Metalscape: The Metal Podcast

ITE: Goth freaks, t-shirts homes, chepe again, white africans like ‘em black n strong, buy everything with $2, forum themes, Forum Post of the Week, Ron’s narrations, Zach Moore: Guitar Hero, x to the z, tech tip extension and why should I give a shit about anything? Buy a shirt. Playlist: Akercocke - Eyes of the Dawn Virus - The Black Flux Biomechanical - The Unseen Suidakra - Isle of Sky Svest - Death To Macrocosm Panzerfaust - Legions of the Horned Knjaz Deep Purple - When a Blind Man Cries Blutrache - Reich Der Finsternis

ITE: Snow adventure foiled, Jeff’s crap, Zach pimps his ride, Airborne drunk, IGN does black metal, Quest for the Grail, farting birds, crap album covers, goats, wireless gaming and puking bands. Playlist: Jeff Loomis - Miles of Machines Falkenbach - Heathenpride Thyrfing - Griftefrid Grume - Hereditary Haemorrhagic Telangiectasia Pig Destroyer - Phantom Limb Rhapsody - Sacred Power of Raging Winds The Merry Wives of Windsor - Mad Jenny Vomitory - Terrorize Brutalize Sodomize

ITE: Fuck Christmas, Ron at Church, Zach at Snow, croc samples, nicaraguan phone numbers and the worst internet connection ever. Playlist: Manowar - Kings of Metal Corvus Corax - Venus Vina Musica Savatage - I am Sepultura - Sarcastic Existence

For the first time ever in Metalscape history, podcasting legends Zach & Ron meet up in the frozen northlands of Manteca California to record the 100th episode of the Greatest Metal Podcast on the planet. Awesomest shit ever? You bet your sweet ass it is. ITE: Zach & Ron & Mead & Rum & Vodka & …, Airport Security, Cold as Fuck California, Thanksgiving with the Zach’s, Pictionary, San Francisco aka “Driver’s Hell”, Metal Calamari, Wax shit, Music Shopping in the City, Apple Lisp, The Titty Bar, Party Super Party, Mr. Moore, Dayman and Fog. Playlist: Defeated Sanity – Artifacts of Desolation Babylon Mystery Orchestra - Annuit Coeptis / We Ride you Die Nile – Stones of Sorrow Einherjer – Dragons of the North Stratovarius – Black Diamond (live) Iron Maiden – Cross-Eyed Mary Symphony X – A Fool’s Paradise Angra – Caroline IV

Award-giving Irish mobsters, Tom’s Call to Arms, Zach insults you, Estimating stuff, Global Warming my ass, Reptiles rule the World, Venezuelan intrusions, Black Blue Russians from Space, Maryland Deathfest, QOS? More like POS!, Shyamalanmamm, Wowscapes and Is Sweden really gay? Buy a shirt. Playlist: Defleshed - Proud to be Dead King Diamond - The Family Ghost Darkane - Vision of Degradation Pestilence - Prophetic Revelations Ensiferum - Raised By The Sword Enslaved - Fusion of Sense and Earth Metsatöll - Merepojad Absu - Never Blow Out the Eastern Candle Punky Brewster - Fake Punk

ITE: Afroman, where art thou? Videogame Canine Innovationz, Tamagotchi > Giga Pets, Venezuelan Penis, Metalscape furniture, “My family hates me”, Moore Politics, Tracklisting analysis, Naked Chicks, Pirate Love Genesis, Drama at Little Caesars, Gay Scandinavian Wars: The Finns Strike Again, Anaal Nathrakh - The Destroying Angel, Dry Ice Bombs, Metal Fashion, I, Frosbitten Love and Episode C. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Strapping Young Lad - In The Rainy Season Level 80 Elite Tauren Cheiftain - Power of the Horde Thyrfing - Vansinnesvisan Kampfar – Vettekult Rata Blanca - Mujer Amante Enslaved - Dauden (Windir Cover) Meshuggah - I Akercocke - He is Risen

ITE: Light beer, sick Ron, Seasons, Lengua tacos, Authentic Mexican Emperors and shit, Zach’s mattress vault, The Gay Scandinavian Wars, KATG hate, Evolutions, Silverman hate, Gojira review, Tom Cruise is awesome and Hamburger Helper which is also very awesome. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Moonsorrow - Kylän Päässä Infectious Grooves - Boom Boom Boom Temnozor - Arkona Darkthrone - Hiking Metal Punks Stratovarius - A Million Light Years Away My Dying Bride - Cry of Mankind Gojira - The Art Of Dying Suidakra - Highking

ITE: Metalscape’s conscious effort to return to form, semi-automatic parking decals, Zach gets dissed, Ron & thrash, american menthol spirit, chicks with hammers, Teldrassil, the return of the Tech Tip Minute of the Week and Horsham metal. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Imperanon – Shadowsouls Leviathan - Crushing the Prolapse Oviducts of Virtue Hail of Bullets - Ordered Eastward Maanes - Uten Liv Ligger Landet Ode Nifelheim - Sacrifice To The Lord of Darkness Mayhem - Pagan Fears Noneuclid – Void Bitch Tulus - Samlerens Kammer Meshuggah - The Mouth Licking What You've Bled

ITE: WOW again, Zach’s concert review and Smoke Talk. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Vintersorg – Norrland 1349 – Beyond The Apocalypse Judas Priest – Electric Eye Carcass – Buried Dreams Arsis - A Feast For The Liar's Tongue Absu - Stone of Destiny (...for Magh Slecht and Ard Righ) Ensiferum – Goblin’s Dance Ulver - Operator

