Attack Of The Vampire Sausage

Sasquatch and Lurch Monster are joined by Crunchie Baglin for tonight's show, where we talk about everything from Lurch wanting to build a bacon zombie, to Baglin getting his mum answering whether or not she'll paint her hoo-haa's green.. Yeah, it's that kind of show where everything goes nuts. We do talk about movies, some games and tv and stuff, but mostly it's nonsense.. Admit it, you love it you dirty bird. 

Scott The Sasquatch and Lurchie P.I. bring you another slice of sausage for your faces, joined by Chris 'sMACk' McDonald from the 'Talk Derby to Me' Podcast, who brings a somewhat more informed viewpoint on tonoght's main movie. From the latest crop of Marvel TV and movies, to why Lurch should not be allowed near buttons, be sure and check out this latest episode of The Attack of the Vampire Sausage! 

Join Lurch Monster and Sasquatch as they do their level best to avoid speaking about this dreadful movie, talking about everything from Lurch Monster throwing a sausage out of a window, to Scott's former career scraping Butcher's worktops to save up enough pennies to buy 'Big' on VHS. A lot going on in this episode, be sure and share it with every bugger you meet. Even that strange man in the shopping arcade who your mum thinks is always heavily counting the change in his pocket while sweating. 

You know, I'm not even sorry for making Lurch watch this movie. If only so that he could experience the cinematic joy that is Patric Bergen wearing blue face paint like William Wallace, to go underwater and kill a monster.. 

In this our first episode, join Scott and Lurch as they chat about the cinematic masterpiece that is, 'The Terror of Tiny Town'. If you love 'LP's (Midgets), Arctic Penguins and people getting smashed in the head by oversized cans of soup, then this is the show for you.