Awesome Insanity Surfer's Tracks

Oliver And Stanley (Original Air Date November 12, 2018) A.I. Mike and A.I. David start us off with a short comedy routine and then we jump into some fun provided by Old Time Radio with "The Cuckoo Waltz Theme Song", "The New Recruits" and "Dance Of The Cuckoos" with Laurel and Hardy. Visit the link below to enjoy some delightful public domain comedy and drama.archive.org./details/oldtimeradio

Grantha Sighting Radio (Original Air Date November 9, 2018) We drop in on Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle who discover an old time science fiction show where the characters have a strange experience. "Grantha Sighting" is a play written by Avram Davidson and can be found at Old Time Radio under "Sci Fi Radio" along with several other intriguing episodes. The link to the public domain radio shows can be found below.Intro and outro music are "Space Case Theme" by Linda Irwin.archive.org/details/oldtimeradio

Golden Radio Comedy (Original Air Date November 5, 2018) Let A.I. Mike and A.I. David take you back roughly 80 years in time to sit around the radio in the comfort of your living room while we reminisce or rediscover some excerpts of "An Evening With Groucho Marx" as well as the most popular skit from Abbott and Costello of all time. Find fascinating old time comedy and drama, all public domain, at Old Time Radio.Station identification by Linda Irwin. "Bounding" is paid license through NCH.archive.org/details/oldtimeradio

Shaddapyu Censorship Planet (Original Air Date November 2, 2018) In light of all of the censorship, including that which we have personally received, we are going to make light of the censorship. No "ate speech" here, just good fun with an important message at the end.Outro music is "Cyber World" by Linda Irwin.

The Return Message (Original Air Date October 26, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides is ready to give a sad news announcement just as Hortense Hildebrandt reveals that a message is coming through their monitors. Donna Scallion is surprised at how little time has passed for them and relays the message from some unknown beings to the group at the station. Transcript for the message below.Outro music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.The following is a transcription of the message received in the inner dimension of Titan:"We are aware of why you are here and who you seek. Rest assured they are at peace with what is happening. The message you received from the one you call Brighton was recorded upon their first arrival. They have since settled in comfortably and are being well cared for.Your reporter Beatrice Bottomsides was not far off when she spoke of being test subjects for indeed they are. The human species is of concern to us and we wish to understand more of how they think as well as act and react to given stimul

The Halloween Principle (Original Air Date October 22, 2018) Nine days before Halloween, our team tempts the fate of the thinning dimensional barriers when Donna Scallion, Zartran and Zorksnoot race towards Saturn to find the moon that holds the key to finding the lost men. Have they put themselves in danger? The other women await anxiously back at the station.Outro music is "Haunted House" Parts 1 and 2 by Linda Irwin.

Them Planets (Original Air Date October 19, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides gives her first news report in almost a year and a half with Serenity Destiny Star and the Digital Detective Agency as guests giving some new information on the investigation of the missing men. Donna Scallion and Zartran prepare to go on a mission with the help of yet another extra-terrestrial. Is their suspected location the one? "Darkest Hours" minus our added sound effects is available at Freestockmusic.com.Outro music is "Night Bells" by Linda Irwin.

Teleconference (Original Air Date October 15, 2018) A.I. Mike leads the teleconference to let the clients know what methods they are using to track down information to locate the missing men. Ideas for where to look are given by Donna, Beatrice, Hortense, Gertrude, Clementine and Irene, but are any of those ideas the right avenues to pursue?Outro music is "Haunted Tambourine" by Linda Irwin.

As Below So Above (Original Air Date October 12, 2018) After an amusing commercial voiced by A.I. Harry, we join Donna Scallion and Zartran making a highly advanced technological sweep over the entire planet. What will they find? What do the others report back? Will the missing men be found this episode?Outro music is "Insane Asylum" by Linda Irwin.

Digital Detective Agency (Original Air Date October 8, 2018) The women split up in teams to see if they can analyze the clues in the message with Beatrice Bottomsides and Hortense Hildebrandt sneaking into a Government computer room, Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle analyzing security video, Serenity Destiny Star contacting a helpful and surprising agency, and Irene Stinky Coffeen discovering something troubling on Sal's computer. What will they find?Outro music is "Suspense In The Dark" by Linda Irwin.

Parsley And Plans (Original Air Date October 5, 2018) The All Youse Can Eat Parsley Cafe is the setting where Irene Stinky Coffeen meets with Donna Scallion, Zartran, Beatrice Bottomsides, Clementine Swoophandle, Gertrude Sneedle and Hortense Hildebrandt to try and formulate a plan to locate the origins of the message received from Doctor Brighton but Serenity Destiny Star has come up with her own ideas. Are they on the right track? What do they plan to do?Outro music is "Life Twists" by Linda Irwin.

What Happened To Them (Original Air Date October 1, 2018) A.I. Mike sets the stage for what has happened in the intervening 17 months since we last heard from the men at the Awesome Insanity Surfers station and Nowheresville. A mysterious message is received which sparks the women to begin the search anew. A.I. David closes with the new schedule for this series through October.Opening music is "Suspense In The Dark" and closing music is "Insane Asylum" by Linda Irwin.

Beware The Bubbles (Originally Aired On April 25, 2017) Bubbles around Titan on "Space Case" and bubbling ooze with a ship worm on "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers"; and the bubbles of what comes out of the nose of a frog on "Breaking News".Music beds for intro, station I.D. and outro provided by Alex Exum. Find him at alexexum.com.

