Metalscape: The Metal Podcast

ITE:Extra claps, Mantecan boyfriends, brutal RTS, excessive wiping, American lunches and terrible songs. Playlist: Trouble – Psalm 9 Brocas Helm – Drink the Blood of the Priest Freak Kitchen – Murder Groupie Strapping Young Lad – Exciter Symphony X – The Relic Immortal – Antarctica Opeth – Blackwater Park Annihilator – Alison Hell

ITE: Xmas Metalscape '09: Old School Style, Intro Fail, the Zach comet, Overworked Mantecan, sad King Diamond, no glass buddies, dirty cars, Ricky Martin appreciation, Modern Warfare talk, no smoking in the house!, Brawny for your Browny, Bang Ice Cream Bus, Role Playing Games, chicks and their boys, passing judgment for breakfast, subliminal shirt messages, Fuck Police, *thumbs up*, and let's go shoot people on the internet. Playlist: Rob Halford - We Three Kings Tankard - Fuck Christmas Tom Angelripper - Amerikanisches Weihnachtsmedley Kekal - God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen Ulver - Christmas Venom - Black Christmas Type O Negative - Halloween In Heaven King Diamond - No Presents for Christmas

A brand new Metalscape with teasers for the brand new Ronvaldr and Zachrebuff!… that came out already… shit, my bad. Chipmunk Ron makes a short appearance as well. Playlist: Diablo Swing Orchestra – Lucy Fears the Morning Star Welicoruss – Slavyanskaya Sila Decapitated – Mandatory Suicide Slayer – Unit 731 Melechesh – Rebirth of the Nemesis Akercocke – Breaking Silence Buckethead – I Come in Peace Arcturus – The Throne of Tragedy

New iPods, new Immortal, new outlook on life, new apartment, new shirt designs, new voice, new career. lolwut? Playlist: Nile - Permitting the Noble Dead to Descend to the Underworld Rudra - Hymns from the Blazing Chariot Ensiferum - Stone Cold Metal Immortal - Arctic Swarm Mastodon - The Czar Sepultura - Attitude Om - (Version) Carcass - Keep on Rotting in the Free World

Upgraded sound quality… sometimes, Lots’o'muzak, It’s all Ron’s fault, Chepe’s dog raping stuff, Metalscape sucks. Playlist: Gorod – Disavow Your God Sonata Arctica – Flag in the Ground Magic Kingdom – Iron Mask Ensiferum – From Afar Argamemnon – Ved ‘08 Magane – Tofulafi Ahab – The Divinity of Oceans D.R.I. – No Religion Wilfrido Vargas – El Africano Augie Rios – Donde Esta Santa Claus Vio-Lence – Kill on Command

After six long weeks, Zach and Ron are back together. To record the next episode of Metalscape, and listen to Rap. Why not? Ireland adventures, Ron gets laid, Chepe's stealing family, Chepe in the chatroom, System of a Down, Save Chi! Playlist: Behemoth - Daimonos Subway to Sally - Besser du Rennst To-Mera - Parfum F.K.U. - Twitch of the Thrash Nerve Links: Worst Hostel EVAR! First Guitar EVAR! Best Pictures EVAR! Best Pictures EVAR! Pt. DEUX!! Zach and Ron, together for...EVAR!

In a drunken moment of carelessness, I invited a few listeners onto the show to take Ron’s place for the evening. I also tried to stream the show live. This is the result of those experiments…

ITE: Grilled chicken, Nicaraguan Communism, Conan, The Listener Survey, Metalscape Movie Reviews, busless tour, Rusty Cooley, right angles and confusion, fuck insurance, Zach hates history and albino crocs. Playlist: Mastodon – Oblivion Tribulation - Beyond the Horror Vomitorium Angelis – Averse Sefira Bombs of Hades - Disrespect Their Bones Cryptopsy – Dead and Dripping Tyr – Hold the Heathen Hammer High Wardruna – Jara Doomsword - Gergovia

Now with reverb! ITE: Zach reverberations, Ninjas in my kitchen, avoidance, home cooking, bunch o’ news, TV talk, “Carpathian Forest Sucks” 2, Pirates on my metal, Slayer day, Sex Baseball, satanic track lists and mall cops. Playlist: Solefald – Crater of the Valkyries Behexen - Canto VI - Canticle (for Ye Lord) Death – Empty Words Dissection - Night’s Blood My Dying Bride - And My Fury Stands Ready Die Apokalyptischen Reiter - Wir sind das Licht Helloween – Cry for Freedom The Moon and the Nightspirit - Tüzben Születö

ITE: Go again, Zach Trek, The Exodus Show, that fucking Finntroll song again, there’s no swine flu in Nicaragua, touch tales, iFag, tin whistle, “Break all your bones so that they grow back stronger”, correct Windir songs, Dreamspace sucked and my own personal Mac. Playlist: Venom – Heavens on Fire Finntroll – Det Iskalla Trollblodet Thought Chamber - Transmigration of Souls Windir – Journey to the End Star One – Set Your Controls Wulfshon - The Calling of Ancestral Blood Dream Theater – A Nightmare to Remember Premonition – Talking Mallcore

