No More Whoppers

Broadcast live from the Empire State Building’s 102nd floor! In this week’s hot and sweaty outing, we lead with a technical gaffe; the mystery of Hydrox; the various uses of Twitter; LTTP: Twin Peaks; more Mario Kart talk and the opening of our tournament; thrilling new segment “Names of British Things”; premature Fanf, and The Balcony is Closed! Can you spot the six differences between a raving derelict and this podcast?

An intro to doofery! In this installment, the rigors of completionism; Mario Kart 8 and Koopaling anthroponymy; Dragon Quest VIII frames per second; other notable eights throughout history; fond memories of Homeland Week II; superhero movies and the new X-Mans; echoey shouting; classic voice acting revisited; disagreement over Phoenix Wright localization; mourning the blue Koopa shell; compact Fanf, and we finally become entertaining in the last 15 minutes! This podcast is proud to be featured in part VI of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s lecture series “Understanding the Multiverse”.

Finally operating at 100% capacity! In this thrilling installment, Alex skirts death in the wild; the onsen and Japan Vs. The Foreigners; The Judge Judy Prime Time Special; the Alex & Droopy pilot; bodily injury and new beginnings; what NoMoWo means to us; questions from the social media platform Twitter; renting in Japan cont’d; unnecessary roughness among “fans”; 7-11 beer-flavored alcohol; Korean krooning, and a cornucopia of Fanf! This netcast can be down-loaded for stream-back on your Diamond Rio PMP300 device at virtually any time!

Barbara Feldon presents! This week, pain-vomitting; paying for FFXI fan fiction; the first of more poignant NoMoWo Memories; exploring the Wii U; the joys of garlic; Alex reconnects with an old friend and makes a new one; even more podcast pet peeves; Ray laments the livestream, and Xtreme Fanf! This podcast will return in Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Brunswick.

This week, Alex is on zero sleep; price gouging at this year’s Belgian Beer Weekend; post-workout injury; Bar Watch: Day 753; homemade limoncello; podcast pet peeves; a microcosm of imagined Fanf; The Great Atari Dig brings out muddle-brained conspiracy theorists, and marvel as Alex’s brain burns out in spectacular fashion! Hang a scrunchie on your dorm room doorknob to best enjoy this podcast undisturbed!

Huddle up to our fireplace! This week, Ray goes to hanami; shedding the schlub; fun with Japanese movie titles; post-workout snack food copy; Retronauts Stupid Episode 2; a blog revived and FFXI talk; Hearthstone and Alex’s fiery card-hate; striking a rich vein with Google Translate; Fanf, and a X in 10 revival on the horizon?! Get this podcast FREE with any L.L. Bean purchase of $25 or more!

In our ninety-sixth mistake, we perform a brief analysis of KL5; the Today Show; tax season!!; a night out with a good burger and dim bulb; Alex defends HIMYM; this week in Japanese Peace Fetishism; another return to Vana’diel?; triumphant Fanf; Saturday mornings revisited; the future of X in 10, and the dangers of getting one’s kicks from social media! This podcast is nominating itself for the Caldecott Medal.

It’s our ninety-fifth outing, and sleep is for the weak! This week, a hanami double-header; Nickelodeon’s Japanese presence; Professor Fraioli’s Caffeine 101; suiting up for fun; snack bars and missing digits; social interaction and the weight of “Inside Mode”; Perler beads and sprite art; the brief lives of fan remakes, and adequate Fanf! The times when you have seen only one set of footprints in the sand is when this podcast carried you.

Determine inanity by rolling 9D4! This week, we mourn the loss of a 24-hour stalwart; tweeting the world by storm; two’s company, twelve’s a crowd; thwarted by financial institutions; Alex does a favor for a potential backer; Pocket Monsters Why?; that’s a (Ground) Zero, and the triumphant return of Facebook Likes! Find out more at AOL Keyword Giuseppe.

We’re united in ninety-three! Ray finds unexpected joy at GDC; Alex bombs his money away; the search for more money; take the Intel challenge!; cross-genre missteps; remakes du jour; questions from Twitter, and Fanf me in the face! This podcast will leave the light on for you.

The terrible ninety-twos! This week, carelessness at Safeway; car talk; St. Fraioli’s Day x2; the ungifted program; Japan’s peace fetish; reconnecting with an old non-flame; hired and unhired; bugs for lunch, and some terse Fanf! This podcast is out on the street when it hits eighteen.

Ninety-one ways to leave your lover! In this thrill-packed installment, Ray gets a car; Alex loses and finds his wallet; recovering funds from Wally Weasel; backing out of deals in Japan; awkward dealings with neighbors; Bravely Maxed Out; condemnation of the Internet Nerd Announcer; a special surprise Overnerd; Fanf, and unexpected snack food copy! Ass, gas, or grass; nobody rides this podcast for free.

It’s the go-go 90s! This week, the boys discuss No More Whoppers Bingo; SCROLL 11; more tales of bar apprenticeship; Home Alone’s scar on our psyche; the Olympics?! Kind of?!; Vanilla Ice; Al’s new “game;” seven-story bookstores; Sephiroth; some wonderful new FANF, and and a new round of Twitter questions! This podcast won’t have dishonest cops on this force.

It’s our 89th anniversary! Celebrate with such topics as soundproofing blankets; Alex OTC; Twitter questions (our favorite foods, games, consoles, comedians, podcasts; fear of fun; love; Valentine’s gifts; corporate sponsorship; guest spots; Vito software), and Fan Fun is back on top! Don’t tell this podcast what it can’t do.

We’re in for some serious shit! In this episode of we talk about pop singer marriage; Norbit; Alex is watching LOST for some reason; talk of at least one Super Bowl commercial and then that’s it we swear; Fallout?!; Alex continues the bar search, with a primer on the Japanese “snack bar,” and in FANF, we learn that subscriptions save off the cover price. This podcast did NOT sign up for these Russian bride emails, I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about.

Fresh from Vault 87! This week in… iOS games?!; Alex(’s apartment) blacks out; letters to faceless corporations; lying in court; meet hot tank singles in your area!; seminary seminar; first person pronouns plus alpha; Alex Inc. in Business License World; Fanf, and the boys are mired in stress! Try this podcast with a HOT-N-READY Crazy Combo!

We didn't have a chance to record a proper episode this week, so Alex sat down with childhood friend Brad in a Hilton hotel room to discuss the most disgusting issue of SkyMall ever, pee-floors, and video game/food association! Ray will be back next week with more snack food copy probably!!

Don’t eighty-six us yet! Al and Ray return from the holiday break with news from Alex’s winter vacation, including the Polar Vortex and its effect on his flights; the latest NMW meetup; presents; mustache games; plane reunions (that’s reunions *on* a plane), and a concussion! Plus, talk of RPGs; Phoenix WRONG; and a Christmas bounty of donations! You’re all great. This podcast is up to code.

85 alive!!! Ray and Alex discuss spelling mistakes; Alex running into some Italians; fried pasta sticks and sealing the deal; limoncello; Kindle bucks; a new variation of movie game; funny voices; No More Tankmen; Colin Farrell; and we close it out when Alex field tests his custom written pub quiz. See you in 2014! This podcast is the oldest castle in Japan.

The ’84 NoMoWo Skylark bursts out of the gate with news on a new kind of chip; Alex explains more about his recent emotional pain; bad Dragon Quest ports; lashing out at McDonald’s; MMO crossovers (and mo’ money); pub quizzes; a new name for the bar, and the Gipper. This podcast needs like two cups of coffee just to feel emotions in the morning, am I right?