Best Of Today

#DJLam mixes us a new turnup every Friday! Hear the #1019FridayTurnup LIVE at 8am MT on Fridays.

#StupidAssStuff: A ranting #Christian mom is appalled and angry at the #rap song #NorfNorf by #VinceStaples & #KatieCouric gets called #monkeyscrotum cuz she's been #tanning too much. #leathery #rapmusic

Big Box stores are selling a costume labeled The #TrannyGranny. It seems to just be a #grandma costume, but we ask a grandma to be sure. #costume #Halloween #transexual #LGBTQU #greatmoment #badjudgement

#Kaine VS #Pence! The #VicePresidential #debate had some great moments, we relive a few and talk to #KimJongUn about #Kaine's claim that #Trump has a personal #MtRushmore of #dictators. ALSO, Kaine couldn't resist whipping out #thatmexicanthing. #whipitout #ALTLakeCity #ALT1019 #KaineVSPence

#Clown hysteria has reached #Utah! The #Orem police had to issue a statement telling people NOT to take action against the clown hordes. So we ask, When is it OK to shoot a clown? #clownattack #fears #phobias #StephenKing #It #Pennywise #JohnWayneGacy #coulrophobia

#Tuesday is #Douche Day! A smart #fridge at Home Depot was connected to the internet and streaming #porn, and #JetBlue is getting sued for swapping kids and sending them to the wrong city. #kid #swap #smartfridge #FamilyHub #Samsung #travel #altlakecity #alt1019

Fook points out that Lindsey's plan for lunch, to reheat nachos, is ludicrous and reckless. Can you even do that? #soggy #vegan #nachos #lunch #LindseysLunch #ALTmorningshow #ALT1019

#StupidAssStuff Kim Kardashian's robbery was very likely an inside job, plus more details on the $11 million heist, AND Wrestler #RicFlair claims to have taken #halleberry for a ride on his personal #spacemountain. #innuendo #kim #robbery #wooo #natureboy #euphemism #KimKardashian #robbery

#StupidAssStuff #KimKardashian was robbed of 10 million dollars in #jewels, & #Kanye stopped mid-song to go to her aid! ALSO: #LindsayLohan lost a body part in a boating accident! They sewed it back on... she's fine. #accidents #heists #ALTlakecity

Severe #Thunderstorms visit #Utah, prompting Fook to boast about his #preparedness and share his weird basement plan. #Weird #Weather #storms #thunder #lightning #flashlight #safety - #candles or #flashlight?

Learn #NewWordz! Find out what all the cool kids are saying... today we cover #TrumperTantrum #BusinessBuzzed #NinjaSex #GoalsAF and #Wamable #Suss #Snatched #new #words #vernacular #speak #colloquial #ALTLakeCity

The #crossdressing #Mormon #Anarchist @thePaulDuane joins us for a rant! Forget #Libertarian #GaryJohnson's forgetfulness in recent interviews, what about all the other #forgotten things! #Forgetyou #trump #clinton #forget #emails #taxes #Aleppo

StupidAssStuff: Norwegian fans posted video of #JustinBieber telling them they suck, and a man forces a kiss on #KimKardashian's butt. #Beliebers #crushed #KimK #Booty

In this episode, Fook's child has learned to point and ask in baby talk "What's That?", but since dad never knows what he's pointing at, he can't be 100% sure he's answering correctly. #parenting #1stTimeDad #babytalk #whatsthat #ALTLakeCity #pointing #ispy

We took #Trump out for a few drinks before his #debate w/ #Hillary. We replay some of his drunker moments. He slurs his words and complains about #Hannity when asked about #racism. #DrunkTrump #ALTLakeCity #stamina

The #IgNobel prize winners were just announced! Finally, research into the effect of pants on the sex lives of rats! The Ig Nobel Prizes are parodies of the #Nobel Prizes given out each autumn for 10 #unusual or #trivial achievements in #scientific #research.

#NASA finally worked out what the #Zodiac calendar would look like if the #Babylonians hadn't omitted one constellation to match their 12 month #calendar. Going by their new 13 #starsign calendar means 80 percent of the population would be a different sign than before. It includes the new sign #Ophiuchus. Do you feel different?

#NomNomNom - #OliveGarden is bringing back their #neverending #pasta pass, but the bad news is it's already sold out. Good News is you can buy one on #Ebay. #Nissin is cutting all the artificial #crap out of #CupONoodles, and Lindsey is livid at a #guacamole recipe with apples. #NomNews #ALTLakeCity

In this episode of #OnlyinUtah, Fook's friend calls to tell us about a concert he saw where two members of the 7-piece indie-folk band @TheHunts were denied access to the 21+ venue they were playing. #underage #id #Utah #laws #really? #altlakecity

#EatingwithTheHungry - Dusty hits the streets of #SaltLakeCity with some hot #CheetosChickenFries to see what the #hungry think of #BurgerKing's new creation. #homeless #mission #shelter #foodreview #masterpiece #ALTLakeCity