No More Whoppers

In 1983, the hosts of history’s greatest podcast were born: Chris Hemsworth and Hikaru Utada. This week, Alex continues the bar search; further adventures in drinkin’ and stinkin’; POS for iOS; discussion of Thanksgiving happenings and a laser show wedding; Alex contributes to his boss’s book; birthday bash bursar and the belligerent buccaneer; Genesis transitions to its new home, and the miracle of raw egg! This podcast is nature’s candy.

In the 82nd precinct, the stakes are higher than ever. Two of its finest take things into their own hands, but first they have a podcast talking about Alex’s continued coughing; Mystery Science Theater (again!!); the Xbox One; snowy mishaps; Cork bashing; Montana/Mantegna; trial version weddings; daddin’ it up in da club; and Alex’s latest open mic session is a hit! In the face! This podcast… this podcast, man.

After exchanging pleasantries, the boys revisit an infamous NES game from decades past; the mystery of key money and a look at corporate cattiness; the ten-minute wedding and a soiled robe; Game Genie as catharsis; lexical musings; the world’s worst (best?) room service; discussing games with our Japanese friends; Ray’s uneventful but stable life; episode fiving; Fan Fun goes on sabbatical, and we wind things down with a good old-fashioned technical malfunction! You must delete this podcast 24 hours after downloading if you do not own an original copy.

Eighty is greaty, eh! Those dang ol’ Whoppers boys get in a big talk on just what Japan’s problem is (though more intelligently than that sounds); the hot new features of the PlayStation… 3; the Mystery Science Theater Movie Blu-ray; and a Fan Fun packed tight with donations and delightful names. And amazingly, some email! This podcast is all that and a bag of walnuts.

Shakedown, NoMoWo 79! This week, Alex and the hat we love to hate; spooky stories to tell in the dark; Halloween barhopping; preempting drama in Astoltia; premature Fan Fun, and the thrilling conclusion to Slimed! Pain is just this podcast leaving the body.

Seventy-eight, schmevety-scheight! This episode is fulla goodness, from talk of pizza loops, bar groups, cocaine scoops, and GarageBand loops. And because Alex didn't read the book this week, we play our movie game in its stead. This podcast wants to know what love is. Oh. Thank you.

So close to the jackpot! Alex's voice "talents" finally pay off at pub quiz; Ray attends a live show to bid bon voyage to Cinematic Titanic; coping with The Great Transportation Strike; proofreading to save the environment; out of con-texts; how to lock yourself into a pizza loop; Ray scoops up a 2DS; a total lack of interest in dissecting games as art; the Japanese reluctance to choose; Book Club covers rhythms and race in the Nickverse, and Fan Fun gets pushed back to next week! If you've got time to lean, you've got time to listen to this podcast.

We're on the driver's side. In this edition, we dive into the sea of topics and pull out things such as Ray's recent trip to Portland and how to pronounce "NeGcon;" Alex is introduced to wedding-crazed young women; Al's Top 5 Microaggressions, and in the first part of our new Book Club on the Nickelodeon book "Slimed!," we discuss… the things in the book. Join us! This podcast expects at least a fifty.

The 75 cent Whopper is back! This week, the boys feel a bit under the weather; Alex is late to the altar; Ray prepares for his Portland adventure; a barbecue at work?!; Nagoya continues to swelter; an important announcement that will leave you shaken!; Meth-ia Roundup; Improv Nowhere; Alex craves validation from the audience, and grab your library card because NoMoWo Book Club is back! We remember when this podcast used to be all orange groves.

74 is not an easy number for puns! Los Whoppers Hermanos talk about having colds; wedding follies; stubborn CEOs; Alex gets a little loopy; the police are called; Evangelion Tres Tres Tres!; Alex's late night joke packet; amazing dreams; and some funny fan! I mean fun! Fan fun! This podcast is the best a man can get.

73 NMW LFP! This week we delve into Alex's mixology; Vita v. Vita and other game talk; M.O.U.R.N.I.N.G. T.H.E. J.R.P.G.; Alex returns to Astoltia; the particulars of Brazilian pop music; one last(?) look at FFXIV and Alex's troubles with the modern game; fully-rounded Fan Fun, and the balcony is manic! This podcast used to play bass for The Scorpions.

On a bicycle built for seventy-two, we talk about Alex's priestly marathon (not Jason Priestley); twin pizza; the Ray commute; a bar related revelation or two; Alex falls head first into a rant about Final Fantasy XIV and why he may not like modern games in general, and Ray tries to stay awake. This podcast is brought to you by Hormel's "Hams Alive" on Broadway.

In 71 AD, the first Fraioli set forth from Rome to bunk over at Baron von Barnholt's stronghold. This week, employment! Alex braves a packed house at Genesis; gearing up for the six-wedding onslaught; waiting in bulk at Costco; Ray steps down to make way for a celebrity host; the FFXIV clusterfuck; the return of Facebook Likes, and another look at Japanese corporate orthodoxy! Keep your friends close, and this podcast closer.

Seventy leagues under the sea, this episode is buried in a gold chest. Inside, chat about Mo Rocca; Alex spoiling the movie The Host and lauding Pacific Rim; video game New Yorker cartoons; the first of billions of stories about Alex in Final Fantasy XIV; and Fan Fun returns! This podcast gets really awkward and fidgety when around other podcasts.

We're just in a constant state of sorry, aren't we? Come back for a full episode next week! Legacy listeners will receive one month FREE.

If this number had any significance in popular culture we'd mention it! Ray happens upon a fabulous prize; Alex is enamored with juice packaging; exiled from the Nintendo Zone; DO NOT USE SLEEP; still smoke-free; FFVII revisited, the ethnic makeup of Bluffington, and more frustrated movie guessing! The part of this podcast will be played by Ben Affleck.

Improve your gait with 68! in addition to the full report from Alex's family vacation, we have pizza developments; the first NMW meet up in Pittsburgh; flight follies; Allen Carr; overcoming Animal Crossing addiction; Moscow Mules; Fan Fun, and in lieu of our movie game, some plain movie talk. This podcast urges you to buy war bonds.

Alex interviews his grandfather Angelo about K-rations, D-Day+1, greenhouses, and morphine. We'll be back with episode 68 next week!

It's lucky number slixty-slevin! We bend time in order to bring you a full episode on the tail end of Alex's American vacation, and hit topics such as NEWse Line Is it Anyway; Ray's speech impediment; travel anxiety; preparing for a Homeland Week that already happened; Alex checks the inside of the Bad Bar; more damning criticism of the awful iOS version of Phoenix Wright, and a controversial edition of The Balcony is Closed! This podcast is the hip new thing!

Desperate for post-Homeland Week content, Alex looks for help in the one friend that has carried him so far for so long now -- his Nintendo 3DS! Please enjoy a short session of Al putzing around in the Japanese version of Animal Crossing: New Leaf, complete with the goofy voices you've come to love.