Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

Lex accepts a lower cash offer in a grocery store parking lot midnight.

After breaking a light, Lex finally sells a fancy bed.

Lex finds a computer by the side of the road just in time to complete a Mariokart Wii project.

Lex meets a guy at dock near midnight to sell some controllers.

Lex doesn't get a dresser for a friend OR pay someone that helped him load the weird van.

Lex 

Because of Lex, a blind child's desire to drive a go cart remains unfulfilled.

Lex tries to claim 3 different couches from someone whose father loved couches.

Lex falls for an accidental bait and switch, and is then highly rated despite using British slang.

Lex learns that agreeing to asking prices and meeting times given by sellers is the wrong way to buy a Switch, especially when one of the sellers has a curfew at the sober house.

Lex would rather support a defunct NBA G League team than a Canadian donut shoppe and middle aged women that seek younger men.

Lex sells something he said he'd never sell and the buyer gives his wife a tip. 

Lex learns that meeting a buyer at their work can make him look like a DoorDash driver.

Lex is obsessed with buying Airpods Max and toying with counterfeiters... until he isnt. 

Lex sells an XBOX for his friend, and shows off his clairvoyancy in the process.

Lex's friend probably woulda helped him without recieving Cheddar Bay biscuits, but better safe than sorry.

Lex learns that scammer red flags and hints that suggest a lack of interest are true... until they're not.

Lex gets an original NES - that has an apparently very exciting blue light - for $50.

Lex's dumb luck prevents someone he just met from having access to his emails.