At The Movies...10 Years Later

"If you watch all 3 Pitch Perfects I'll watch Predator" That right there is the easiest deal in the world. It's been 10 years since Prawns invaded our cinema, and Wickus Vandewrewasrhar didn't follow proper protocols and it ruined EVERYTHING. A best picture nominee that features a giant ass-kicking mech suit, it was a joy to revisit Wickus, Christopher Johnson and the rest of the gang. Listen as we talk aliens, shitting your pants at a surprise party, racial politics, interspecies prostitution, badass weaponry, cat food, seafood and much more. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

This. This is why you don't get cute with your movie titles. Although Bow could have clearly looked at the release year, a very rare happenstance has befallen the show and Bow and J9 watched two different movies. The episode that follows is the mishy-est of mishmashes as Bow tries to recount a movie he has not seen in 10 years and basks in the joy of Final Destination 5 anyway. The shoe is on the other foot as he's got questions and she's got the answers. Please enjoy a fun, disjointed romp through death by destiny.

"86 minutes of high-riddled anxiety" Happy Halloween! Found footage horror movies were a big deal at one point, and then they weren't, and then this movie came out 10 years ago and restarted the whole damn thing. One of the most profitable movies of all time, that launched a game-changing production company and creeped the hell out pretty much everyone who saw it. Listen as we break down the supernatural, Ouija board protocol, bad bedroom furniture setup, couple fights, what scares us and at what point during a situation like this "WE OUT!" All that plus fun facts and Tenzie awards!  

"Wait until they get graspable distance from you, then boom! Easy". Before they double-tapped, there was the first shot and it was awesome. It's been 10 years since Harrelson, Eisenberg, Stone and Breslin went zombie killing, and why not revisit the original before seeing Zombieland: Double Tap? Listen as we break down zombie rules, questionable judgement, the lack of explosives, Bill Murray and fast vs slow zombies. We also discuss our zombie survival strategies and hand out some Tenzie awards after Fun Facts. (NEXT EPISODE: Paranormal Activity....?)

"I just feel like Hagrid's is the place to be" The Road to Potterville is ovah! Finally the shoe is on the other fit and superfan J9 gets to guide jBow through the world of silly names, confusing spells and filthy mudbloods. Listen as we break down one of the darker Potter films and discuss, cheating without consequences at Quiddich, every moving having a dance, Bow still not being over the dangers of the Tri-Wizard tournament, Neville's glow up, the series evolving with it's fanbase, Snape/Dumbledore spoilers and why Harry kinda sucks a lot. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: District 9)

"The few times I've gone to the female strippers I find myself saying...'they are SO TALENTED'!" The GOLDEN GLOBE BEST PICTURE WINNER (Musical/Comedy) is up this week on the show, and man is this thing an absolute comedy classic. We knew that the moment the credits rolled 10 years ago. Listen as we talk stag/staggette parties, how this is an inspiring film, blackout drinking and the infinite quotes from this movie. All that plus fun facts and Tenzie awards. (NEXT EPISODE: The Proposal)

"She's sitting in that chair, with her eyes closed, and I am dying inside. Then she can't get up that hill..." One of Disney/Pixar's BEST turned 10 years old, and we couldn't wait to break it down. Listen as we get into how great dogs are, how great balloons are and just overall how great this movie is, even if it takes a sledgehammer to your heart in the first 10 min. This episode also features the single greatest "Personal History" story we've featured on the show. Listen for all that and Fun Facts plus Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Hangover)

"Why don't I watch this monthly? Why don't I watch this before going to work in the morning?" Man oh man! It's been 10 years since the rebooted Star Trek franchise set out on it's maiden voyage, and it is JUST as excellent as it was the day it came out. I don't recall how many films over the 5 year course of this show have gotten a perfect 17/17 on the "Stop Loss Scale", but you can add 1 more to it! Listen as we friggin GUSH over this movie, the dialogue, characters, the visual effects, the BOMB ASS PLANS and tough love dished out by the master, Bruce Greenwood. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Up)

