Best Of Today

We share some of our least favorite corporate phrases and words. We "circle back" to listener texts, too! #corporate #jargon #words #circleback #scale #loop #smokinggun #cliche

Is it OK to make people wash their hands before holding your baby? What about your in-laws, do they have to wash up, too? Fook's in-laws were visiting recently, and YES he did. In his defense, they had just come from the dirty airport. We take calls to figure out if this is #OK or #NotOK. #InLaws #handwashing #cleanliness #germs #airport #dirty #hands

Rick Astley has new music! Fook can't help but #rickroll us first, but we eventually DO play some of his new single #KeepSinging #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp #RickAstley #DeliciousAudio #Rickrolled #altlakecity

Fook suffers from flat butt, and offers to buy some listeners padded undies to flesh it out back there. #padded #work #flatbutt #butts #Pad #bottomline #altlakecity

The insanely talented Marcus is performing at Wiseguys Gateway this weekend, and he stopped in to do some impressions for us. Of course, we made it interesting! Dave Mathews sings Hotline Bling, anyone? #marcus #comedy #impressions #davematthews #eddievedder #altlakecity #WiseguysComedy #Utah

We ask our friend Val, a super nerd, what she thinks of the teaser from Rogue One. She goes OFF on what she speculates we will find out, what it all means and gushes about Star Wars weapons. #cameronwalkerproductions #starwars #rogueone #altlakecity

REAL Salt Lake announces a $50 million facility w/ charter school and youth programs. Jazz update and Fook takes us to the Masters. #Jazz #Masters #realsaltlake #soccer #charter #utah

Science: The over/under toilet paper argument is solved for GOOD. Maybe. Also: Apple invents instant censorship for those who curse like a sailor. #Science #toiletpaper #over #under #censorship #apple #altlakecity

Stupid Ass Stuff: Janet Jackson cancels a tour saying she wants to start a family at 50. She sounds pregnant already. Also, Miley Cyrus and Adam Levine are too similar to get along. #Miley #Levine #MsJackson #baby #sas

Delicious Audio: We honor two men of music, Merle Haggard, and R & B singer Leon Haywood, who besides being a legend, was sampled by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg. #RIP #DeliciousAudio #MerleHaggard #LeonHaywood #altlakecity #nuthinbuta #gthang #okie

We ask how to really get out of a ticket from our resident boy in blue, Officer Rosen, of Salt Lake's finest. We learn that sometimes there's a chance... #ticket #sobstory #jokes #subterfuge #trafficstop #police #cops #uhp

A man is asking the internet for pity after a pizza place guilt-tripped him with a note in/on his box. He DID order five minutes before closing. #OK #NotOK #Pizza #Delivery #howrude #customer #serviced #altlakecity

The Onion punks Azealia Banks w/ a fake Palin story and WHOA! Sarah Palin stops by to talk about why her and Azealia Banks are beefing HARD. Also, Emilia Clarke, Khaleesi on Game of Thrones, talks about her fan fiction fantasies. #Khaleesi #Palin #AzealiaBanks #TheOnion #Emilia #GOT #altlakecity

Anderson Cooper sonfesses a love of bros and confuses tuberose with two bros, and Billy Joe Armstrong of Greenday doodles and gives us a tour of their set instudio.#Greenday #andersoncooper #BillyJoeArmstrong #TwoBros #Tuberose #DeliciousAudio #IG #altlakecity

A drunk driver in Orem should have buckled in her dog, the apocalypse is soon according to FLDS escapees, and Layton SWAT team is sick of this Youtuber. #FLDS #Apocalypse #DUI #Dog #eject #WarrenJeffs #SWAT #swatted #leafy #leafyishere #youtube #altlakecity #Utah

Lindsey was trying to buy some new crystals and gets roped into a moon ritual. It was meant to be! #moon #ritual #crystals #letitgo #spirituality #rocks #altlakecity

We explore the animal kingdom's latest acheivements. Lindsey tells us of the Elephant-Fish, a little girl asks if cats can sniff for drugs too, and a goat accidentally discovers a natural talent. #animalsinaction #elephish #drugcat #zipline #goats #altlakecity

Great Moments in Bad Judgement! It's called #IdealConceal, and it's a double-barreled .380-caliber pistol disguised as a cellphone. Is it safe? Fook is worried he would TEXT himself to death. #gunphone #hidden #concealedcarry #gunrights #2A #altlakecity

We look at really, super-official new words. Seriously, tho, you'll use some of these gems. #opooportunity #friendlyfade #newwordz #altlakecity

We discuss the Jazz' respectable loss to the #Warriors, deadly coach gazes, and a perfect March Madness bracket is ruined on a technicality. #justenoughsports #jazz #warriors #marchmadness #finalfour #perfection #altlakecity