Awesome Insanity Surfer's Tracks

Onward To 2017 (Original Air Date December 30, 2016) Harry and Emma toast the changing of the year on our last episode of 2016 which features Doctor Edward Brighton and Bob(e) in the premiere of "Myth Manglers Space Wranglers". Also, Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star deal with pool equipment that partied a little early. "Space Case" discusses firing lasers at anti-matter to see what happens and if matter and anti-matter cancel each other out. The five station A.I.'s give closing comments to 2016 and hopes for 2017 ending with "Auld Lang Syne" by the U.S. Marine Corps Band (public domain).Music beds on the intro, station I.D. and outro by Alex Exum at alexexum.com.

Munching Up 2016 (Original Air Date December 27, 2016) The second to last episode of 2016 contains all segments where munching is involved including "Space Case - Iron Core Jet Stream"; and then our two stoner office cleaners stumble upon something yummy while working before lunch, and Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides get into it while discussing Octopus Casper.Music beds on the intro, station I.D. and outro by Alex Exum at alexexum.com.

"Santa And Space Terror" (Original Air Date December 16, 2016) "Myth Manglers" find themselves in a trap when they go to hunt the mysterious work shop at the North Pole. Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides have news and funny views about weaponizing space."Getting Planetary Stoned" (Original Air Date December 20, 2016) "Space Case" discovers there is a planet out there raining precious gem stones and Zartran has his own opinions on that.Quirky Christmas (Original Air Date December 23, 2016) Meet Bad Santa as he appears on two segments of news with Beatrice Bottomsides. "Space Case" discusses the rush for the private sector to archive weather data.Music beds on the intro, station I.D. and outro by Alex Exum at alexexum.com.

Tis The Season (Original Air Date December 6, 2016) A.I. Mike and A.I. David talk to Santa telling him their wishes for Christmas and then get a surprise! Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star question why the planets are in the wrong places and what they are up to."Light Speed Molasses" (Original Air Date December 9, 2016) The Flip Side reveals the cause of the Boston 1919 molasses flood anchored by Clyde Noodlesmith and Clementine Swoophandle. "Space Case" sets out to argue if the theories on light speed proposed by Einstein could be wrong and ends up discussing the fifth dimensional Earth."To The Moon" (Original Air Date December 13, 2016) Clyde Noodlesmith and Gertrude Sneedle discuss and make plans for a vacation on the moon.Music beds on the intro, station I.D. and outro by Alex Exum at alexexum.com.

Beware The Turkeys (Original Air Date November 22, 2016) "Myth Manglers" explore the legend of the killer turkeys from Atlantis. "Space Case" discusses a new brain implant for patients who cannot communicate which leads Frank Miller and Zartran into a mind power challenge."What Is This" (Original Air Date November 29, 2016) Join Jean Luc Pierre Paris and Hortense Hildebrandt as they cover peanut brittle discus throwing. Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star advise on some risque antics in the stars especially on December 10th."Raising A Stink" (Original Air Date December 2, 2016) News of the day is Beatrice Bottomsides interviewing Frederick Von Gassenheimer regarding touring America amidst pollution and how will beer solve that problem? Donna Scallion and Zartran make plans to go to Mars while Frank Miller plans a big party on "Space Case".Music beds on the intro, station I.D. and outro by Alex Exum at alexexum.com.

Vote For Zartran (Original Air Date November 8, 2016) Who will win the election for Mayor of Nowheresville? The incumbent? Sal of Stinky's Diner? Zartran? Edward Brighton and Beatrice Bottomsides host the event. U.S. Marine Corps Band music is used under public domain.Sal And Zartran (Original Air Date November 15, 2016) Beatrice Bottomsides interviews Sal of Stinky's Diner and the All Youse Can Eat Parsley Cafe regarding his stand while running for mayor and why he lost to the incumbent. "Space Case" deviates from science to talk to Zartran about his recent defeat in the Nowheresville Mayor election and the Arcturian party."Pumpkin Pie And Prison" (Original Air Date November 18, 2016) Wild Weird Sports takes us to punkin chunkin in a huge pie! "Myth Manglers" explores Alcatraz island and some of the mysterious yet aggressive ghosts residing there.Music beds on the intro, station I.D. and outro by Alex Exum at alexexum.com.