"We wanted something closer to the cartoon, not A cartoon" Aww yeah is immediately followed by ohhhh no as we revisit the first (and only) X-Men Origins movies that managed to mess up pretty much every character who shows up on screen. Deadpool, Gambit, Cyclops, Blob, Emma Frost et al do not get the appropriate level of respect here, but at least Hugh Jackman has his working boots on. Listen as we break down mutant powers, dog men, Liev Schreiber's infinite boydom, a wild night in Montreal and whether or not Bow would join "The Wigglypuffs". All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and many an answered question. (NEXT EPISODE: Star Trek)

"It's bullshit. He killed Han and he blew up there house. He does not get an invite to the fucking barbeque!" Rev up your engines (or your animal noises) because it's a "new model, with original parts" and the re-launch of what has become a global box office phenomenon! Join us as we break down the entire Fast-chise and it's confusing timeline, shifting alliances and future set-pieces. Also discover why anyone who was in "Pleasantville" gets an automatic pass for life. All that plus Tenzie Awards, Fun Facts and more! (NEXT EPISODE: X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

"HALLELUJER!" We back after some travel time and Tyler Perry in drag is waiting for us. Listen as we break down how Madea is essentially an intermission comedy character, the dark fall of a Huxtable, the amazing Pipe Bomb promo at the alter, the unbelievable amount of SOBBING in this film and how like all Tyler Perry films we've covered.... Shit...gets...DARK. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzies Awards and general good-timery. (NEXT EPISODE: Fast & Furious)

"Zack Snyder is 'The Offspring' of filmmakers" Who watched the Watchmen after a decade? We did! And J9 had tons of questions about it. Listen as we revisit a divisive comic book hit(?) from 2009 and share fun facts, hand out some Tenzie awards and have an overall swell time. (NEXT EPISODE: Madea Goes To Jail)

"If not for Bryan Mills, this movie would be called Took" We back, and we've brought our particular set of podcasting skills to revisit the movie that launched Liam Neeson's second career as an old man action star. We talk about his recent controversy, but also how this movie changed the game. We also share 10 fun facts, hand out some Tenzie awards and discuss the exact RIGHT moment to threaten someone. (NEXT EPISODE: Watchmen)

Money. This movie made an insane amount of it, and to date nobody knows why. Scholars theorize that.... Forget all that, we back and we going to the mall. Kevin James stars in the safest movie Chris Farley was never able to film and the results are as expected. Join us as we talk money, food courts, fun facts and give out awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Taken)

It's CLINT EASTWOOD at his curmudgeonly finest in a performance as hilarious as it is offensive. But he's old, and he saw some stuff in Korea, so..... J-9 and j.Bow break down the highs, the lows, the violence and the offensive language in this damn fine example of "Old Man Wish Fulfillment". We also share some Fun Facts and give out Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Paul Blart: Mall Cop)

New year. Same Premise. It's 2019, so we are jumping right into 2009 and we bringing them tissues as we break down the movie that will break you: Marley & Me. We spend a lot of time talking about dogs, and death and all sorts of cheery things. This may be the realest and darkest the show has ever been. Great way to start the year! (Next Episode: Gran Torino)

Oh yeah! One of the best comedies of the year is finally here! Two movies dominated the Summer of 2008. We've already checked in with Batman, but now it's time to review the tale of Speed-man. And a ridiculous method actor, heroin addict gross out comedy star, rap magnate and a whole host of other Hollywood send ups. Infinitely quotable, definitely worthy of repeat viewings even a decade later. Love this movie! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: High School Musical 3)

Hey friends! We back with a new episode! We break down Wall-E a decade later and discuss robot love and the horrifying decay of society. You know, fun animated movie stuff! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Tropic Thunder)

"Why is Viper?!" The first of two back to back CGI animated films from the Summer of 2008, we break down the surprisingly action packed "KFP" and discuss whether or not Tai Lung was really that bad after all (he was). All that plus Fun Facts and we give out some Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Wall-E)

And here...we...go! IT'S THE MAIN EVENT, BABAY! The highest grossing movie of 2008, the crown jewel of 2008 cinema and the most anticipated episode in a long time is finally here (and it's SUPER SIZED!) J9 and jBow break down the APEX of Batman films and maybe the only true "Comic Book Film" ever made. They go deep and leave almost not stone unturned as they talk heroes, villains, directing, acting, music and everything, EVERYTHING in between. Was looking forward to this for a long time, so thank you all for listening. Hope you enjoy! (NEXT EPISODE: Kung Fu Panda)