Best Of Today

The ALT Morning Show does some #dramatic #readings of #Chicago #Cubs fans' social media posts and reactions. #WorldSeries #ALT1019

Of course, The #Cubs won the #WorldSeries! Fook feels like reporters should quit getting the immediate interview w/ the champs, though, to give them time to come up with something poignant. ALSO, the #WorldSeries of #Poker happened, and who to play in #Fantasy #Football this week.

#Wow! These turtles making love sound like they are saying "Wow!" - Just like #OwenWilson in most of his movies! #deliciousaudio #animal #love

Our #stoner went to see #Inferno, and rates it with #ganja. Kind of like #DaVinciCode, this is the new #DanBrown adaptation, starring #TomHanks. Stoner was super high, so he accidentally mentions #TomDelonge and #AngelsandAirwaves. #Angels #demons #symbology #DavinciCode #movie #review

Pappy is going to see the #Cubs! In his best #grandpa voice, 97-year-old #JimSchlegel thanked #TV personality #MarcusLemonis for donating tickets so he could see the #WorldSeries. #Indians #Cleveland #Chicago #MLB

DJ Lam hooked up a #remixed #Halloween edition of the #Friday Turnup! Every Friday at 8am we unveil a new alternative-rock remix! #1019FridayTurnup #ALTLakeCity #DJ #turnitup

#Nom #news - #Arby's is serving up #venison for #hunting season and the #GirlScouts are invading your morning ritual with #addictive #cookie #cereal. #Meat #deer #game #nomnomnom #ALTLakeCity

The #crossdressing #mormon #anarchist chimes in w/ some seasonal #costume advice for closeted cross-dressers, otherwise straight men who choose #Halloween to #crossdress. #ALTLakeCity

#Delicious #Audio This reading of hilariously bad #web searches for "Am I Pregnant" is too much! Why are people so bad at stuff? And what are #starch masks? #AmIPregnant #pregananat #ask #websearch #google #altlakecity

We sent a #Trump supporter and a #Clinton supporter to have dinner and watch the debate. Would they get along? Would anyone believe it if they did? #Debate #DateNight #nastywoman #badhombre #Trump #Clinton #blinddate #acrosstheaisle #bipartisan #election

#Stupid #ass #stuff - #celebrity #Beef the #BlackKeys' Patrick Carney is not a fan of the #guitar riff in #LadyGaga's new song #PerfectIllusion, comparing it to a #modem from 1996 and #HulkHogan playing guitar. #altlakecity #joshhomme #PatrickCarney

It's a #BadDate Battle for @Trans_Siberian Orchestra tickets! One girl is ditched at a Weezer concert, another is dumped at a dance, and a dude disgusted at his date's diet. #Battle #dating #love #hookup #ditched #dumped #altlakecity

Visitor posts on a Fast Food restaurant's #Facebook page say ALL the things you have ever felt while in line or at the drive through. #drivethru #curlyfries #value #clown #questions #FAQs #jackinthebox #ranch

It's #Tuesday #Douche day! A 911 dispatcher with a hanging-up problem, Bob Dylan is ghosting the Swedes regarding his #NobelPrize, and a guy poops on the tarmac after a bad flight. #BobDylan #911 #dispatch #douchebag #emergency #altlakecity

#WhatYouNeedToKnow A miraculous 16 hour surgery to save conjoined-at-the-head twins, a woman is suing #Layton #police for #groping, and #Oasis' #LiamGallagher finally tells the world what will end the #feud with his brother #NoelGallagher and lead to a #reunion tour or album. #conjoined #twins #brothers

#StupidAssStuff The #banjoist for #MumfordAndSons got hitched and #Trump supporters boo and walk out of #AmySchumer's #Tampa show. #ALTLakeCity #ALT1019 #standup #hipster #wedding #comedy

Fook and Lindsey present a #point and #counterpoint on how the world will end. Lindsey's involves animals, of course, and Fook's involves #skynet. #endoftheworld #endofdays #altlakecity #pointycounterpointy

#CoryFeldman performed another weird song off of his new album #Angelic2TheCore on the @Todayshow this week. He not only dropped beats, but dropped the #American #Flag. Expect to see more of this #ratingsgold as the album is a double CD offering and he needs all the publicity he can get. #tonedeaf #pitchy

Learn #NewWordz w/ us! #Sis is now acceptable for all previous uses of #Bro, #Boots can be used to modify anything for the better, and #putmeinthecar means you want someone to #ship you and that hot thang! #newwords #grammar #slang #english #language #ALTLakeCity

#stupidassstuff #TomHanks has a great point about #Trump's #LockerRoomTalk, a #taco place takes their marketing too far #GrabATaco, and #DemiLovato may enter the #MMA ring. #seizethetaco #carpediem #ALTLakeCity