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On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses Miley Cyrus’s LOL from 2012!Lola (or Lol for short) and her friends navigate the peer pressures of high school romance and friendship while dodging their sometimes overbearing and confused parents.Stating:Miley Cyrus - LolaDemi Moore - AnneJean-Luc Bilodeau - Jeremy - (TTMN Connection - Trick 'r Treat (#7) - Schrader)Douglas Booth - KyleGeorge Finn - ChadTITO SCORE: 5Wrap up:A member of the Geek I/O and Chefwonder Podcast networkschefwondermedia.com/ttmngeek-io.com/ttmnNo emailNext Movie: The Worst Movie EVER!Thanks + Outro! 

 On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2002 Bradley Raymond’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame II. Quasimodo rings the bell with the help of his new friend and Esmeralda's and Phoebus' little son, Zephyr and falls in love with the evil magician’s assistant Madellaine.Staring  Jason Alexander - HugoJennifer Love Hewitt - MadellaineTom Hulce - QuasimodoPaul Kandel - Clopin Charles Kimbrough - Victor TITO SCORE: 4Wrap up:A member of the Geek I/O and Chefwonder Podcast networkschefwondermedia.com/ttmngeek-io.com/ttmnNo emailNext Movie: LOLThanks + Outro!  

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2007 Michael Dougherty’s Trick ‘r Treat as a Halloween treat to you!Four interwoven stories that occur on Halloween come together in the form of one movie!Staring:Brian Cox - Mr. KreegDylan Baker - StevenRochelle Aytes - MariaQuinn Lord - Sam / Peeping TommyLauren Lee Smith - DanielleTITO SCORE: 8Wrap up:A member of the Geek I/O and Chefwonder Podcast networkschefwondermedia.com/ttmngeek-io.com/ttmnNo emailNext Movie: The Hunchback of Notre Dame II 

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 1987 Jon Thor’s Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare, as apart of the Halloween Double Feature.At an old farmhouse, a family mysteriously disappears at the hands of evil. Years later, hair metal band The Tritons comes to the farmhouse, whose barn now features a 24-track recording studio. Staring:Jon Mikl Thor - John TritonJillian Peri - Lou AnneFrank Dietz - Roger EburtDavid Lane - MaxTeresa Simpson - Randy TITO SCORE: 1.5Wrap up:A member of the Geek I/O and Chefwonder Podcast networkschefwondermedia.com/ttmngeek-io.com/ttmnNo emailNext Movie: Trick ‘r Treat 

 On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses one of the worst superhero movies of all time, Halle Berry’s Catwoman from 2004.Catwoman is the story of shy, sensitive artist Patience Philips, a woman who can't seem to stop apologizing for her own existence.Staring:Halle Berry - Patience Phillips / CatwomanBenjamin Bratt - Tom LoneSharon Stone - Laurel HedareLambert Wilson - George HedareFrances Conroy - OpheliaTITO SCORE: 3Wrap up:A member of the Geek I/O and Chefwonder Podcast networkschefwondermedia.com/ttmngeek-io.com/ttmnNo emailNext Movie: Birdemic or Rock n' Roll Nightmare (Halloween Double Feature: Week after - Trick ‘r Treat)Thanks + Outro! 

 On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, As promised, Dale, in the only way he knows how, analyses one of the greatest cult classics of all time “The Room” from 2003.Johnny is a successful banker who lives happily in a San Francisco townhouse with his fiancée, Lisa. One day, inexplicably, she gets bored of him and decides to seduce Johnny's best friend, Mark.Staring:Tommy Wiseau - JohnnyJuliette Danielle - LisaGreg Sestero - MarkPhilip Haldiman - DennyCarolyn Minnott - ClaudetteTITO SCORE: 1.5Wrap up:A member of the Geek I/O and Chefwonder Podcast networkschefwondermedia.com/ttmngeek-io.com/ttmnNo emailNext Movie: CatwomanThanks + Outro!  

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 1985 Michael Moriarty’s “The Stuff.”A delicious mysterious goo that oozes from the Earth is marketed as the newest dessert sensation. Staring:  Michael Moriarty - David 'Mo' RutherfordAndrea Marcovicci - NicoleGarrett Morris - 'Chocolate Chip' Charlie W. HobbsPaul Sorvino - Colonel Malcolm Grommett SpearsScott Bloom - JasonTITO SCORE: 5.5Wrap up:A member of the Geek I/O and Chefwonder Podcast networkschefwondermedia.com/ttmngeek-io.com/ttmnNo emailNext Movie: Hopefully The Room...if not either Red Dawn or Gingerdead Man 3  Thanks + Outro! 

