Lex: The Craigslist Whisperer

Lex probably woulda lost more than $3 had he said what he was thinking to John.

Lex causes marital strife for a buyer BEFORE selling him a junk bike.

A buyer isn't creeped out by Lex's Wi-Fi after he finds out it’s just a coincidence.

After giving someone some store bakery cookies, Lex unfortunately learns that a broken nut is a thing.

Lex wasn't sure what he was going to do with the bat he brought after buying counterfeit AirPods Max headphones.

After helping a refugee from Ukraine, Lex is confused by a North Carolinian.

Lex finally gets a fancy treadmill that can actually fit through his basement door.

After finally getting a pair of AirPods Max headphones, Lex turns down what surely woulda been a generous firearms offer.

Lex thought he had a final piece, but is never afraid to make a mature, adult decision. 

After calling a casino, Lex deals with a flippant shirt seller.

To watch stuff on his ceiling, Lex has to invent his own pillow.

Lex doesn't make an unreasonable decision, despite how bot-like a hipster was acting.

Lex wants to buy Animal Crossing and Apple AirPods Max, but no one wants to sell them to him.

After explaining how he wasn't obsessed with his Volkswagen, Lex helps neighbors get a washer and dryer.

After a lengthy back and forth with Maxwell, Lex at least gets to eat real pizza.

Lex never hears from a friend again, even after having the best Thanksgiving ever.

While Lex is disappointed that he didn't meet Heather Ito, getting a free Sega Genesis controller was a nice consolation prize.

After selling a loft bed for the maximum allowable profit, Lex is disappointed that the weird van's model name doesn't sound like his name.

Lex's old job got him a weird van for cheap AND made him first in line for an Atari.

Lex mentions Alternative Country for the second straight episode, but it's not why he turned down a $30 offer.