The Mogwai Minute

We're back as Crom wills it and in the first part of our Conan coverage we crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and hear the lamentations of their women. It's a pretty busy episode. We hope you enjoy and wish you triumph in the crushing of your own enemies. Remember the riddle of steel. 

"Always leave them wanting more," or in this case "always leave them wanting more if the first half of your episode is over an hour long and you're worried about their butts falling asleep." Here's part two of Total Recall and it's just as delightful as the first part but with practically no Bladerunner talk.  We didn't even know that was possible. 

It's HERE! Our first of several Specialsodes! We won't get into detail about which ones because that's part of the surprise, or at least I don't think we go into detail during the show, but we drink so heavily during the editing process that we never remember the details. So sit back and enjoy our thoughts on something with a Gremlins content of exactly ZERO!

Well, friends...here's the last one in the chute for now. We talk of kettles, and copyright infringement, and even more of our favorite things. We love you all dearly and will be back here and there over the hiatus, but rest assured, we will be back. 

Our last Friday, friends. We make it count. Neil asks questions about funny movie professions and I get them just enough wrong to sound like I know what I'm talking about. We also have a few celebrities drop in and give us some words of wisdom. 

No more guests! Just us and our inner thoughts and our outer thoughts and all the thoughts in between. Come along and decompress with us and listen to us talk out our feelings.  You've earned it. 

The last Wednesday of the show, Friends. Ralph is back one last time and we talk about Super Mario going wrong, Howie Mandel going rogue, and Ralph discovers that we have a Bleep button. There really couldn't be a better way to start winding things up. Again, check out Ralph's Make a Wish page and help some kids have a great day and help Daddy liberate his upper lip from gnarly bristle prison. Guest: Ralph A Attanasia III of Cake Boss Site: wish.org/DannyShaves

The delivery man rings twice on this episode, and just how metaphoric you want to make that is up to you, Friends. We also take a minute to play round 2 of the blame game (where the scores can really change), take five, and squint our eyes a bit at Western culture. Once again, follow Ralph on Twitter to keep an eye out for his Make-A-Wish fundraiser. Danny's crab-stache isn't getting any younger.    Guest: Ralph A Attanasia III of Cake Boss Site: wish.org/DannyShaves

Home stretch, friends! Joining us this week for our last few minutes with actual people on the screen (we all know most of the folks in the credits are made up) is none other than Ralph A Attonasia III of Cake Boss! We start things off right with a question of boundaries and keep things rolling with heavy handed preachiness, the blame game, and Shakespearian Canto. Also, follow Ralph on Twitter @cakebossralph to keep an eye out for his Make-A-Wish fundraiser. Help Danny finally rid himself of that horrible lip-rat he'd been harboring for 30 years  Guest: Ralph A Attanasia III of Cake Boss Site: wish.org/DannyShaves  

We wrap up SFW-R with someone who'll always be royalty to me. Alex Robinson of the Star Wars Minute is here today and everyone who wasn't him was squealing like an Ugnaut. He helps us tackle the hard-hitting issues like Donald Deagle's effect from beyond the grave, chicken issues with chicken soup, and hit Critter'cal mass discussing purely theoretical hiatus projects. SUPER FRIEND: The maker ALEX ROBINSON of Star Wars Minute

Whoooo buddy... we are joined today by Asterios Kokkinos and it's like being kicked in the face by a mule with funny all over its back hooves. We get up to our elbows in game shows, baby names, and paraphernalia. We also laugh enough to upset the neighbors.  SUPER FRIEND: The incredible ASTERIOS KOKKINOS of the Science Friction podcast

The studio was filled with musk the day this was recorded. Joining us for day three of SFW-R is Field Cantey of the Robot Johnson sketch comedy powerhouse. We speculate on Rand's recreational activities, Santa adhesion, and bioluminescent innards. SUPER FRIEND: The hilarious FIELD CANTEY of Robot Johnson

Chris Hewitt of Empire Magazine joins us for day two of SFW-R and he comes guns a blazin'. We settle in and talk about Gremlins in relation to human nature, Billy waiting in the bushes of love, and Stripe's...storage apparatus. Check out Chris' podcast where he talks to real live famous people about their movies and can tell you what each one of them smells like.    SUPER FRIEND: The legend CHRIS HEWITT of The Empire Film Podcast

John Ingle isn't the only one helping us round out the week. We have a surprise guest pop in and give us some very strong opinions on the movie and the show in general. Many good points are made as well as a solid amount of constructive criticism. In the interim, we talk chainsaw secrets, more Barbie reveals, and more Kate badassery.    Guest: John Ingle of The Alien Minute Podcast

You've taken your first step into a larger world. Last week is was as if a million Gremlins cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. This week it's just three podcasters and no questions asked as we analyze blast points too accurate for sand Peltzers. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy than Kingston Falls.   Guest: John Ingle of The Alien Minute Podcast

We sports so hard in this one! Proper batting form, how Billy was quite likely traumatized by a pitching machine when he was a small child, and agency that has nothing to do with the minor leagues. John Ingle is back and keeps the fastballs high and tight while we swing for the fences and make other sports euphemisms.   Guest: John Ingle of The Alien Minute Podcast

Today John is back and we discuss Billy's combat suitability, horrifying means of locomotion, anti-heroes, and childhood nicknames. The trauma has faded for some of more than others.  Guest: John Ingle of The Alien Minute Podcast

This week we are joined by John Ingle of the Alien(s) Minute podcast. Today we talk about day for night, blue movies, little blue warlocks, and Midnight Barbies and manage to have a grand ole time in the process as usual. Guest: John Ingle of The Alien Minute Podcast

We never let good content go to waste. Everything but the squeal over here at The Mogwai Minute.   Guest: Audra Wolfmann of www.speakeasily.tv

Today is all about excesses, masters of fraud, and Billy's manifesto on television. The movie is heating up the finale and getting us all hot and bothered in the process. Also, just a heads-up, be sure to turn into tomorrow as well to hear your Mogwai dollars hard at work.  Guest: Audra Wolfmann of www.speakeasily.tv