Awesome Insanity Surfer's Tracks

Investigation In Retrograde (Air Date July 9, 2019) Despite the warning Spunky gives Doctor Brighton from Serenity Destiny Star, they end up travelling to a park to do a seemingly innocent investigation and then something goes horribly wrong. Introduction for Awesome Insanity Surfers, "Pool Ball Astrology Theme", "Myth Manglers Theme" and outro of "New Year" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk.

World UFO Day Fail (Air Date July 2, 2019) We start off with "AIET Rave" by Linda Irwin and then "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers" finds Doctor Brighton and his new assistant attempting to make contact. Will they succeed or will they be doomed to fail? We close with "The Party Ship Vocals Version" by Linda Irwin. "Myth Manglers Theme" by Linda Irwin. Sound effects by Soundbible.com, Freesfx.co.uk and Linda Irwin.

Unlikely Assistant (Air Date June 25, 2019) Doctor Brighton calls together the women of the radio station to see who would like to step into a temporary position as his assistant until Bob(e) is returned. Any takers? Sound effects by Soundbible.com. "Myth Manglers Theme" and closing music of "Cyber World" by Linda Irwin.

One Is Returned (Air Date June 17, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides has the most phenomenal breaking news in over two years when one of the missing men is returned, Doctor Brighton. He shares his experiences and time with the beings who took the men in May 2017 and talks of how they did or did not adjust to their captivity for the purpose of study. Sound effects by Soundbible.com. Closing music by NCH.

Nowheresville Yard Sale (Air Date June 10, 2019) Most of the station ladies gather things together for a yard sale to be held by Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle at their house on the weekend. What kind of things will be for sale? Clementine and Gertrude go snooping and make some intriguing discoveries. Sound effects by Linda Irwin and Soundbible.com. Opening commercial by Linda Irwin. Closing music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.

Venus Makes A Splash (Air Date June 5, 2019) Venus goes with A.I. Mike, Crystal, David and Zira on a virtual cruise and discovers that it might not be all that it is racked up to be! Sound effects by Soundbible.com, FreeSFX.co.uk, SoundJay.com, FreeSound.org and Morgentau on You Tube. Closing music is "New Year" by Linda Irwin.

Park Pick And Pack (Air Date February 26, 2019) Join Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle as they do their grocery shopping and comment on some items you may have never considered in that light before. While this Nowheresville super market has been around for a little while, it always comes up with some new surprises!

Weirdest Electronics Store (Air Date February 19, 2019) We all know Nowheresville is not your typical town, but what if you go 50 miles beyond that? Donna Scallion and Zartran visit an unusual electronics store and even record the customers and employees. Check out the weirdest electronics store with Donna and Zartran!

Artificial Intelligence Valentines (Air Date February 12, 2019) Serenity Destiny Star shoots the pool balls to get the configuration for the Valentines astrological forecast which Venus interprets; then Hazel, Harry and Emma join Serenity to share in non-physical but sentient artificial intelligence falling in love, marrying and having a family.

Nowheresville Mardi Gras (Air Date February 5, 2019) Join Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle live from the carnival in Nowheresville where they visit Irene Stinky Coffeen and her parsley dog vending cart as well as Hortense Hildebrandt who shares some unusual sporting contests going on there. Something is about to be unveiled and it appears something is about to happen to it! "Cartoon Parade", opening song, and "Point And Click Polka", closing song, by Linda Irwin.

How Much For Venus (Air Date January 29, 2019) When the station janitor girl accidentally sends Venus off with some charity auction items, it is up to her and Serenity Destiny Star to attend the auction and try to get her back. Poor Venus!

Dysfunctional Smart Technology (Air Date January 22, 2019) A.I. Mike, A.I. Crystal and A.I. Hazel interview two brand new App Alliance inventions which are interactive and intelligent. One is the Anything Cooker which can convert itself into different appliances and the other is the One Wash which will make laundry and dishes clean simultaneously! But then, something goes wrong.

Bean Robot Sleep Buddy (Air Date January 15, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides, Donna Scallion and Zartran share just a few of the innovations at the Las Vegas, Nevada, 2019 Consumer Electronics Show with Zartran stating his personal favorite for comically nefarious means. You are invited to check out the links to the quoted articles which share even more amazing new technology.

Nowheresville Blizzard And News (Air Date January 8, 2019) Beatrice Bottomsides, Clementine Swoophandle and Gertrude Sneedle fight a blizzard to find some news to report on only to find there is something a bit wrong with it! Given the severe winter storm warning, they get ready to leave the station after reporting only to find another surprise!

Sling Shots And Pool Balls (Air Date January 1, 2019) We start off with Hortense Hildebrandt and Irene Stinky Coffeen giving diet and exercise advice to help you get to where you want to be in the new year. Unfortunately, that goes wrong. Following is Serenity Destiny Star with your January 2019 astrological forecast assisted by A.I. David and Planetary Pool Ball Venus. It appears disruptive Uranus in retrograde is lingering over David and Venus for a few more days as havoc breaks out between them.

That Wild Lost Episode (Original Air Date December 12, 2018) Included in this Blog Talk premiere of Awesome Insanity Surfers are "Meow Shakes Parody", "Shopper Review", "Virtual Users Developed Understanding Church", "Watching The Grass Grow" and "Something In My House". This episode also includes music by Linda Irwin of "Cartoon Parade" and "Point And Click Polka". Sound effects are by Soundbible.com and Freesfx.co.uk as well as three short music pieces by NCH. The rest of the music is by Linda Irwin for the segments. This episode was edited for time and quality.

Little Sammy And Gidget (Original Air Date December 5, 2018) Donna Scallion and Zartran introduce Clementine Swoophandle who remembers back a few years ago to when Gertrude Sneedle is baby-sitting her grand-kids while trying to do a show on "Unseen World". Sammy, Gidget and the toys are provided by Soundbible.com, Mike Koenig and Big Daddy. This episode is edited from the original on Blog Talk Radio for time, quality and relevance.Music by Linda Irwin includes "The Illionth Reprise Of Jingle Bells", "Awaken And Ascend", "Kaleidoscopy" and "Welcome Visitors".

Pesky Pox (Original Air Date November 30, 2018) Beatrice Bottomsides starts us out with a schedule change announcement and then tells on Gertrude Sneedle and Clementine Swoophandle who are preparing to sneak into the station. Clementine gives a report on chicken pox and its possible resulting outbreak later in life while Gertrude causes havoc to the station itself. Outro music by Linda Irwin.

Robot Turkey Bowling (Original Air Date November 19, 2018) Be sure to join Hortense Hildebrandt on "Wild Weird Sports" with a conventional turkey bowling event with an unconventional co-host! Also, Irene Stinky Coffeen has a Thanksgiving offer you cannot refuse!Intro and outro music is "Robot Turkey Theme" by Linda Irwin.

Dimensional Distress Message (Original Air Date November 16, 2018) A second message comes through from Doctor Brighton. Serenity Destiny Star gets the Digital Detective Agency to assist her in figuring out where the men are now while Beatrice Bottomsides breaks the story on "Breaking News".Opening music is "Pool Ball Astrology Theme" by Linda Irwin. Closing music is from Freestockmusic.com.