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 2005 Disney’s pointless sequel Tarzan II.Tarzan as a child is confused on where he comes from, so he goes on an adventure to find himself (again!) Staring:  Harrison Chad plays Tarzan George Carlin plays Zugor Brad Garrett plays Uto Ron Perlman plays Kago Estelle Harris plays Mama Gunda TITO SCORE: 5.5 

On this episode of Terrible Tuesday Movie Night, Dale analyses the 1977 David Lynch’s first direction piece Eraserhead!Henry Spencer tries to survive his industrial environment, his angry girlfriend, and the unbearable screams of his newly born mutant child.Stars: Jack Nance played Henry Spencer (as John Nance)Charlotte Stewart played Mary XAllen Joseph played Mr. XJeanne Bates played Mrs. XJudith Roberts played Beautiful Girl Across the HallEverything will be alright in this episode! TITO SCORE:3

(Note: I know I have to do the Dale Review specials...I just haven't had time. They are coming trust me but for now take a Geek I/O one!)Dale Reviews 14 - Encino ManSuggested by: Rachel Boat (finishing Pauly Shore month)TITO Rating: 5.5My interpretation of the plot:  A stoner and a normal person find a caveman in the ground and they decide to defrost him and raise him as a stone head and confused senior...the Pauly ShoreBack story/Fun Fact: Pauly Shore's performance in Encino Man won him the Razzie Award for Worst New Star. (No surprise there) Now for the review....umm, I could get over the campyness of the Pauly Shore "comedy" in the past but not this time. There are too many odd phases and obscure 90's references in this movie for my young brain to handleSome other notes. Is it just me but did they have fun with the shake machine to create earthquakes at random points? Also, my ice-cream was melting fast whilst watching this movie. I picked up this in Jury Duty,

Suggested by: Rachel Boat (For Pauly Shore month)TITO Rating: 7.5My interpretation of the plot: Regular Pauly Shore formula but this time in a rain forest.  Back story/Fun Fact: N/ANow for the review....Basically, I enjoyed the smugness of this film but huge plot hole was unavoidable in this movie.Some other notes. PLOT HOLE: So they are in a perfectly controlled eco-system...first of all you don't have laughing gas, air-conditioning running throughout the dome, junk food in a natural environment, and there is a ton more!But I will say that Safety Dance is best working music ever. This movie wins the "Best Soundtrack" award for anything I have reviewed on this program. If you have any feedback or suggestions, you can email them directly to me at thechefwonder @ gmail . com (remove the spaces) or tweet them to me twitter.com/TheDaleCampbell and huge thanks to CJ and the Geek IO crew for letting me release the trannies each and ever

Suggested by: Rachel Boat (For Pauly Shore month)TITO Rating: 6.5My interpretation of the plot: A sexually confused failed stripper get a notice to serve jury duty. At first everything is going bad for Pauly Shore, but he uses his wittiness to save himself from going insane.  Back story/Fun Fact: I couldn't find one?Now for the review....Simply, this film as a lot of holes...but I enjoy looking at the screen but I didn't like watching it.Some other notes. LOTS OF NOTES! But first a dark breaking and entering scene to a strip clip, called International House of Beef Cakes. Also, I don't believe that this version of Pauly Shore owns a suit by the way, and he needs to learn to shut his mouth. I mean you shout out "Your out of order" in a court room because you will get thrown out. Also you can't pull your hand out of a bus without it bleeding or without it being broken. But one positive from this movie...I had a screen capping fantastic fun-time during the d

Suggested by: Rachel Boat (For Pauly Shore month)TITO Rating: 8My interpretation of the plot: A shy country girl goes to college and meets the residential adviser, who is a confused student who has studied everything. Carla Gugino takes Pauly Shore back home and they fall in love despite the existing relationship with Dan GauthierBack story/Fun Fact:  To promote the film, MTV ran a contest to marry Pauly Shore in Las Vegas. Tanya Cinotti of Salisbury, Massachusetts, won the honor and the wedding was set for July 2, 1993. Though there was a ceremony, no marriage certificates were signed.Now for the review....This movie felt like "Guess Who Coming To Dinner" but it took too long to build up. This film on my marking sheet got a boarding 7/8 and I gave it an 8 because of overall funness of the movie but it took to long to get there and the soft moments at the end were not needed.Some other notes. I don't know much about American culture, so the South Dakota a

Suggested by: Listener, Hawk484TITO Rating: 6My interpretation of the plot: A group of hackers build this super machine that manipulates people.Back story/Fun Fact: This picture explains this movie pretty well http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Time_Travel_Method-2.svg Now for the review....Yes I followed for this movie for the most part, yes there were moments that were a bit grey but it payed of (well for me at least) at the end. There still are face palm moments in this movie, but they handled the concept of the movie pretty well. Some other notes. Face palm moments include: The actors talking over each other. You know the budget was low when you have to steal parts for your computer from other people. Editing: DO SOME! Clean cuts are fine but not for every time. I could list all of the finer details all day, but I think they handled the actual scientific concept excellently and the fact some of the face palm moment are answered later in the