ITE: The Lockdown, Metallica’s quest for ultimate loudness, Zach and his fridge and some sort of show review. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Exmortus - War Gods Carpathian Forest – He’s Turning Blue The Project Hate MCMXCIX – The Bleeding Eyes of a Breeding Whore Vreid – Fangegard Timo Tolkki – Now I Understand The Ruins of Beverast - Euphoria when the Bombs Fell Fejd – Jären Raventhrone - Vision Dimentia

ITE: Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff are back! iPod Touch, Zach vs. Magic Prison Bars, Requests, Fatman, Luca Turilli: Neoclassical Guitar Maestro Revelation, Ron makes a reference to that VanHelsing movie that totally flies over Zach's head leading to an awkward silence, Silicon Knights fuck shit up, Grease, Floyds and Sex Dolls. Buy a shirt. Playlist: Mirrorthrone - The Fecal Rebellion Immortal - Tyrants Sahg - Pyromancer Warbringer - Total War Behemoth - At the left hand ov God Finntroll - Korpens Saga Death - Crystal Mountain Korpiklaani - Cottages And Saunas Uaral - Lamentos...

We know, we know it's late. ITE: Zach goes to Wacken, and returns To tell the Tale. Playlist: Persefone - Underworld: The Fallen & The Butterfly Act I: Clash Of The Titans Implosive Disgorgence - Confined to Torment Ghengis Tron - The Folding Road Opeth - When

ITE: Sexless in Nicaragua, Odie Bloodbath, School, Utah and The Olympics. Playlist: Belphegor - Swarm of Rats Thorazine - Infanticide Witchfinder General - Invisible Hate Tyr - Sinklars Vísa Sabaton - Into the Fire Wolfchant - Ride to Ruhn The Mars Volta - Asilos Magdalena Amon Amarth - Varyags of Miklagaard

ITE: Fuel, Pesos, Cody, The More You Know, Cops: Srs Bznzz, In Communist Rusia..., Switzerland and Fake Blowjobs. Playlist: Keep Of Kalessin - The Wealth Of Darkness Windir - Kampen (The Struggle) Meshuggah - Nebulous Sacred Reich - Surf Nicaragua Strapping Young Lad - Thalamus Van Canto - Battery Divinefire - The Show Must Go On Metsatöll - Lahinguväljal Näeme, Raisk!

ITE: Expect the Unexpected, Yo no soy Marinero, Zach: Trip Planner Extraordinaire and Lag. Playlist: Primordial - To Enter Pagan Arsis - Seven Whispers Fell Silent Iron Maiden - Duelists Quo Vadis - Cadences of Absonance Sonata Arctica - Dream Thieves Nightwish - Phantom of the Opera

ITE: Lag of Ages, Paganfest, Fucking Drummers, Tyr (again, I shit you not), Zach was glad, Metalscape gets nasty dirty, The Tolkster, Logos, Avocados and Cows in my Norse prodding my Ginnungagap. Playlist: Opeth - Coil/Heir Apparent Warbringer - Systematic Genocide Dream Theater - Take The Time WelicoRuss - ?????? (Blizzard) Enslaved - Entrance - Escape Zora - Zora - R.I.P. Paul Gilbert - I Am Satan Thrudvangar - Midsommernacht

ITE: Metalscape is back, without songs. Zachary's new phone, black people on camera, Zach goes Mac, The Unapproacheables, COD4:LCP, Gangland's Endless Concert Review, Lost French Canadians and Fat Teachers. Playlist: Equilibrium - Unbesiegt Immortal - Demonium King Diamond - The Lake Blind Guardian - Battlefield

ITE: Nicaragua, Paganfest, Tyr (yet again), Badinerie, Metalscape Freestyle, 30 Dicks Long, Evil Cyclones, opeth review sorta, Zach and Gúgol, Fucking Egypt, Giant Flys and Brisingamen. Playlist: Axamenta - Shackles Cross Ensiferum - Warrior's Quest Cerberus - The Light Burned Blind Tyr - Dreams Darkane - Decadent Messiah Eluveitie - Your Gaulish War Opeth - Burden Turisas - One More Wolves in the Throne Room- Queen of the Borrowed Light Einherjer - Ride The Gallows

ITE: Pot in the Car, Geek Shopping Spree, Casio Cameras, Metal Festivals and Crap. Playlist: Immortal - One by One Tulus - De Dodes Attest Dark Tranquility - Focus Shift Mayhem - From the Dark Past Svartsot - Nidvisen Intestinal Disgorge - Castrated Corpse Darkthrone - I En Hall Med Flesk Og Mjod Falkenbach - Heathenpride Scorpions - The Sails of Charon Immortal - The Darkness that Embrace Me

ITE: Speed Podcasting, Assasinations, Big News, Wieners, Nazi Folk Metal, "Let's get wasted!"and some other stuff. Playlist: Into Eternity - Pain Through Breathing Finsterforst - Lauf Der Welt Gojira - The Link Kreator - Agents of Brutality Agathodaimon - The Ending Of Our Yesterday Kiuas - The New Dark Age Nevermore - Sell My Heart for Stones Malignant Germ Infestation - Hamartochondromatosis/Big Tits to Fuck Thronar - To Kill and be King Nile - Serpent Headed Mask