The Mogwai Minute

Bespoke Gremlins, songs that get stuck in your head, and Frank Capra: Land Baron! All this and more today on The Mogwaiii No! Quit it! Quit! It!   Guest: Tombstone Joe of Tombstone Minute

Today we talk about ghoulies, idiomatic semantics, and debate how far is too far in the eyes and ears of the MPAA.   Guest: Tombstone Joe of Tombstone Minute

Today we touch all up on the Honk Kong meat district, Joe's origin story, and the sorry state of today's education system that prevents kids these days from settling their disputes the old fashioned way: talking smack via Latin.   Guest: Tombstone Joe of Tombstone Minute

Today we are joined by Joe Duellman of Tombstone Minute and we waste no time getting down to the nitty-gritty. We also discuss knock-off Oreos, we (literally) remember Raymond Burr, and we delve into the questionable IQ scores of the denizens of Kingston Falls.    Guest: Tombstone Joe of Tombstone Minute

Another week down folks, and you're doing great. You're doing real great. We close out the week with a bit of a life lesson: If you work hard enough and dream big enough, one day you very well might get to fulfill your lifelong dream of running roughshod over a crotchety old man and his Nixon poster. Special thanks go out to the Sultan-in-Exile for deigning to grace us with his presence once more, and we hope he also chooses not to have us executed for tomfoolery once he returns to his seat of power.    Guest: Christopher Dennis Di Guardia AKA Mamma June Bug

As bad as things seem to get in this world, as long as horribly racist television shows get more and more racist as time goes on and not less... well... we can at least claim that as something. Mama June Di Guardia is back again and this time he wants REVENGE! He also wants to talk about Gremlins some more, so we enthusiastically oblige him.    Guest: Christopher Dennis Di Guardia AKA Mamma June Bug

Chris Di Guardia is back to help us touch on scratch 'n' sniffs, Mike Thython's Mythteries, and the absolute greatest. most air-tight multiverse theory in the history of mankind. It's easily in the Top 63 Best Episodes we've ever done.    Guest: Christopher Dennis Di Guardia AKA Mamma June Bug

Today we are rejoined by Chris Di Guardia and we talk storage media, The Lidenfrost Effect, and progressive jazz cowboys.    Guest: Christopher Dennis Di Guardia AKA Mamma June Bug

Welcome back Mogwaize and Gals! We start off our Monday on a high note, a low note, and all the wailing ing cat pitches in between. Chris DiGuardia is our guest and he turns out to be quite suited to our brand of shenanigans.    Guest: Christopher Dennis Di Guardia AKA Mamma June Bug

We are saddened to finish up our week with Sarah and Joel from the Please Don't Send Me into Outer Space podcast, but fear not folks. They managed to finagle their freedom by inviting us onto their own show to talk about an ENTIRE movie all in ONE sitting. We laughed at the concept and politely accepted, but we're still not sure how we're supposed to get past the lion roaring, the Orion logo, and a Leeza Gibbons cameo in the time allotted...  If you can guess the movie, we'll give you an Oatmeal Cream Pie.  Guests: Sarah & Joel of Please Don't Send Me into Outer Space

Swimsuit touches, old folks homes, ugly Christmas trees, and ice pick lobotomies are all on the table today as Sarah and Joel help us power through the week so that they can see their loved ones again.  Guests: Sarah & Joel of Please Don't Send Me into Outer Space

Today the great Christmas Tree Rope fracas comes to a head, then we translate Lynn's fighting style into something everyone can understand: Dungeons & Dragons, THEN we discuss keeping a hobo as a pet, and then punishment candy.    Guests: Sarah & Joel of Please Don't Send Me into Outer Space

Joel and Sarah are still our guests this week no matter how loud they yell to be allowed to contact their families. This week we talk about Hagrid stockings, Rand accidentally inventing an ejector seat. and an unexpected peppering of old-man voices.  Guests: Sarah & Joel of Please Don't Send Me into Outer Space

We are joined this week by Sarah and Joel from the Please Don't Send Me into Outer Space podcast. After they took the bait and we got them safely locked away in the studio dungeon we got them talking about pre-internet trolls, hand-crafted death scenes, and what this movie would be like if microwaves didn't have a Sploosh setting.  Guests: Sarah & Joel of Please Don't Send Me into Outer Space

We close out the week sussing out act breaks, blender preferences, and the bi-polar nature of beloved childhood classics. Thanks again to Pete Mummert for sitting in with us and delving deep into the crevices of Peltzer psychology.    Guest: Admiral Pete Mummert of Indiana Jones Minute

Today Pete Mummert is back and we talk of red lights and food safety, manly runs, murderous South Africans, and we finally get to find out what's on Neil's bucket list. And that's all within a 5 minute period! What else do we talk about? Tune in and find out.    Guest: Admiral Pete Mummert of Indiana Jones Minute

Not only is today Wednesday, but today also marks the halfway point of the movie. Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times or they're likely to get bitten off by wee green beasties.    Guest: Admiral Pete Mummert of Indiana Jones Minute

Not everyone loves monkeys, but you won't find them on THIS podcast. We are back with more wild theories, parallel universes, how to make a graceful exit when you can't reach the doorknob, alternate endings, and more movie tie-ins than you can shake a gaderffii stick at.    Guest: Admiral Pete Mummert of Indiana Jones Minute

We are joined this week by the illustrious Pete Mummert from The Indiana Jones Minute and we touch base on the food pyramid, 1950's cold war propaganda, and wrestling with your 8th grade English teacher.    Guest: Admiral Pete Mummert of Indiana Jones Minute

This has nothing to do with Mogwai or minutes but it needs to be heard none the less.    Guest: Jonathan Carlisle from The Princess Bride Minute