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Customs officials at an airport in #Belarus confused the @ChiliPeppers w/ #Metallica, having them sign Metallica #memorabilia, but #Flea was cool about it, signing their sh*t anyway and posting about it on his Instagram.

#Ok or #NotOK? #Slipknot's Corey Taylor slapped a phone out of a fan's hand at a show, something which he has done before, having gone as far as destroying a fan's phone. We take calls on whether this is #OKorNOTOK #coreytaylor #hey #WTF #phones #cost #money #concerts #etiquette

On #Mondays we go #Bitchcakes! Fook is upset that he has been getting a new kind of #Facebook #phishing request, which is not overtly sexual or obvious. What do their methods of #scamming say about those being #scammed? #friendrequest

We celebrate 711 convenience stores on 7/11 by revisiting a #prank on #711 where Fook called and pretended to be the #corporate office with some weird #security #camera requests from #headquarters. #altlakecity #crankcall

A listener calls the show to inform us that #Spain's #RunningOfTheBulls animals are #bred to be #angry. We discuss #gorings and #tramplings and Fook asks: Why do it at all?

#SAS - #MSNBC's #BrianWilliams meant to cut to a correspondent during a Clinton rally, but It went to "You Make My Dreams" by #Hall&Oates instead. It happens more than once, too! #audio #fail #liveTV

Over the #4thofJulyHoliday, #JoeyChestnut broke a #worldrecord @Nathansoriginal #hotdog eating competition, car dealerships apologize to #cops and #WWE #JohnCena delivers an #inspired #IndependenceDay message. #altlakecity #needtoknow

#StupidAssStuff #TaylorSwift threw a #4thofJuly Party for the record books and coined a perhaps #douchey term: #Taymerica ALSO: the #mangina from #NudeDating's 3rd season with a #bonus #fruitbasket #buffalobill #silenceofthelambs #altlakecity

One of #Fook's favorite things about #4thofJuly is the @originalnathans hotdog eating contest, and it's the #100thanniversary! #NathansHotdog @eatingcontest #MLE #MajorLeague #altlakecity #nom #nomnomnom #news

In #Love, a man wants to marry his computer and is suing #Utah County. Fook takes issue with it, only because the phone can't give #consent. Lindsey also asks #Siri to #scissor her, getting #coy responses from her #iphone. #altlakecity #LOVENews #marriage #equality #machine #sex

CHAOS! We throw away the rules because @wikiHow's #HowTo #Win a #Radio #Contest #tips are TOO good, for @tasteofchaos tickets! #AmIWinning #WhatCallerAmI #altlakecity?

Fook found a pair of nail clippers and a #toenail in our conference room, so we confront the guy who works overnights and has left a pile of toenails in the ALT studio, before. #fauxpas #grooming #fungus #workplace #office #clippings

#SoThisHappened - in the 1920s a guy claimed he could put #goatballs in a man's #scrotum to cure #impotency. #gonads #nuts #documentary #Sundance #imagine #faux #medicine #altlakecity

Lindsey is finally successful! She gets Jeff, a local @subway #sandwichartist to make us a #doublebread #cookie #seafood sub. #altlakecity #weird #food #fastfood #eatfresh #thecustomerisalwaysright

We call several popular #sandwich shops and try to order the world's weirdest #sandwich. #sammich #order #weird #customerservice #altlakecity

Paul Duane, Salt Lake's cross-dressing Mormon Anarchist chimes in on the heat wave and the second coming. find more of him @thepaulduane #porndog #Utah #heatwave #crossdressing #anarchist #mormon

#Brexit isn't simple for many IN #Britain, let alone the average #American. We ask our coworker, Mitch to explain what, if anything he knows about #brexit - #altlakecity #Utah #whatisbrexit #british #exit #clueless #coworker

Callers tell their #ERstories and @morningALT tries to guess their bill. #higher? #higherStill #anesthesia #EmergencyRoom #medicalbills #healthcare #pills #altlakecity

#DeliciousAudio: A #vegan posted a long rant about finding #cheese in his #pizza sauce. His mom bought him the pizza, which seems important. #overboard #rant #nomeat #nocheese #grateful