Bad Movie Brunch

"The Master of Disguise" (2002) // Dir. Perry Andelin Blake The three of us summon all the energico in our bodies and fire off about this incendiary little kids(?) movie. There's an unforgivable brown face scene featuring our main character. The main character is supposed to "become another person" but he keeps on doing weird impressions of recognizable celebrities whereas his father and grandfather truly become the characters they're impersonating. The Turtle Club scene? Oh yeah, that shit still works like gangbusters.

"Home on the Range" (2004) // Dir. Will Finn, John Sanford In this edition, we go to a home where the buffaloes roam and a group of animals rally together to save their farm! The Pros: It looks gorgeous! The Cons....well, just take a listen.

"Zack Snyder's Justice League" (2021) // Dir. Zack Snyder Sweet hallelujah! Zack Snyder's vision finally realized. Luke's wishes fulfilled. Listen as Luke gushes and Katie and Taylor are very supportive.

"A Night at the Roxbury" (1998) // Dir. John Fortenberry What is love? Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. No more! (That's it. That's all you need to know. Happy listening).

Tom & Jerry: The Movie (2021) // Dir. Tim Story What's more classic than cats and dogs beating the living shit out of each other? Yeah, we couldn't think of anything either. Hang out with Luke, Katie, and Taylor as we dig into the surprisingly charming Tom and Jerry feature flick on HBO Max and currently in theaters (if you wanna risk it) ((no judgement)) (((some judgement)))

TRIGGER WARNING: The movie we're discussing has scenes with sexual abuse. We didn't know that going in but we felt it was important that we acknowledged and addressed it. "40 Days and 40 Nights" (2002) // Dir. Michael Lehmann

"Rock-a-Doodle" (1991) // Dir. Don Bluth, Gary Goldman Katie pulls an absolute banger out of her back pocket in a Luke-less edition of Bad Movie Brunch! What we have here is a live action / animation hybrid that features a chicken (rooster?) who aspires to be an Elvis impersonator in Vegas. There's other stuff happening too, but that part is pretty astonishing on its own merit.

"Remember Me" (2010) // Dir. Allen Coulter In this edition, get to spend time gazing upon one of our favorite actors to ever grace the silver screen....ROBERT PATTINSON in a real controversial flick from his vast filmography. He's sad! He's angry! He's so morose! His dad is rich and life is tough for him! You won't believe the twist ending. (The ending is pretty fucking offensive. We don't like it). We're joined by special guest Aedan Wright to dig into this sumptuous little rom-dram! Enjoy!

"Because I Said So" (2007) // Dir. Michael Lehmann In this edition, Taylor brings a lovely story about a mom and her daughters. Are they a little too close? Yes. Do they talk about climaxing? Oh yeah. Check it out!

"Wonder Woman 1984" // Dir. Patty Jenkins In this edition, Katie and the two Taylors are whisked away to Paradise Island...briefly...for a sequence that doesn't really tie in that much with the rest of the movie. But then we head to the 80s! Where we...spend a lot of time with Pedro Pascal...look! Just listen to the episode. Okay?

Hot of the presses is Luke, Taylor, and Katie's favorite stuff they watched in the year of our lord 2020. In a year that was largely without feature films and theatergoing experiences, we had to resort to tv shows too. Deal with it.

"New Year's Eve" (2011) // Dir. Garry Marshall Goodbye, 2020. Bid that awful year a fine adieu with Luke, Katie, and movie juggling more plot lines than you can shoot a confetti popper at! All you need to know is...it's NYE in NYC and people are very concerned with the ball dropping at midnight.

"Surviving Christmas" (2004) // Dir. Mike Mitchell How could there be a Ben Affleck movie that we didn't know existed? Let alone a CHRISTMAS AFFLECK MOVIE SET IN ILLINOIS? We must be slipping in our old age! This movie was wiped from the face of the planet, but Amazon Prime Video gave us the gift of streaming this flick into our homes for the holidays.

"Jingle All the Way" (1996) // DIr. Brian Levant Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Turbo Time! Can Howard secure that damn Turbo Man doll? Will Phil Hartman hook up with his wife? Why is Sinbad committing mail fraud and terrorism? All these questions aren't really answered in this episode, but we adore the damn movie!

"Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas" (1997) // Dir. Andy Knight In this edition, the holiday vibes continue as we transition in Christmas Movie Season. It's a time of bad plots and passable storytelling for the greater good of yuletide joy. Keep in mind, everything thing that happens this movie is official Disney canon. Weird, right?

"Friendsgiving" (2020) // Dir. Nicol Paone In this edition, Taylor schools Luke on some improv (and is possibly drunk, we're not sure). Katie brings another turkey-day-centric flick to the fold and keeps the show on its rails at all costs.

"A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" // Dir. Bill Melendez and Phil Roman In this fall edition of BMB, we urge you to look past the 100 percent Rotten Tomato score and look deeper into this particular tv special. Or, Apple TV special, as it were. Sick burn!

"Xanadu" (1980) // Dir. Robert Greenwald In this edition, Luke is an innocent bystander as Katie and Taylor discuss the movie that inspired the Golden Raspberry Awards (better knows as the Razzies). Buckle up for safety.

"Hubie Halloween" (2020) // Dir. Steven Brill In this extra spooky (not really) episode, we're talking about Halloween. Hubie Halloween, that is. If a bot watched every Happy Madison movie, this would be the result. Is that a bad thing? Not necessarily.

"Grandma's Boy" (2006) // Dir. Nicholaus Goossen Katie, Luke, and Taylor unpack the surprisingly wholesome stoner comedy from a bygone era that really wasn't that long ago. And we say "wholesome" knowing full well Jonah Hill sucks on a boob for quite some time in this flick.