Crypt Of The Macabre

It's with much sadness that we call it a day.  There is just too much going on and we're shutting down. We've had a damn good time and we hope all 4 of you have too.  Listen in on the farewell episode and keep in touch, won't you?  We love you. Wellington... 

Hey! We're very sorry that this sounds awful. We have a new PC and had to install a newer version of our recording software. We'll get it figured out. Although it doesn't sound great, we hope you still enjoy the content.  Wellington!

Just in time for Halloween...er, Christmas. Ah, shit.  Please enjoy! It's good to be back. 

Dear friends, our absence is all Jim's fault. He's sorry.  We didn't get a chance to review the films we picked, but we got together anyway to bullshit for all of you.  Enjoy it! 

Our 50th episode!  We can't believe we've been doing this for 50 years. Here's to 50 more episodes with all you you wonderful bastards. CHEERS! 

These are our favorite episodes to record. We count up the votes and award this year's Slimy Limey, list our latest top ten favorite British & overall horror films and listen to the cleaning ladies pop bubble wrap.  Who will win this year? I'll give you a hint—the lead actor in the film was not in Batteries Not Included.  WELLINGTON! 

Slimy Limey final voting!  Fantastic discussions!  Metal!  Fantasy!  Official reviews!  The Librarian is a dick!  Bill Lustig!  WELLINGTON! 

February is here, lovers and we have a new episode for you to embrace.  We're back to talk about two drastically different films, read some great email from listeners and go over the preliminary voting for the third Slimy Limeys. Man, we love this shit so much.  Remember Danny Lyons! 

Happy New Year!  Here is the first episode of 2017. Join us as we discuss another fantastic double feature. We're also thrilled to discuss a short film sent to us called AGATHA. It's the usual after that—witch hunting, New Zealand horror, good ol' Mocata...hell, we even try to call The Librarian (we really should make that tradition)!  Thank you all for listening!  REMEMBER DANNY LYONS! 

Two GREAT movies to discuss. They could case a bit of havoc come SL voting time!  We also talk Legos, exploitation, metal, Sharon Tate & the tradition of Krampus.  Download, listen & enjoy!  Happy Holidays! 

We're here, but after Halloween. It was my neighbors. They were dicks. Sorry.  Enjoy this though. We feel it's an outstanding episode! 

We're actually ahead of schedule. We sometimes impress even ourselves.  Join us for some Twin Peaks, Neurosis, Argento, and of course, some British horror.  WELLINGTON

Apologies for the delay on this one. It's Summer's end and we're a bit busy what with cramming in last trips to the lake and whatnot. We're pretty stoked on this episode and we hope you enjoy listening as much as we enjoyed recording. Peace! 

Man, we're going to need some help from our Crypt Community on this one. Tune n and find out why! 

Redux.  We talk way too much about music and The VVitch in this episode, but our mainstay of 60's/70's horror is in there too. We sure have a lot to talk about, but listen in and enjoy!  WARNING: This episode contains spoilers of The Witch. If you haven't watched it yet, turn it off before you listen to our Macabre Minute.  What do you think the closing songs have in common? Write in and we'll give away a prize to the correct email!  Wellington! 

BLACKANTHROPY! 

Hello again! It's always nice to record and hang out for a bit. We hope you guys enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed recording it. We discuss a lot of horror films this time besides our normal reviews. We introduce our new grading system, talk a bit about music we've been listening to and read an email from Mocata. It's always great to hear from him.  At the end, Ryan brings tears to everyone's eyes with a Macabre Minute about one of the most beautiful actresses (inside and out) to ever grace film.  Keep in touch and do your homework! 

New format, new recording program, same old fat nerds. Woot!

Let's try this shit again. 

We're finally back from hiatus.  Enjoy this, please. Then, once your ears are full, go over to the blog and vote for the winner of the Slimy Limeys.  WELLINGTON.