Best Of Today

Lindsey recites lyrics from the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Her theory is that haters on the band are mostly upset with the nonsensical lyrics. #RedHotChiliPeppers #Keidis #Flea #Lyrics #Poetry #scat #Couplets #rhyme #spokenword

We play "Kanye or Trump Tweets?" for Taste of Chaos tix to see Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional. It's pretty hard to figure out which #asshat wrote these tweets! #KanyeORTrump #WhoseTweets #Twitter #TasteofChaos #TakingBackSunday #DashboardConfessional #altlakecity

Delicious Audio: Lindsey points out an overload of cuteness, an arctic fox that laughs like its owner. #DeliciousAudio #cute #animals #viralvideo #audio #Deelish #altlakecity

Fook tried to hook Lindsey with his doctor friend, but she's not interested just by looking at his picture. Should she give a friend of a friend a chance? #OK #NotOK #Fauxpas #dating #advice #catchandrelease #altlakecity

Fook asks some serious questions regarding the presidential candidates. Who would have the worst breath? Who would you NOT want kissing your baby? #Election #breath #halitosis #badbreath #floss #hygiene #altlakecity

Animals In Action: A pet gator named Rambo sounds like a total momma's boy, Seaworld finally sees the light, and a mummified puppy from ancient Egypt! #Animals #mummy #puppy #Rambo #PetAlligator #altlakecity

We look at Amazon's new "verify w/ a selfie" pay method, and a study that found that you CAN stare at someone until they get better looking. #StareHard #amazon #paywithaselfie #selfie #altlakecity #Science

We make our 2nd annual call the Brazenhead Pub in Dublin to chug a beer with 'em.! They are not expecting us, but are ALWAYS accomodating. The bartender is too busy and passes off to an American from San Francisco who is there at the perfect time of year. #Ireland #StPatricksDay #chugabeer #beerforbreakfast #altlakecity #acrossthepond #SaltLakeCity #Utah #Lucas #Ireland #notthegreatesttime #chug

OK or Not OK? Lindsey wants to know if her dog park behavior is socially acceptable. We take calls and texts and find a consensus. #Puppyphile #DogLover #Nodog #catlady #altlakecity

STATS: St. Patrick's Day by the numbers and Utah's NCAA future. #leprechaun #stpaddysday #ncaa #utes #utah #porn #green #statistics #leprechaunporn #finniganswank #smallhands #shortandsweet

Did the real Charles Barkley just stop by? Also, Utah is ranked in the top states for Basketball fans. #justenoughsports #sports #altlakecity

Do white ninjas exist, asks Fook? Regardless: this guy is a perv AND a douche. #Douche #tuesdaydoucheday #altlakecity #whiteninja #snowheyoh #peepingtom

It's both Pie day and Pi day. And Einstein's birthday. We look at the mathematical kind of Pi, and imagine Guinness World Record holder Rajveer Meena reading off all 70,000 digits that he had memorized. #piday #pieday #rajveermeena #guinnessworldrecord #digits #memory #altlakecity

We imagine what they sound like...The FCC released a list of the halftime show complaints, including #allcaps #closecaptioning #appalled #halftimeshow #complaints #blackpanther #deaf #signlanguage

We imagine Stephen Hawking was the new spokesman for Dos Equis, the most interesting man in the world, and a Festival for the Deaf is in trouble for being too loud.

Our stoner goes to see the new JJ Abrams' movie, 10 Cloverfield Lane. He gets the name wrong and the critics disagree with him, but his comments on John Goodman are on point! #10cloverfieldLane #stoner #moviereview #movies #jjabrams #altlakecity

We look at some of the stars and starlets who are copying Kim Kardashian's naked selfie she posted this week. Sharon Osbourne gets naked too! #kimk #nude #selfie #naked #nothingtowear #altlakecity #sharonosbourne

Music News: The viral stars of the "Damn Daniel' vid are in Weezer's new video for "California Kids", and Blink 182 axes Tom Delonge for good! #music #alternative #damndaniel #weezer #tomdelonge #altlakecity

We hoaxed ourselves, and perhaps you too! Lindsey fell for a story that Johnny Depp is buying a house in Utah. Fook points out a recent story about Justin Bieber buying a house here, too. #Hoax #JohnnyDepp #Utah #SecondHome #rumors #internethoax #rumormill #altlakecity

Beyonce performs Whitney Houston at her daughter's school benefit and Madonna cries over her son at a show in Brazil. #StupidAssStuff #Madonna #Beyonce #WhitneyHouston #blueivy #guyritchie #custody #altlakecity