Attack Of The Vampire Sausage

Join Lurch Monster and Sasquatch as they do their level best to avoid speaking about this dreadful movie, talking about everything from Lurch Monster throwing a sausage out of a window, to Scott's former career scraping Butcher's worktops to save up enough pennies to buy 'Big' on VHS. A lot going on in this episode, be sure and share it with every bugger you meet. Even that strange man in the shopping arcade who your mum thinks is always heavily counting the change in his pocket while sweating.