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We look at the most effective poses for your online dating profile, and a caller suggests a few too. #pose #strikeapose #selfie #profilepic #dating #online #altlakecity #spread #eagle

StupidAssStuff: Yoko Ono opened up about John Lennon's sexual curiosity, saying he liked men. AND Charlize Theron got ghosted by Sean Penn. #relationships #johnlennon #gay #ghosting #ghost #altlakecity #sas

Jamie calls with an OK or NOT OK: Her guy likes his ex-girlfriend's Facebook pics, even after she has asked him not to. We field calls and talk to our relationship expert Baya Voce. #OK #NotOK #Facebook #socialmedia #relationship #advice #altlakecity

Lindsey tells us about a green comet and uses big words. AND the unicorn used to exist for reals. #greencomet #siberianunicorn #fossils #galaxies #science #altlakecity

Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz prank much of America into thinking they are EWW shagging. Also: The Kardashian Legacy comes into focus.

Fook lets us in on his son's awesome nickname and we discuss John Kerry saying that, as Secretary of State, he gets asked embarrassing questions abroad. #poopatron #nickname #poopfaces #johnkerry #whatshappening #america #election2016 #foreignpolicy

A Nurse takes a picture of a patient that he probably would have texted her if she'd asked, man tries to use his food stamps for luxury goods, and people eat soap! #foodstamps #nurse #dpic #tenting #smock #hospital #selfie #BMW #soap #mouth #pottymouth

#DeliciousAudio of A woman in Los Angeles leading cops on a chase and ALMOST stealing a squad car. Also, got a piece of paper handy and need to feel bad about yourself? Then this Chinese social media trend is for YOU! #Deliciousaudio #a4waist #challenge #grandtheftauto #reallife #altlakecity #paper #bodyimage

Fook goes Bitchcakes on the idea that the bird that landed upon Bernie Sanders' podium means Mother Nature's endorsed him and that Sleeping Beauty and Beastmaster now have some competition.

We give listener Collin's wife a wake-up call to plead with her to let him watch the Walking Dead and participate in our contest to attend the Fear the Walking Dead Location party. Enter to win here: http://www.alt1019.com/2016/03/28/win-our-fear-the-walking-dead-experience/

Fook got his wife to record Lindsey while at the dogpark, using other people's dogs to fulfill her cuteness quota. Dogless at a Dog Park.....Ok or NOT OK? #OKorNOTOK #OK #fauxpas #dogpark #cute #animals #altlakecity #catlady

Brutal Delicious Audio from Disturbed's lead singer, David Draiman! He shames a girl who's been on her phone the entire show. She dies from embarrassment, we're pretty sure. #DeliciousAudio #DaveDraiman #shaming #concerts #cellphoneshaming #Disturbed #metalhead #girlfriendproblems #altlakecity

What You Need To Know: A racist rant gets an SLC Lyft driver fired, Picabo Street sighs a huge sigh of relief, and #BackstreetBoys fans rejoice when a #singalong happens organically at a panel during #FanX16 #SLComicCon #Lyft #racistrant #yourefired #PicaboStreet #ParkCity #ALTLakeCity

Stupid Ass Stuff: Madonna gets called out for putting out her own parking signs, and a Bieber fan mishears what she wins and ruins it for the rest of us. #Bieber #grope #meat #meetandgreet #Winner #Madonna #parkingviolation #altlakecity #stupidassstuff

Who would win in an eating competition: Batman or Superman? Text your theory to 801-570-1019! Fook goes to the source of Superman's power with his. Lindsey just wants to date Batman, so she's biased. #BatmanVSuperman #EatingCompetition #DawnOfJustice #Battleship #superhero #fight #altlakecity #fanx2016

GROSS: A woman on twitter ranted about having to smuggle a dookie in her purse cuz a guy's toilet didn't work. We ask Lindsey what SHE would do. #Gross #dating #dookie #poosmuggler #altlakecity #purseproblems

Fook plays us the frightening and thrilling promotion for Easter this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! #EasterMonkey #EasterSunday #Easter #heisrisen #pogostick #altlakecity

We got a text from a biologist about dinosaurs being on Noah's Arc (with fossil record proof?). We call to tease and clarify. #noahsarc #dinosaurs #coexist #extinct #fossil #history #bible #legendhasit #altlakecity

What You Need to Kn ow: We look at who won the West & Utah's caucuses, plus an update on Brussels and Obama's Foreign Policy Game is baseball. #westerntuesday #UtahCaucus #caucus #vote #cuba #baseball #tampabay #altlakecity #foreignpolicy

An Easter Bunny in a mall drops some guy's kid. Dad is pretty mad about it and a brawl ensues. #Douche #DeltaBravo #EasterBunny #Easter #Brawl #Fight #caughtoncamera #altlakecity