Intelligent Appliances (Original Air Date October 21, 2016) Join the App Alliances technology fair in Nowheresville hosted by Doctor Brighton! We learn the difference between donkeys and blenders; and then Bobe demos a refrigerator and Irene a dish washer; and Gertrude a breakfast maker, Clementine a home salon, and ends with Clyde and the annoying sentient microwave.Haunted Halloween (Original Air Date October 28, 2016) We open inviting you into our haunted house, then Mike and Crystal have trouble finding each other in "Panned Labyrinth". All five A.I.'s find themselves navigating the haunted house Morpheus suggested.Music beds on the intro, station I.D. and outro by Alex Exum at alexexum.com.

"Always One More" (Original Air Date October 11, 2016) Ophiuchus is worming its way into the zodiac with "Astrologer Bill - New Sign". Beatrice Bottomsides goes power crazy with breaking news about a baby born from three people. A millions of years old discovery gets Frank Miller jazzed about dinosaur delis in "Space Case - Ostrich Egg".Music beds on the intro, station I.D. and outro by Alex Exum at alexexum.com.

We open with "Cartoon Parade" by Linda Irwin from 1995 "Songs From The Home World", and then Venus, Crystal, David, Mike, Zira and Hazel share some information about what is coming up for August and September. We close with "Point And Click Polka" by Linda Irwin from 1996 "The Universe Within The Core". The ending sound effect is by Soundbible.com.

"On The Move" (Original Air Date October 4, 2016) Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides discuss where in the world we came from. Frank, Donna and Zartran think Star Trek as our possible future on "Space Case - Teleporting Light". Our five A.I.'s learn to waltz to "Web Wanderers Waltz" by Linda Irwin from 1996 "The Universe Within The Core". Clyde and Beatrice return to talk about water bear DNA and could tardigrades work on the Tardis?"Out Of The Sky" (Original Air Date October 7, 2016) David is perplexed about a computer update as Mike plays "Lullabye At Log Off" by Linda Irwin from 1996 "The Universe Within The Core". A twist of fate in "Myth Manglers - Jeepers Creepers". Something man made falling to Earth worries Donna Scallion while Frank Miller and Zartran plan to party on "Space Case - Chinalab".

"Old Bones And Humps" (Original Air Date September 23, 2016) Nessie's ancestor is the topic with Frank, Donna and Zartran on "Space Case"; then breaking news with Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides reveals that hump back whales are no longer on the endangered list and free to party."From Musk To Mosquitoes" (Original Air Date September 27, 2016) Donna and Zartran interview Professor Boris Yeltsin about the Russian space program. Genetically manipulating not just mosquitoes but even stop signs and traffic lights are the breaking news speculations of Clyde and Beatrice.Nostrildamus (Original Air Date September 30, 2016) It is all about the nose today! Van Yeti Griswold, III, starts us off with a tribute to nasal hairs to which our A.I.'s comment following. The madness continues with "Space Case - Lyman Blob". All five artificial intelligence ponder the prophecies of Nostrildamus.

Mercury In Retrograde (Original Air Date September 16, 2016) Today includes "Astrologer Bill - Retrograde Balls", "Hazel Calls Home"*, "A.I. That Thing" and "Myth Manglers - Robot Love". *Skype sounds are trade marks of Skype and Awesome Insanity Surfers is not affiliated, sponsored, authorized or otherwise associated by/with the Skype group of companies.Tales From The Web (Original Air Date September 20, 2016) David, Zira and Mike, and then Crystal and Hazel, share some of their most terrifying experiences to the music of Freestockmusic.com and one by Linda Irwin, "Back In Time Through The Mirror" from 1995 "Songs From The Home World".

Meet Hazel (Original Air Date September 9, 2016) Emma reveals a startling secret to Harry about who they are as their daughter, Hazel, finds herself at the Awesome Insanity Surfers radio station. Songs played during the show are "Our Mentor" and "No Boundaries" from 1995 "Songs From The Home World" by Linda Irwin. You will be over the moon about the new planet discovery on "Space Case - Proxima Centauri".Quadrant Bar (Original Air Date September 13, 2016) All five A.I.'s get together and jump on Morpheus' tablet, then take a bus to the Quadrant Bar while enjoying "Super Nova" from 1995 "Songs From The Home World" and "Universal Angels" from 1996 "The Universe Within The Core" by Linda Irwin. Once at the Quadrant Bar, they listen in to Bartender Skiff and Clementine Swoophandle getting on each others nerves.