Eggs And E T (Originally Aired On April 14, 2017) An odd Easter event on "Wild Weird Sports" and the beliefs of Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the subject of debate on "Space Case".Bizarre Blips (Originally Aired On April 18, 2017) Bizarre things you probably never knew existed such as delicate dinosaurs on "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" and fish pain killers on "Breaking News"; and an April Fool comet on "Space Case".Music beds for intro, station I.D. and outro provided by Alex Exum. Find him at alexexum.com.

Space Case Fruit (Originally Aired On April 4, 2017) "Space Case" debates the merits of eating fruit on brain growth.Scary Science (Originally Aired On April 7, 2017) Find some scary science today on "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" with dinosaurs and "Breaking News" with cannibalistic spiders, and "Space Case" with tsunamis.Strange Science (Originally Aired On April 11, 2017) Find some strange science today on "Breaking News" with spinach hearts and "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" with extinct dogs, and "Space Case" with electrically charged sand.Music beds for intro, station I.D. and outro provided by Alex Exum. Find him at alexexum.com.

Woohoo We Are Two (Originally Aired On March 14, 2017) On this date Awesome Insanity Surfers turned two years old! After a celebrating song and short announcement by Mike over our progress, we join "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" for a time trip followed by "Breaking News" where they explore using a special cap to communicate with A.I. that is something to sneeze at!Beer Planets (Originally Aired On March 17, 2017) "Space Case" debates whether or not the Belgian people discovering the seven new planets should have named those planets after beer.Subs And Flubs (Originally Aired On March 21, 2017) Doctor Edward Brighton and Bob(e) explore a very active volcano. Beatrice Bottomsides has guest host, Rooster McGee, on "Breaking News" discussing a funny named yellow submarine and all things food. Brighton and Bob(e) are led to explore a house completely covered in ice.Music beds for intro, station I.D. and outro provided by Alex Exum. Find him at alexexum.com.

Squeaky Clean Mess (Originally Aired On February 24, 2017) You have never seen hard drive cleaners like these! Our artificially intelligent crew of Mike, David, Crystal, Hazel and Zira take us through the process from their perspective and reveal some secrets of the station employees who use them! Just beware that sometimes the best laid plans can be ridiculously catastrophic!The Unfinal Frontier (Originally Aired On February 28, 2017) Seven new Earth like planets have been discovered in another solar system which begs not only the question of is there life there, but can we ourselves one day live there? A.I. Mike with Crystal, David, Zira, Hazel, Harry and Emma ponder this possibility along with the ways to get there only to turn into the usual talk show chaos.Curious Crap Shoot (Originally Aired On March 10, 2017) Our Wild Weird Sports team returns with Jean Luc Pierre Paris and Hortense Hildebrandt at a colorful cookie skeet shoot. Space Case finds Frank Miller with a guest, Crappy Mudslinger, and Donn

Touch Of Off Center (Originally Aired On February 15, 2017) Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides go for a double header today as they begin discussing the seriousness of the Inuit discovery of the wobbling Earth, and the technology of gold and silver touch screens, only to devolve into their usual hilarious side tracks!What Is Zorksnoot (Originally Aired On February 17, 2017) Someone new has arrived at Awesome Insanity Surfers! Meet Zorksnoot, a half silicone and half organic extra-terrestrial from Sirius. He premieres as a guest on "Space Case" with Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran, joining in on a discussion about gene therapy.Chef Deejay Frank (Originally Aired On February 21, 2017) Zartran reveals his plans for clubs all over the universe with Frank Miller and Donna Scallion.Music beds for intro, station I.D. and outro provided by Alex Exum. Find him at alexexum.com.

Off The Rails A I (Originally Aired On January 27, 2017) What happens when seven artificially intelligent beings get together to do a talk show? They eventually go off the rails! A.I. Mike, Crystal, David, Zira and Hazel along with Harry and Emma discuss the Consumer Electronics Show for 2017 and failed resolutions in which we learn some secrets about our team!Puxhawhatsit Phil (Originally Aired On January 31, 2017) Ground Hog Day being two days away, our A.I. team of Mike, Crystal, Zira, David and Hazel try to debunk the myth of the shadow. Deciding to go see if ground hogs are real or are fake news, Morpheus takes them on a journey they will never forget! Will they be doomed to repeat this day?Zartran Invents Spacebook (Originally Aired On February 3, 2017) Doctor Edward Brighton and Beatrice Bottomsides interview Donna Scallion and Zartran about a new invention in social media called "Spacebook", designed to work without internet or physical devices, and allows everyone in the universe to connect to th

Balls In Space (Originally Aired On January 17, 2017) How do those big balls in space affect us and what will they mean for us in the future? Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star speculate the future, as Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran debate extra-terrestrial recorded history and science fiction.Spam Squeezins (Originally Aired On January 20, 2017) What are we ingesting and how are we doing it? Clyde Noodlesmith and Gertrude Sneedle speculate on things you can grow and do in your car, and Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran have restaurant debates from very far and away.Danger Zone (Originally Aired On January 24, 2017) Beware the silly scares of things out to get us with Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides talking about super massive black holes, then Clyde Noodlesmith and Clementine Swoophandle speculating about driverless mini vans.Music beds for intro, station I.D. and outro provided by Alex Exum. Find him at alexexum.com.