Metalscape: The Metal Podcast

ITE: Clapping, Moving Screenshots, Stratovarius Parallels, Fat is in the Eye of the Beholder, Tyr Sucks (again), Evil Horchata, Banging Ass and Dog Dicks. Playlist: Sonata Arctica - Silver Tongue Kalmah - Wings of Blackening Wulfshon - Cosmos Generallis Falkenbach - ...When Gjallarhorn Will Sound Exodus - Low Rider Emperor - The Eruption Stratovarius - Against The Wind Divinefire - Resurrection/Secret Weapon

ITE: April Fools, FYE Nerfs Heavy Metal, FedEX crap, Zach's Papa, Esperanto, Irish Teeth, Sneap Creep, "I did it all for the Nuking", Flying Penguins, Call of Duty, Droning, The Book, The Bilingual Dimensions, Irish with Zach and Ron and Hot Jill Valentine. Playlist: Arsis - Shattering the Spell Týr - The Wild Rover Anaal Nathrakh - When Humanity is Cancer Pagan Hammer - The Eagle Ascending Biomechanical - Consumed Angra - Angels y Demons Ghost Snorter - Digested Baroness - The Birthing Magane - Tsavulafi

ITE: Broadcasting, Crotch Hits, Promotions, Scrabble, Zach wants more friends, Blogger's Choice Awards, Christian Bowling, Mr. Vice, Brain Drill's Canine Dogs and Twitter. Playlist: Rotting Christ - Enuma Elish D.R.I. - I Don't Need Society Psycroptic - The Colour of Sleep Suicidal Tendencies - Go Skate! Gaza - Sire S.O.D. - Celtic Frosted Flakes/Charlie Don't Cheat Opeth - In My Time of Need Dream Theater - Space-Dye Vest

Ron's in Nicaragua for the week and doesn't have his recording equipment but we'll be back next week.

ITE: Pinch Harmonics, Nicaraguan Birds and Zach's Childhood. Songs too. Playlist: Wormed - Pulses in Rhombus Form Black Sabbath – Neon Knights Hieronymus Bosch - The Garden of Earthly Delight Moonsorrow - Tyven/Sankarihauta Vader - Xeper Destroyer 666 – I am the Wargod (Ode to the Battle Slain) Vital Remains - Unleash Hell Anal Gut Haemorrhage – Carnage/Teabagged and Ballgagged Thyrfing - Varldsspegeln

ITE: Buying Booze, The Moore Smokes Revolution, Zach's Alien Encounters, Science Content, Hooters, Whistling and Assholes. Playlist: Amon Amarth - Cry of the Black Birds Arcturus - For to End Yet Again Bathory - The Wheel of Sun Grand Belial's Key - The Tricifixion Of Swine Unexpect - Desert Urbania Leviathan - Mine Molten Armor Ulver - Operator Dio - Holy Diver Porcupine Tree - Normal

ITE: Check our Reality, Socializing with Zach, Ron's Stiff Car, Cirque Du Soleil, Sunglasses: Cool or not Cool?, Call of Duty 4 and Pansy Pagans. Playlist: Sonata Arctica - The Cage Alestorm - The Huntmaster Pagan's Mind - Gods Equation Mercenary - This Black and Endless Never Necrophilius Coprophagus - Flesh is the Only Law/The Darkest Christmas Brain Drill - Sadistic Abductive The Faceless - An Autopsy Sepultura - Arise

ITE: Army Face, Metalscape Shirts (buy some you dicks), Free money and Zach the Falsetto Faggot. Playlist: Asesino - Y Tu Mama Tambien Forefather - Hallowed Halls Nocturnal Breed - In Sickness and In Hell Gwar - Slaughterama Korpiklaani - Beer Beer Eluveitie - Inis Mona Stratovarius - Destiny Evile - First Blood

ITE: Mallcore?! On Metalscape?!?! Also: Shirts, Grammy talk and Water. Playlist: Jag Panzer - Harder Than Steel Endstille - Among Our Glorious Existence Swallow The Sun - Descending Winters King Diamond - Neverending Hill Walls of Jericho - A Little Piece of Me Absu - The Cognate House of Courtley Witches Lies West of County Meath Pain of Salvation - In the Flesh Decrepit Birth - Diminishing Between Worlds

ITE: Shirts, Trucks and Emo bands. Playlist: Abominable Putridity - Sphacelated Nerves Finntroll - Ending (Windir cover) Decrepit Birth - ...And Time Begins Doomsword - Death of Ferdia Avantasia - The Scarecrow Hantaoma - Flama Dream Theater - The Glass Prison Falkenbach - Laeknishendr Ensiferum - Windrider

ITE: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZACH WOOOO!!!!, The US Metalsape Tour featuring Megadeth, Cloverfield/Piss Fragance Theater Combo, Road Adventures, The Ernie "Cyberdine" Ball Guitar String Company, Serpents and Lakes, Palm Muting Auditions, Zach's A-Game Software, Odysseus and his Odyssey, Metal Shirts and much more in the longest Metalscape Episode yet (3:24 hours of Amazing Podcasting). Playlist: The Devin Townsend Band - Deadhead Turisas - Those Were the Days Dissection - The Somberlain Iron Maiden - Gangland Protest The Hero - Bone Marrow Alarum - Reciever Symphony X - The Odyssey Elvenking - Trow's Kind The Moon And The Nightspirit - Rego Rejtem