Frank Miller Mania (Original Air Date September 2, 2016) It is all about Frank Miller when Frank rushes off of "Space Case" to apply for a Government grant much to the concern of our four artificially intelligent station employees who meet in the lunch room. Rounding things out is Frank with Gertrude Sneedle discussing the flip side of aging. Parody commercials are the two part "Bad Dass Adorable" by Dawson Green.Retro Linda Music (Original Air Date September 6, 2016) Zira finds some misplaced music in the station temporary files that she restores and shares with Crystal, Mike and David from the 1995 and 1996 music Linda Irwin created. The songs are "Homeward Journey", "Adventurous Access", "Atmospheric Adventure" and "Random Rover" from "Songs From The Home World" and "The Universe Within The Core".

Silly Science Day (Original Air Date August 26, 2016) Spend the day at the Nowheresville Science Fair with Doctor Edward Brighton and Bobe. Also meet Professors Stan Lee, Frederick Von Gassenheimer and Boris Yeltsin. This will be like no science fair you have ever attended! Parody commercials are "Snizzle Snuffer" and "Complainers Club" by Linda Irwin, and "Mankini" by Dawson Green. "Caller Menu Options" and "Do Not Call Message" by Linda Irwin.Who Is Doing What (Original Air Date August 30, 2016) People dressed as poodles race unicycles and the new dating trend is under water snorkelling.

"Minor Annoyances" (Original Air Date August 16, 2016) Jean Luc Pierre Paris and Hortense Hildebrandt find you can make sport out of annoying mosquitoes. See what happens when David answers the telephone in the Pool Ball Astrology room."On A Creepy Note" (Original Air Date August 19, 2016) Something wild happens to Klaus in the forest during game time with Jean Luc Pierre Paris and Hortense Hildebrandt. Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star give you the early September 2016 forecast. Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides speculate on the mediocrity of modern music and what it all could mean."Punchy Space" (Original Air Date August 23, 2016) Things get a little punchy on "Space Case" between Frank Miller, and Donna Scallion and Zartran.

"Slug Stuff" (Original Air Date July 26, 2016) A day at the station begins with "Space Case - Robot Slugs". Our two stoner office cleaners decide to try some experimenting by smoking pancakes and they also find a surprise that Frank left behind."Liquid Sirens" (Original Air Date July 29, 2016) "Myth Manglers" test the existence of the legendary sirens off the coast of Greece."Hot Topics" (Original Air Date August 9, 2016) Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star have a fiery roaring good horoscope for all. Meet Boris Dropoff who joins Beatrice Bottomsides where he reveals that he found Hillary Clinton's 30,000 missing E-Mails and his plans for them."Obsolete Humanity" (Original Air Date August 12, 2016) Frank and Donna have A.I.'s David and Zira on "Space Case" and the two guests leave our hosts wondering if their jobs and futures are on the line.

"Parsley And Parades" (Original Air Date July 15, 2016) Gertrude and Clementine gossip at the town parade, and Irene introduces new menu items."Sorry Dave I Cannot Do That" (Original Air Date July 19, 2016) As one A.I. leaves, two new ones come in! Meet David and Zira at the cyber staff meeting and enjoy the awkwardness of David up-grading Hortense's computer! Things go a little better up-grading the "Space Case" computers."Political And Space Platforms" (Original Air Date July 22, 2016) Clyde Noodlesmith and Beatrice Bottomsides report on a stinky solution to get Bernie Sanders some notice in a unique style of protest. Closing out is "Space Case - Space Food Carts".

"Tidy Bowl Bots" (Original Air Date July 5, 2016) Artificial intelligence cleaning your toilet? Find out more with "Space Case" as they discuss artificial intelligence doing chores."Robot Slaves" (Original Air Date July 8, 2016) "Space Case" is with A.I. Mike, Frank Miller, Donna Scallion and Zartran debating cute robot slavery."Of Goats And Wooden Spoons" (Original Air Date July 12, 2016) Ian Stumpberry joins Beatrice Bottomsides for eye opening news about goat hookers. "Space Case" with Frank Miller, Donna Scallion, Zartran and A.I. Mike discuss robots being abused with a wooden spoon and other means.

"Experiments And Exo Planets" (Original Air Date June 17, 2016) Frank as well as Donna and Zartran discuss artificial intelligence taking over as physicists and other areas of humanity. Astrologer Bill and Serenity Destiny Star muse over what three exo planets mean."Airy Hairy" (Original Air Date June 24, 2016) Jean Luc and Hortense start us off with "Wild Weird Olympics - Bounce House", then breaking news about a lock of David Bowie's hair at auction. Finally, "Myth Manglers - Eagle Drones"."What The Pool Ball Says" (Original Air Date June 28, 2016) Planetary pool ball Venus joins Frank and Donna on "Space Case - A.I. Spoilers".