The Mogwai Minute

Today we talk about grumpy old men, the weanis, and how the British version of Target sounds like it would get beaten up and have its lunch money stolen by a bigger department store.    Guest: Audra Wolfmann of www.speakeasily.tv

[Editor's Note: Hey folks, a bit of a tech issue with today's episode. So if you downloaded it before 7:02 EST please delete and re-download] The fur is flying today as well as the mistreatment of Tim Roth. Today we talk about furry little mice, conflagration misery, the irresponsibility of Tarantino, and... Gremlins.  Guest: Audra Wolfmann of www.speakeasily.tv

Audra is back and firing on all cylinders. Today we expound on alternative clothing options for The Incredible Hulk, get technical with projector booths, and how the British all know each other (obviously). We also touch on the proper term for people of a diminutive size, and, while we joke about it, outside of a dungeon or a dragon, and we find the best practice to be that if one comes upon a situation where it isn't clear what to call someone that's a little different from them in size or appearance then it's usually best to ask them what their name is and go with that. Guest: Audra Wolfmann of www.speakeasily.tv

This week we welcome comedic powerhouse Audra Wolfmann to the show and as a result, the entirety of these episodes are us fighting hard to stay on our toes. We talk about radioactive movie snacks, questionable animation choices, and a certain beloved extra-terrestrial from the 80's.    Guest: Audra Wolfmann of www.speakeasily.tv

We finish out this week with talk of more hats, a dive into alternate employment opportunities for some of the characters in the movie, rock n roll origin stories, and Mrs. Deagle’s home for wayward kitties.   Guest: "The Intern" Gerry Porter of Indiana Jones Minute 

In this episode we have a surprise guest, talk about all the cartoons we like MORE than Disney, why Mr. Holland's Opus was a better movie without sound, and even manage to throw in some conversation about that whole movie we're doing a podcast about.    Guest: "The Intern" Gerry Porter of Indiana Jones Minute 

More timelines folks. We apologize for the frequency with which they come up, but in this instance, we actually seem to agree on the weirdness. Pretty sure I just saw a cat and a dog putting in an application for an apartment in my building. Do you think they have to pay the pet deposit if their names are on the lease? We also talk about yum-yums, Gerry's favorite thing about the Gremlins, and Gizmo's range of facial expressions.    Guest: "The Intern" Gerry Porter of Indiana Jones Minute 

Gerry is back and we all lose at The Quiet Game, Rand is a jerkface, and we discuss how western civilization will be the downfall of all the other civilizations due to its lack of attention to detail.     Guest: "The Intern" Gerry Porter of Indiana Jones Minute 

Today we are joined by the illustrious Gerald Christopher Marcus Porter from The Indiana Jones Minute podcast, and we hit the ground running regarding dark, dark secrets, the mean spirit of Christmas past, and our belief in Santa Claus. This whole week is quite a ride and I'm glad you're all along for the motion sickness.    Guest: "The Intern" Gerry Porter of Indiana Jones Minute 

Oh man... we get into some real talk this episode and it's more or less about time 80 episodes in. We still manage to have fun with it though. Come on... it'll be ok.    Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute

Get busy child, get busy listening to episode 79. We examine Kate's motivations and timing, creature crew members, and purist Star Wars tendencies, and that's all within the first 10 minutes.    Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute

Today Crystal Beth has started a light remodel, but in-between initial demo and reinforcing support beams we managed to sit down and have a talk about Hulk roars, crumb catchers, and the inability of some people to wash their hands in public restrooms.    Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute

Childhood stupidy, fan-tasies, and extra-terrestrial running gags all on today's episode. Keep an eye on your kids of you have them, they're obviously up to no good. Also? Parents always know, dear listeners. They always know.    Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute

Oh my god, it's Crystal Beth! She's our guest this week and we couldn't be happier. But, to be completely honest, we didn't even ask her to come on, she just showed up at the door with a suitcase and two ferrets on leashes and commandeered the guest house. Who were we to argue with talent of that level? Oh yeah...today's minute! Mo gremlins, mo problems, voices in the night, and fluid blastings.    Guest: Crystal Beth of The Fifth Eleminute

It's Price is Right rules over here on The Mogwai Minute, as well as full-circle factoids, Bill Murray's long con, and more Fish Police connections. Niall is back unexpectedly but showed up surprisingly prepared for having spent the night at the airport.    SUPER FRIEND: Niall McGowan of Bat Minute '89

Here we are folks, Niall McGowan of the Bat Minute '89 podcast joins us for part one the infamous Dorry's Tavern scene. There's so much going on here it could be a podcast in its own right, but who has that kind of time?    SUPER FRIEND: Niall McGowan of Bat Minute '89

Today we are joined by Eric Reynolds and get his thoughts on hot pockets, hot pants, and hot takes on plot contrivances.    SUPER FRIEND: Eric Reynolds

My god... will someone make a map of this danged town already. It's tearing families apart I tell you! Today we are joined by Dan McArthur, and he can't make any more sense out of Kingston Falls city planning than we can.    SUPER FRIEND: Dan T McArthur

Welcome to SUPER FRIENDS WEEK! Every day this week we have a new and different guest because word has gotten out about how amazing our show is and asking rates have gone through the roof. We kick off SFW with John Brueggen, director of The Alligator Farm in St. Augustine Florida, and his cornucopia of animal knowledge. He's crazy like a fennec fox, about animals that is.    SUPER FRIEND: John Brueggen of The St. Augustine Alligator Farm Zoological Park

We bid Joe a fond farewell today and end things on a high note. We hit up the punk scene of the late 70's, the validity of certain horror movie tropes, and spend a fair amount of time discussing one of the most horrific movie scenes in cinematic history.