ITE: I loves me some airports, Disneylands, Morrison, Roncold, Duck Ruling, Zach plays a request, Tom’s girlfriend, Dio’s sitcom, Nuclear Blast has a lot of bands, ze Opeth Tour Memoirs, Chepe brawl, Raining Blood and Frosbitten Truckers. Playlist: Hellkrusher – Wasteland Einherjer – Fimbul Winter Dark Tranquility – Am I 1? Windir – Journey To The End Stratovarius- Deep Unknown Agalloch – Fire Above Ice Below Einherjer – Wolf-Age Oakhelm - Immram

ITE: Metalscape GO!, The Metcast Community, Zach’s Journalistic Integrity, No Fear Tour, Titanic Tinnitus, Dragon Balls, Chepe & Friends, MDF, Jockeys and The Chills. Playlist: Suicidal Tendencies – How Will I laugh Tomorrow Symphony X – Prelude/Evolution Nachmystium – Eternal Ground Enslaved - The Watcher Helloween – Rise and Fall Psycroptic – Of Dull Eyes Borne Satanic Warmaster – The Vampyric Tyrant Eluveitie – Nata

ITE: I wouldn’t mind gay parents, persuasive speeches, ass-kicking mexicans, shamdown, “Pop music thinking”, Adagio review, leather speakers, Nicaraguan cuisine, gogo News, the About section, invisible drums and Wrath. Playlist: Ghost Snorter – Fall Absu - ...of the Dead Who Never Rest in Their Tombs Are the Attendance of Familiar Spirits Including: A.) Diversified Signs Inscribed B.) Our Earth of Black C.) Voor Dream Theater – In The Name of God Children of Bodom - Silent Night, Bodom Night Adagio – Vamphyri Impaled - Wrought in Hell Opeth – Hope Leaves Lamb of God - In Your Words

ITE: Guitar Hero, Zach gets stood up by some asshole, Old podcast co-hosts, ugly fat chicks, pool showers, Heavy Metal Hentai, I don’t get Mastodon, The wolf in the sky and the morons that believe he’s actually there, Devin Motherfucking Townsend and his new stuff, Pagan Knights, Zach’s Tech Tip Minute and forum malfunctions. Playlist: Astriaal – The Funeral Procession/Ritual Hate Construct Heaven and Hell – Bible Black Reusmarkt – Fortress Ung Municipal Waste - The Art of Partying Bolt Thrower – Anti-Tank Kreator – Violent Revolution Steve Ouimette – The Devil Went Down to Georgia Dalriada – Tavaszköszöntõ

ITE: Ronvaldr & Zachrebuff, Zach is old and bitter, Ron’s a stupid hippie, RTS Analysis, The Doucheman, Pot Tales, Original Band Member Laws, Lamentations and twitter. Playlist: Darkane – Variations of an Eye Crush/Leaving Existance Absu – Summerian Sand Tracedawn – Without Walls Strapping Young Lad - Antiproduct Hallows Eve – Goblets of Gore Enslaved – Hal Valr Nevermore – Forever Waylander – A Hero’s Lament Alestorm – Weiber Und Wein

ITE: Straight into the Rocking, Dropped calls, Video game hookers, Rats in –BLEEP-, Metal News, melodies outta my ass and the Metalscape Aftershow. Playlist: Falkenbach - The Heathenish Foray Kreator - Whores of Chaos Judas Iscariot – Moonlight Butchery Evile – Burned Alive Nevermore – The Holocaust of Thought/Sell my Heart for Stones GWAR – Je M’Appelle Jack Costeau Revolution Renaissance – Age of Aquarius Dream Evil – Made of Metal

ITE: Useless clapping, Professional Podcasting, Terminators, Metal Biking, Jesus on Myspace, Chepe Hate Weekly & Pubic Hygiene Tips, Bargain Metal, Neck Shaving and Mac stuff. Playlist: Engel – The Paraclete Helloween - Eagle Fly Free Blind Guardian – And Then There Was Silence I – Between Two Worlds Windir – Todeswalzer Lord Weird Slough Feg - Steet Jammer Liquid Tension Experiment – Acid Rain Magane - Tofulafi

ITE: We’re not racists, Dark Bikes, Zach’s a weirdo, documentaries, Charlton Heston and rubber bands. Playlist: Mercyful Fate – Come to the Sabbath Dark Moore – Swan Lake Iron Maiden – Rime Of The Ancient Mariner Edguy – King of Fools Ghost Snorter - Dragged to the Deep Equilibrium - Die Prophezeiung Einherjar – Howl Ravens Come Moonsorrow - Hiidenpelto including Häpeän Hiljaiset Vedet

ITE: I wanna ride my bicycle, Our fans are whores, Norse Power Points, Zach’s girlfriend, Love notes, Shadow hate, Font origins and Chepe’s standpoint on racial issues. Playlist: Darkthrone - The Winds they Called the Dungeon Shaker Marduk – Slay the Nazarene Ulver – Wolf and Fear Avantasia – Farewell Coroner - Semtex Revelution Wormed – Ylem Primordial – Children of the Harvest Love Theme – Nobuko Toda/Jackie Presti/Hideo Kojima

ITE: Moorevision, Mounting wall mounts, Chepe’s biggest incursion yet revelas shocking hygiene secrets and sexual habits, Old Snake, In session with Dr. Love, The Obamathon, Zach & Burgers, The most awesome clock EVER and a look at Metalscape’s Facebook Legion. Playlist: Andromeda – Encyclopaedia Opeth – To Bid You Farewell Four F Club – You Axed for It Blut Aus Nord - Odinist Satan – Break Free Caligula – Anti Human Lamb of God – More Time to Kill Celtic Frost – Fainted Eyes