No More Whoppers

Our yearly journey ends with this fourth episode. Our duo talks the latest old games they played, the dinner they went to, bits on travel anxiety and 7-Eleven (natch), and a bountiful bundle of new Facebook Likes. See you for more regular NoMoWo soon! This podcast will soon wipe out 93% of the world's population.

In our penultimate installment, Alex and Ray get deep into the video game talk (well, for this show) by describing the beat-em-ups they've been playing, as well as talk about shower amnesia, LINE, nose holes, and in classic fashion, Ray corrects Alex on something he didn't even say. This podcast may impair your ability to drive a car or operate machinery.

We tumble into Tuesday with a new report of what we did the past day (not much!), what we ate (junk!), and where we're going (nowhere!). Plus, another quick round of The Balcony - that's our new short name for it. This podcast will soon meet its maker.

The second edition of Homeland Week (formerly Arguefest) begins! As is tradition, Alex gives us tales of his arrival to the US, including insane shirts, reverse culture shock, interesting movies, and more! Plus, Facebook Likes return, and a special one-sided round of The Balcony is Closed! This podcast may be used as a flotation device.

In the mix in 66: Ray tells off the neighbor as best he can; get ready for Homeland Week II!; reports from the Seattle Retro Gaming Expo and the awful potential bar site; Alex attempts to entertain a seminar crowd; we take a long moment to discuss Al's demons (or heading them off); the rebirth of our alma mater, and another quite eventless round of The Balcony is Closed. This podcast has variable depths for easy shipping.

We're 65 and primed to retire! Alex crashes and burns at a pub quiz; Ray's sunsets seemingly Sisyphean SCROLL shipping; our new segment "Sh*t My Alex Says"; helping out at the international school; the new Japanese busses are in!; further wedding blunders, and the Balcony is Short! Forgive this podcast O Lord, it knows not what it does.

64 bits! Of conversation! The next generation of No More Whoppers episodes touches on Kickstarter fulfillment; old game magazines; how not to use IC payment cards in Japan; World Warzes; Final Fraioli Five; and more of the comedy of errors we call The Balcony is Closed. This podcast is free with any large drink purchase.

Fade in: two ruffians pull into town driving a '63 NMW. Alex lays plans to gay-wed millions; the launch of SCROLL 10; gearing up for the revival of Retronauts; DQX on PC and possible passing of the X in 10 mantle; a Grumpy requiem; scraping the bottom of the naming barrel; Alex finds and rejects a potential bar location; more OJT at Genesis; a slice of Fan fun, and The Balcony is Tepid! This podcast is not religious, but it is spiritual.

Just like there's 62 ways to skin a cat, we do our 62nd way to record a podcast. Ray returns from the E3 gameapalooza with... not much to say about that, but Alex is ready to go off about birthday shopping for the two most important people in his life; his extreme apartment makeover; and interning at the bar and dabbling in video game mixology. Plus! Donor recognitions return, and another surprising round of The Balcony is Closed! This podcast will, in time, learn the error of its ways.

In this very special episode, Alex entertains his friend of 50 years, Smoo! These ancient chums discuss the fragile internet cafe; Smoo’s experiences in FFXIV; Alex’s first wedding as a fake priest; HD remasters and current/next-gen gaming; the origin of Smoo; a Philly cheesesteak verdict; fears of sharks, heights, and cars, and a very intimate episode of The Balcony is Closed! This podcast will totally go to the 7th and 8th grade dance with you.

In our 61st soirée, we hit the ground stumbling! The boys discuss wasting away in margheritaville; Alex samples the largest legally available Red Bull in Japan; the health benefits of cranberry juice; iCompass iNeptitude; getting lost in the porn district; apologies to Mrs. Shadowlaw; the complexity of Japanese men's magazines and the elusive beard; Fraioli frequents filthy festivals; scams and schemes; a heated argument re: colossi, and a stunning reversal in The Balcony is Closed! This podcast can be enjoyed for up to 24 hours without connecting to the internet.

60 men enter, two leave! And they can only talk about silly things like a Nihonland Weekend postmortem; chilling tales from Ray's flight; bartender etiquette; organizing the game bar; Alex takes himself out to the ballgame; Ray is summoned, and the new face of Fan Fun, including an apology to, oh, about 30 of our listeners. This podcast uses a dashcam only for the purpose of preventing insurance fraud.

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We are together. Deal with it.

The original 59th Street Bridge! Alex spreads the good word about WIZ; Ray prepares for his journey to Japan; excitement ramps up for Nihonland Week; Ray attends a cat-video-viewing festival; Alex's Japanese speech debut and a look at nervousness in public speaking; and another dessicated Flume Fog, padded with the all-new MiniNerds! You can check out of this podcast anytime you like, but you can never leave.

What's on the slate for 58? Priestly updates from Al; a two-story tour of the insect museum; Alex versus the door that won't close; latecomer impressions of Marvel's Avengers and non-impressions of Iron Man 3; email anxiety and Alex's new career branch; Overnerds teaches us what to do with our urine; and way, way too much fun with the new Alex drops. This podcast is some kind of blunderful.

Presented by Heinz 57! In this episode, an auspicious close for the SCROLL Kickstarter; planning begins for Homeland Week 2; Alex attends a rowdy barbecue; no love for the PS4; our pastor pal's premiere priest practice; fussy eating habits in 7th Dragon 2020-II; miniature Monkments, and Flim Flam! Try our New Game+ mode by listening to this podcast twice.

If episode 56 were a tree, what kind of tree would it be? Probably, like, a really big one, that has stuff about Kickstarter; big changes in Al's love life; more dumb priest jokes; more Monkments; cultural insensitivity in a little game called Seventh Dragon Twenty-Twenty Two; and Overnerds about naming your sword. (No, not a euphemism for penis.) This podcast can't believe what ticket prices for Giants games are going for.

We can drive 55! This week's spectacle opens with Monkments (pt. I); there's still time to support SCROLL issue 10!; cryptic developments of an unspecified nature; making the leap from dream to reality; how to share your podcast; first appearance by Steven; Monkments (pt. II); a return to DQX (in 10); a rainbow of energy drinks, and you don't need a Riesen to enjoy Fan Fun! Through this podcast all things are possible.

54, where are you? Oh! In this episode, Les Enfants Whopplibe encounters subjects such as Alex's biggest news of the week; more Castlevania talk!!; updates from Al's neighbors at Shadowlaw; SOMEBODY wants to play Final Fantasy XI again; putting the "Al" in Allegra; the new eikaiwa, Wiz; entering the priesthood; Yuta and the Mysterious Ones; and in Overnerds, the worthlessness of group projects. This podcast needs an enema.