Best Of Today

We play #FridayThe13th #TrueORFalse for #TimpanogosMusicFestival & #FearFactory tickets! Superstitious or not, this is scary. #altlakecity #TimpMusicFest #SilversunPickups #ZellaDay #Grizfolk #TheMothANDTheFlame #TMTF #Utah #Concerts #ALTMorningShow #ALT1019

Lindsey loves animals, so much so that she couldn't resist picking up a #wild #muskrat behind the #Radio station. It bit her and came back for more, prompting her to see a doctor for a round of medicines. #urgentcare #rabies #tetanus #wildlife #regrets #altmorningshow #altlakecity

Budweiser, owned by Belgian company #InBev, is claiming America for itself this summer, and we aren't sure what to think of it. We discuss and go 'Merica on #Budweiser #America #Beer #Belgium #Sixpack #summer #patriotism

A local chef calls the show to complain about Gordon Ramsay ruining his name, much like #Beyonce has ruined it for all girls named #Becky. #chef #GordonRamsay #Beckywiththegoodhair #altlakecity #morningshow #altlakecity

A listener calls the #DHeads for some bad advice on what to do about his girl's #smoking habit that she hides from him. #mouthwash #mints #lotion #smoker #advice #altlakecity #dealbreaker

We take calls from people whose names have been ruined or sullied by TV shows and pop culture icons. #Becky #Kirk #Chris #Topher #names #ruined #beckywiththegoodhair #beyonce #lemonade #altlakecity

Just Enough Sports: A horse named #Nyquil slept his way to the top of the Kentucky Derby, a former #BYU athlete gets bent, and a slip of the tongue during an #NBA game. #jerkoff the #defender! #Nyquist #Preakness #triplecrown #fancyhats

New Wordz! We look at some new words being added to the #lexicon. These are super duper official and will come in handy during your next job interview! #coolin #dustynutz #IvaginaryFriend #jokeinsurance #flexitarian #altlakecity

Fook recorded his wife opening a #vacuum for #MothersDay. He didn't even wrap it, but says the stereotypical vacuum is OK if it's a #Dyson. #Audio #dysonv6 #opening #gifts #altlakecity

Animals in Action: Lindsey's chooses her cats over eligible bachelors who are allergic. Do you choose the cats or love eternal? #animals #catlady #lovelife #catladyproblems #allergic #cats

OK or Not Ok? Fook is buying his wife a vacuum for #MothersDay. Spoiler alert, it's a #Dyson. Does the brand make up for reinforcing #gender #stereotypes? We take calls. #OKorNOTOK

Mom Jeans is #Utah's most searched #mom term! We discuss and Fook performs a #BroCountry #momjeans tribute. #helicoptermom #jeans #highwaist #longbutt #frumpy

Great Moments in Bad Judgement - A North Carolina woman pulled a gun at #FuWangz when her chicken wing order was incorrect. We call to ask Fu what's up with his customers and his #wangz. #oystergarlic #wings #chickenwings #guns #altlakecity

Happy Star Wars #Revengeofthe5th & #Maythe4thbewithyou! A caller tells us our #C3po & #R2d2 #starwars #fanfiction is too gay, and that we should include something about #queefs. #serious #critique #scene #suggestions #toogay #forbidden #love

Happy Star Wars #Maythe4thbewithyou! A caller tells us our #C3po & #R2d2 #starwars #fanfiction is gay, and that we should branch out. #maythe4th #critique #writers

In a #ForeignFriends #TuesdayDoucheDay matchup of supreme proportions, #KimJongUn stops by the show and describes #Springtime in #PyonYang: including his love for #BeverlyHillsCop & what he did with the #Pleasuresquad he inherited from his dad. #NorthKorea #KimJongil #Ageist #altlakecity #thememusic #BeverlyHillsCop #Springtime

The ALT Morning show plays #FillInTheBlink for #Blink182 tickets. onsale Friday at 10 MT Show @USANAAmp Sept. 22nd. #altlakecity #AMS #Lyrics

Mondays we go #Bitchcakes, and today we discuss #millennials, and a recent viral video where 23 yr old #AlexisBloomer roasts her own. We defend them too, since #ALTMorningShow is 1/3 Millennial. #altlakecity

Animals In Action: A man left a #bushbaby as a tip for a prostitute, and #Chewbacca gets a bug named after him. #animalsinaction #tip #prostitution #weevil #altlakecity #chewie #starwars

A #ShiaLabeouf lookalike gets a #punch meant for #Shia and From their Label: #FiveFingerDeathPunch is sucking and totally Weekend-At-Bernies 'ing their lead singer, #IvanMoody. #sas #weekendatbernies #deadmanwalking #altlakecity #metal #FFDP #prospectpark #gotyoursix