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For @ElleKingmusic tickets, we take calls from those left without... air conditioning. Is this you? How do you #cope? #altlakecity #ac #heatwave #icepacks #mister #fan

Will anyone waiting to see His Holiness The #DalaiLama speak trade those once in a lifetime tickets for @RockstarEnergy's #TasteOfChaos tix? #HHDL altlakecity #trade #enlightenment

What you need to know: The @DalaiLama came to #Utah and requested a #Utes visor, @BernieSanders got confused and landed at a #Republican #luncheon, and #Google finally addresses what ails you. #webmd #symptoms

#SAS - Katy Perry has a new perfume #MadLove, is she calling out #TSwift? AND... #CharlieSheen says he DID have #sex w/ partners who didn't know he is #HIV #positive. He justifies by saying he wore a #condom. #altlakecity

We discuss #LebronJames and #TheCavs winning the #NBAFinals, being the only team to come back from a 3-1 deficit. Also, @fookshow thinks Lebron's #ThisisforyouCleveland was delivered more like #Rambo

#NewWordz - #ShuckyDucky Herman Cain came out to support Donald Trump and invented a new phrase to do so: Shucky Ducky - all things good, fly, and definitely NOT racist.

#StupidAssStuff: #CharlieSheen has endorsed a brand of #condoms and #Deftones' singer #ChinoMoreno will perform in an #Icelandic #Volcano named #Thrihnuagigur for #SummerSolstice. 20 fans will be lowered in with him. #intimate #venue #concert #altlakecity

#NomNews - 2,000 year old #butter has been discovered and it's #edible! Found not in your #fridge, but in a #peat #bog! #altlakecity #food #news

Stupid Ass Stuff! #SAS #Hamilton won 11 #TonyAwards and is coming to Utah @EcclesTheater, the voice of #Judy on #TheJetsons died & #ALF's body double (yes he had one) died too. #RIPALF #ALTlakecity

New Words: Add these gems to your #vocabulary! #Eyeolating - Also, #EyeRape - checking someone out SO hard that it's violating. #GirlfriendTax - The #frenchfries your BAE eats after saying no thanks. #BeatFace - When someone's #makeup is on point! #RunningLatte - When you're late for work cuz you stopped for #coffee. #altlakecity

Stupid Ass Stuff: #JustinBieber got in a brawl with a fan asking for an #autograph and got #punched, and Lindsey learns a new term for private eye, harking back to the days of #DickTracy #PrivateDicks #detective #altlakecity

We imagine what #BarackObama said to #BernieSanders during their meeting yesterday. #intervention @POTUS @BernieSanders #feelthebern #bernonedown #berningman #nominee #couch #cushions #change #altlakecity

Animals in Action: A seagull takes a dip in a vat of #tikka #masala, becoming #SpiceGull, and authorities find a body in a #gator's mouth #orangeisthenew #gull #maneater #altlakecity #spice

#NewWords - These #emotions are something most of us have felt but never knew the name of, like #vellichor - the wistfullness of used book shops. #sonder #chrysalism #altlakecity #kuebiko ##vemodalen #grammar #definition #wordsmith

Election update with a #drunktrump bonus and #Bernie's request for any #blackmail on the #democratic #superdelegates. #altlakecity

#StupidAssStuff - Bobby Brown tells #2020 that he once had sex with a #ghost and #Ellen gets sued for teasing a woman named #TitiPierce. #nipple #piercings #bobbybrown #ghostsex #altlakecity

It's Tuesday Douche Day! #Verizon's #spokesman in those "Can you hear me now?" commercials has switched to #Sprint! #commercials #canyouhearmenow #switch #carriers #altlakecity

#Animals In Action: An #elk charges a woman while a #ranger watches and shames her, and a #lobster is given another lease on life! NO more #selfies with the #wildlife, people!

For dinner w/ us at #MeltingPotMonday... Listeners call to guess Fook's weight. He's short but muscular, so it's hard. #weight #fat #skinny #MeltingPot #altlakecity #morningALT

#DeliciousAudio - A #Grandma apologizes for eating all the #doughnuts and a kid calls #911 on his dad for running a #RedLight. #tattletale #altlakecity #fauxpas