ITE: Welcome to Metalscape: the Stupid Dumb Podcast, Dead Jokers, Dancing Zach and Craiglist Hookers. Playlist: Circus Maximus - A Darkened Mind Blood Soaked - Sexual Mutilation Moonsorrow - Pakanajuhla Borknagar - Future Reminiscence Biomechanical - Cannibalised Korpiklaani - Rise Heavenly - The Power & Fury Impaled - Up the Dose Blood Stain Child - Pitch Black Room Warmen - Hopeless Optimism

ITE: Zach & Ron discuss Females, Odin Dreams, Booze and Smoke during Metalscape, Accordion Samples and The Infamous Jack Podcast. Playlist: Psyopus - Scissor Fuck Paper Dolls King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas Anaal Nathrakh - Virus Bomb Powerglove - Tetris Blind Guardian - Battlefield Sonata Arctica - White Pearl, Black Oceans... Necrophagist - Advanced Corpse Tumor Helloween - Crack the Riddle/Kill It Defeated Sanity - Prelude To The Tragedy

ITE: It's that time of the year again when Ron gets no presents and Zach gets drunk on eggnog all day every day. To the sound of holiday metal obviously. Playlist: Tortured Conscience - Little Drummer Boy Tankard - Fuck Christmas The X-Mas Project - Run Rudolph, Run Trans-Siberian Ochestra - Good King Joy Uncle Tom Angel Ripper - Amerikanisches Weihnachtsmedle King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas Kekal - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen The X-Mas Project - Oh Tannenbaum Venom - Black Xmas Uncle Tom Angel Ripper - Stille Nacht, Heilige Nacht Archer - Angels We Have Heard on High The X-Mas Project - Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer Trans-Siberian Ochestra - Christmas Eve (Sarajevo 12-24)

ITE: Another chapter of The Legendary Tale of Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff, Asphalt in the Bible, Professor/DJ Moore and Gringos. Playlist: Gojira - Backbone Slayer - Aggressive Perfector Skyclad - War and Disorder/A broken Promised Land I set my Friends on Fire - Crank dat Cavalry Boy Subterranean Fecal Root - Morbid Obese Slags Dream Of Tubesteak While Hotties Dream of Ruining Life Skinless - Spoils of the Syconphant Symphony X - The Eyes of Medusa Tyr - Brother's Bane Behexen - Under the Eye of Lord

ITE: Zach fails at Requests, Ron fails at Countdowns, Porn on Metalscape, The WoW Comeback and eBear. Playlist: Naerea - The World Devourers Nile - The Burning Pits Of The Duat Windir - Heidra Sonata Arctica - Respect The Wilderness Waylander - Born to the Fight Stratovarius - Papillon Ulver - Lost in the Forest of the Gnomes Vader - Death In Silence Helloween - Walls of Jericho - Ride The Sky Moonsorrow - Jotunheim

ITE: Ron meets Overdraft, Zach meets Floor, DE-EM-EX!!!, The Grind Issue, The Metalscape Lollercoaster, Beowulf, European Language Experts, Florida's Nicaraguan, Zune tuff, Landmark Chocolate Mousse and Fart Sweepstakes. Playlist: Tankard - Freibier Behemoth - Christgrinding Avenue Take Hollywood Over - Stray from The Herd Cob Salad - Taste of My Scythe Sepultura - Dead Embryonic Cells Dream Theater - Trial of Tears (Live at Budokan) Manowar - Warriors of the World Enslaved - Vision: Sphere Of The Element

ITE: Ron at the Fair, Herr Zach hates Liars, HDTV, Talking Metal and The Metalscape Big Tits Lovers Club. Playlist: Nightwish - The Poet And The Pendulum Finnntroll - Eliytres To-Mera - The Lie Megiddo - Covenant of Lies T3h Shred Boiz - Chugronomicon Pyre - Baleful Living Shadow Kari Tapio & Ville Valo - Täällä Pohjantähden alla Turisas - Rasputin

ITE: Jerry Seinfeld, Irish Crime, Hot Amazon Chicks, Gay Computer Magazine Editors and Zach's double special feature with ZACH'S MUSIC TECH OF THE WEEK (or sum shit) and ZACH'S TV GUIDE FOR TELEVISION WATCHING. Playlist: Iced Earth - The Coming Curse Magain - Worship the Most Ancient Massacre - Dawn of Eternity Scars - Legions (Forgotten by the Gods) Beneath The Massacre - Totalitarian Hypnosis Suicidal Tendencies - Suicyco Mania In Flames - Man Made God Kreator - People of The Lie

ITE: Halloween, FLAC, Opeth news, Music Tech and Woman beating with Zach, Opeth News, Busy Bee Ron and Starving Danny's Spaghetti. Playlist: Municipal Waste - Sadistic Magician Thyrfing - Farsotstider Darkened Nocturnal Slaughter Cult - Our Glorious Presence Keep of Kalessin - Surface/Crown of Kings Operation Wintermist - Suicide Warfare Kalmah - Black Roija Ruina - The Tree of Kin is Rotting Otyg - Fjällstorm Strapping Young Lad - Aftermath