Best Of Today

#WhatYouNeedToKnow A woman from #Hawaii won HUGE on #pennyslots at the #Wynn casino in #LasVegas, the #OnAgainOffAgain relationship between a #Utah town and a #Facebook center may be ON, and new research proves our #20s and #30s are more #miserable - we get #happier as we #age! #altlakecity #WestJordan #servers #waterusage #taxbreaks #psychiatry #gambling

#NeedToKnow Lindsey delivers an #Olympics' #medal count in her #metal voice, a #sprinter #dives to gold in #trackandfield, #SLC's mayor married her partner, and #ParkCity tops the world's friendliest cities, according to #travel magazine readers. #altlakecity #JackieBiskupski #wedding

We give some #love to the slightly #lame #SummerGames in #Rio2016: Team #USA will have to go through the #badboy of #badminton to win, US #women's #fieldhockey has a field day, and #twins are #TeamUSA's secret weapon in #synchronizedswimming. #altlakecity #olympics

Comedian #Marcus stops by to tell us what sports at the #Olympics he's binge watching and perform some #inspirational #impression #roulette! #DaveMatthews #EyeOfTheTiger#Survivor #Rio #USA #ALTLakeCity

#StupidAssStuff - #Malia #Obama was caught on camera #twerking and #smoking #weed at #Lollapalooza! Gasp! Fook says it's okay cuz she's a lame duck first daughter. #POTUS #smokethis #experimenting #exploring #clouds #concerts #altlakecity

#Stats on the #national average of the number of dates until #sex, the sharing of #sext messages and Dusty admits that he has #sex pretty early. #SLUT shame away! #ALTLakeCity #SLcUTah #dates #wait

#NomNomNom News! #M&Ms has announced their new #Halloween #flavor, white #booterscotch, much to Fook's dismay, and a women ends her 16 year #hunger strike with just a #lick of #honey. #food #ALTLakecity

We give some love to the slightly #lame events at the #olympics in #rio: why Team #USA hasn't won in #badminton, the pinnacle of horse training, and a rollercoaster week for #tabletennis! #dressage #walk #trot #canter #pingpong

Tuesday #Douche Day - The #USA gymnasts want to compete #shirtless so the world can see how #yoked they are, and Ralph (Barf) Lauren stops by to talk about his #Team #USA collection. #Olympics #sperry #topsider #polo #shirts #skins #altlakecity #RalphLauren #barf

#StupidAssStuff - #BurgerKing's impending #Whopperito, funny @Lesdoggg #livetweeted her way to an #Olympics gig with #NBC, Panic! At The Disco covers #Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody on the #SuicideSquad soundtrack, and #Sum41 hits the road w/ a #punny tour title. #Panic #Rio2016 #BohemianRhapsody

#Mondays we go #Bitchcakes! A forgetful #Dentist leaves her #tools where?! AND a caller sounds off on #weak #handdryers. Where's a #Dyson #airblade when you need one?! #altlakecity #soundoff

Fook compared #Olympic #Fencing to #Jousting and spurred a local #fencer to call the show to explain the tools, #sabre #epee #foil, and the #strategy, much like #chess, but with #rapier #swords and #scorpion poses. #altlakecity #rio2016

Lindsey's #Fear of #Clowns #intervention continues! We talk with Ted, who tried to beat his #coulrophobia by going to #clownschool! Coursework included #balloonanimals and #mime. #immersion #therapy! #altlakecity

Our resident #stoner toked up and saw #SuicideSquad! His review and how high he says you should be to see it! ALSO: we look at the #ChristopherWalken #KevinSpacey cat comedy, #NineLives, which #critics say is less funny than the average cat GIF. #ouch #moviereview #JaredLeto #Joker #altlakecity

Occasionally we get #Trump #drunk and see what he says. This time he kicked a #baby out of a rally even though we could hardly understand his slurred speech anyway. #DrunkTrump #altlakecity @Alt1019

#IsItRacist? - The #MissTeenUSA #pageant is getting some heat for lacking #diversity, and for having a winner known for her racist tweets. @Karlie_Hay's tweets featuring the #Nword have since been #deleted and the organization defends her.

Dusty comes back from #paternity leave with lots of questions, such as: To #binky or not to binky? Is the #pacifier an acceptable alternative to #thumbsucking? Does it cause #nipple confusion? Or is it fostering #oral #fixation? Is he overthinking things with a baby that's only #2weeksOld? Probably. #altlakecity #chupi

New #Science says that 7 out of 10 people have a bacteria in their noses which can kill the unkillable #MRSA, or Methicillin-resistant #Staphylococcus aureus! Fook sees this as good news since he admittedly loves to #pick his #nose. Staphylococcus lugdunensis is the superhero here, which can produce #lugdunin, an antibiotic researchers hope to harness and use on our keyboards and cell phones. So, next time you have a cut, put a #booger on it? #altlakecity

We look at highlights of #JohnCena's standup #comedy routine as he hosted the #Espys, and @UtahJazz Rudy Gobert announced he is coming out of #Pokemon #Trainer retirement with the release of #PokemonGo @pokemongoapp

#StupidAssStuff #LenaDunham thinks the mediocre #sushi and other #ethnic #food on college campuses is wrong and qualifies as #cultural #appropriation, AND #JenniferAniston isn't pregnant and is fed up (food baby?) with #bodyshaming & #pregnancy #rumors. #altlakecity