Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

Had Lex asked for whale teeth as payment, a potential computer monitor buyer probably wouldn't have blocked him.

Lex stops having to yell at pedestrians on multi-use paths.

Lex buys himself a Hamilton Tiger-Cats sweatshirt he didn't need and while potentially recouping the money he spent on it, is happy to see a wheelchair lift.

While shipping an Aimé Leon Dore jersey, Lex doens't know if the University of Tufts Jumbos basketball team made the NCAA tournament.

Lex DOESN'T encounter an obvious advance payment scam after getting stuck behind a train.

Lex applies lessons learned at tag sales to what remained of his Volkswagen Fox stuff, but not before bothering his number neighbor.

Though turbo boost on the Aventon is a reference to Knight Rider, Lex still sells his counterfiet, Greek, Dukes of Hazzard shirt.

Lex knew he could trust a guy who wanted to make a tire trade in the hardware store parking lot.

Lex learns that losing a wallet isn't the obvious hint it seemed to be.

Lex is pretty sure asking Becky to make pillows also woulda ended the friendship, but he can't be sure.

Lex doesn't want a Houston Rockets shirt after finding out the New Orleans Pelicans shirt gets all linty.

Lex doesn't have to check with his husband before getting a vanity or a soccer chair.

Certain to encounter only tolerance and expanded horizons, Lex shares the Turnpike Troubadours and Allison Russell with friends.

Lex gets sent to a lot of far away addresses, but doesn't go to a local one.

The Admiral and the Lime are joined by a Wahoo.

After dealing with thrift store based derision, Lex makes it possible for his wife to continue to park on the driveway.

Lex is called brother, bro, boss, man and buddy by someone who thinks his shorts are dope.

Despite what a rug and a shirt would lead people to believe, Lex did NOT go to the University of Georgia OR Southeastern University.

Lex finds 4 bikes that seem too good to be true, and learns that only 1 actually was.