<clean>Running Time: 8:38  Written ReviewSuggested by: ME!! (Yay, I got a suggestion on the show)TITO Rating: 3My interpretation of the plot: Something about a bakery and how a bad batch of gingerbread men results in one transforming and killing people and the only way that this can be solved is by eating it!Back story/Fun Fact: The original sequel was planned to be entitled "Gingerdead Chick." Somehow this movie has a 60% on Rotten Tomatoes.Now for the review.... I had an "Evil Dead" feel throughout this film but it stunk of "In The Name King" and with consist reminders that "Oh yes, this is a direct to DVD release." This movie smelt of potential, but failed to hit my mark.Some other notes. Here we go...in rapid fire style!Firstly long and strange opening credits for no reason and you don't need to take 10 minutes to wrap-up your movie. Shooting people in a "Shoot Production" seem redundant. My first question in this movie was,

Suggested by: Jon SlaterTITO Rating: 9.5 My interpretation of the plot:  A Broadway producer and a nerdy accountant partner to attempt to make the biggest Broadway “flop” but an OVER gay director/actor turns it into a hit and the producers get locked up. Whilst in the lock-up, they write and produce another play that turns everything around!Back story/Fun Fact:  This film contained six dick jokes...can you point them out?Now for the review....THIS MOVIE WAS AMAZING (not perfect though.) It was uplifting and comedic relief from what we've been watching on Geek-I/OSome other notes. Two main problems with the film (or The WHOLE Producers as a whole) is the Ulla having 50 million names. Also, they use too many sets in the opening song "I Want To Be A Producer."  It's like a grand tour of New York for no reason.If you have any feedback or suggestions, you can email them directly to me at thechefwonder @ gmail . com (remove the spaces) or tweet them to me twitter.com/TheDaleC

Suggested by: Jon SlaterTITO Rating: 8.5My interpretation of the plot: An acclaimed poet and critic of poetic pieces inspires a serial killer to plot out his murders exactly how they are published. While the plot of the film is fictional, the writers based it on some accounts of real situations surrounding Edgar Allan Poe's mysterious deathBack story/Fun Fact:  The film holds a rating of 22% on Rotten Tomatoes based on 123 reviews. The Raven barely broke even at the box office by grossing $26.05 million worldwide on a budget of $26 million.Now for the review....Now my tranny score might be a bit elevated (yes I just said elevated trannies...ha!) But I love the old British-type style and I think this movie keeps in this feel all the way throughout. The movie held it's story throughout and it was clear where it was going, but one complaint about this movie is that it played all of it's cards at the beginning and kind of left nothing to play off in the middle of the film.S

Sorry about the delay...I have been SUPPER BUSY!!Dale Reviews 5 - The Evil DeadSuggested by: Jarred ATITO Rating: 8My interpretation of the plot: In this cheesy film where a group of young people decide to go to for a weekend camping trip to a spooky place in the middle of the woods. One by one, each member of the group gets dragged to come to the dark side. Back story/Fun Fact: Because of the crew's inexperienced nature, filming was a "comedy of errors". The very first day of filming led to the crew getting lost in the woods during a scene shot on a bridge. Several crew members ended up getting injured during the shoot, and because of the cabin's remoteness, it made securing medical help very difficult.Now for the review....and I think that it's that comedy of errors and the cheese factor that makes this movie so enjoyable to watch. Now, I'm not a huge fan of this genre, so I didn't really pay attention to most of the second half of this film, however, some of tho

Suggested by: Jared Budlong TITO Rating: 1  (yep we're back to crap movies)My interpretation of the plot: After Trannie Adam thinks he has an accident and bumps his head,  Lennard, who can't remember what he had for breakfast, goes on an adventure to try and find the lowlife who murdered and raped his wife.Back story: As hinted above, Guy Pearce played trannies Adam Whitely and Felicia Jollygoodfellow in 1994's "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" (TITO connection.) As for this movie, it appeared in several best of lists. Including Steven Jay Schneider's "1001 Movies You Must See You Die". It was number 976 (above Dancer in the Dark) Now for the review....This has to be the worst film I have ever seen! This movie is soo bad. The actors looked so uncomfortable and the delivery of the dialogue is like interacting with cardboard. I get the concept, but I think it could be executed better. Also, there was nothing to hold on to in this movie, no joy, no comic relieves...nothing! I ha

Suggested by: CJ BoatTITO Rating: 8.5 (Finally a good movie!!!)My interpretation of the plot: A super Asian criminal, formally an officer of the "Multiverse Authority" (MVA) that polices inter-dimensional travel (via detecting wormhole openings, which can be predicted like the weather via flip phones), seeks to hunt down and kill all other variations of himself in alternate universes. In which, the alternative does some crazy actions (for example killing his wife because she is confused as she can see 2 different people.)Back story:  Clearly this movie has gotten better with time. The film received mostly negative reviews. Based on 84 reviews collected by Rotten Tomatoes, the film has an overall approval rating from critics of 14%, with an average score of 3.9/10Now for the review....I don't care if I'm the highest rating this week, this movie deserves it! The (relatively) simple plot mixed with the rocking soundtrack to back the fight scenes and to use a transitions is the way a good movie should be m