government #Utah #altlakecity #jets #skycriminals #walker #texas #ranger

#StupidAssStuff #BernieSanders cancelled on #TommyChong speaking at his LA rally, but stops by to say they are #buds and he's always loved #CheechandChong ALSO: #BillCosby has admitted to more debauchery, this time with minors. #upinsmoke #feelthebern #Bern #Burn #altlakecity

We give out tickets to #UtahPrideFestival! All we ask in return is a #sneakpeek at what listeners will be wearing. #snapback #rainbow #rainbrows #LGBTQ #gaypride #pride #altlakecity #utah

An #oldtimey report on the #BillboardMusicAwards! #TBT #FBF #flashback #BBMAs #hipster #reporter #manonthestreet #brittneyspears #news #madonna

A hair scientist in Chicago has revealed why he thinks Trump's hair seems so tyrannically unnatural. Also: Fook got Trump drunk and has #audio of #drunkTrump #hair #altlakecity

#Missionaries call the show to discuss the LDS #church making #changes to the #missionary #dresscode, allowing for #sunglasses of a #conservative #nature and wide brimmed #hats, without logos. Missionaries call in to #rejoice the #church

Fook has a pretty hefty list of #honeydos and #chores to do while his wife and baby are out of town. He is mostly worried about them flying, because his #boogerscoots has had the #hersheysquirts. #tales #newdad #altlakecity

Tuesday is #DoucheDay - People handling wildlife has got to stop, and Lindsey has a #PSA. She learned the #hardway. Also: Rainbow Eyebrows are gaining in popularity, just in time for #pride! #Utah #Rainbrows #PublicServiceAnnouncement #altlakecity

Science: Dusty's deodorant was quitting on him, so he went with the #crystal #odorfree kind. Is it working? We sniff and find out. #deodorant #bodyodor #antiperspirant #close

What you need to know: #pundits are speculating #Trump could name #SarahPalin as his #VP, she stops by to fill us in! ALSO: A Utah Father & Son get what's coming to them and a #KTLA anchor is shamed for her #cocktaildress. #altlakecity

Dramatic readings of passionate #Facebook #visitor posts on a #TacoBell page. #crunchwrap #team #beef #altlakecity #themorningALT #Foodie