At The Movies...10 Years Later

"Wyatt, I'm going to put what just happened behind us, and be a mature adult here, and thank you for being a part of this." THE ROAD TO INCEPTION IS OVAH! Couldn't be more excited to revisit this amazing, incredible film 10 years after the fact. And an episode this special deserves a special guest. "Trust The Process" co-host and longtime creative partner of jBow Wyatt Arndt joins the show to discuss what may be his favourite film. Listen as the trio discusses jBow's "Wyatt voice", relationship inception, J9's favourite movies, Ariadne's scarves, circular mazes, the theatrical movie-going experience, Tenet connections, Tom Berenger's under-developed role and the 1 person who cares, Eames vs. Arthur: Who worked harder?, zero-g triangle chokes, Eames' little white toque, Japanese 7 layer dip and THEORIES THEORIES THEORIES! (NEXT EPISODE: Despicable Me)

"They are so flippant about the amount of jorts they go through" Ugh! We back after a few awesome movies (and before a few more) to slog through this supernatural love triangle over a black hole of personality. Listen as we break down differences from the books, stalking, courting, love triangles, Robert Pattinson as Batman, indie film careers, unhealthy fictional relationships, porn parodies, oblivious lawmen, awesome flashbacks, "Roidpire", jorts, werewolf rules and false red herrings. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Inception)

"There are no bad toys. Only bad kids" This entire franchise is unreal, and we couldn't be happier to revisit the BEST one of these movies 10 years after the fact. Listen as we get into our fears of continuing this franchise, grown up themes, accepting death, our favourite toys, childhood imagination, crying, jail breaks, loyal toys, "Don't Care" Bears, co-mingling toys and repeated, REPEATED terrible Randy Newman impressions. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

"Okay but also can we remember they guy is shit-faced? That's maybe not the best time to be roped to some sticks fighting by twinkle light out back" Honestly it should be the "Kung Fu Kid", but you can't fight that sweet sweet nostalgia draw. Li'l nepatiz was in full effect for this remake of an iconic 80s jam starring Will Smith's kid and Jacking F'n Chan. Listen as we break down Jackie Chan's appeal, getting the wind knocked out of you, the movie soundtrack, seeing your birthday in movies, child romance, uncomfortable dance numbers, music prodigies, bench fencing, bad burned CD covers, bullies, drunk mentors, the sanctity of a pinky swear, sweet mohawks, bitter adults and the greatest replay operator in history! All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Toy Story 3)

"Was the facesitting at all mentioned in the PG warning before the movie?" We are shocked, SHOCKED, that Dreamworks animation (or animated movies, or movies in general) would dare attempt to follow-up the cinematic MASTERPIECE that was Shrek The Third, but here we find ourselves revisiting the 4th Shrek movie. Listen as we talk children's tv shows, chimichangas, angry wigs, silent assassins, animated movies, entitled parents and facing the fact that the life you once knew and loved is over. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Karate Kid)

"On the Mt. Rushmore of comic book movie casting, he might be Lincoln". Summer movie season 2010 is here! And what better way to kick it off than by revisiting the earliest stages of the MCU (Chapter 3 of 22). Listen in as jBow and J9 discuss waiting in line for midnight screenings, best comic book movie casting, Black Widow's hair, what it's apparently like trying to make a film for Marvel, Jon Favreau, MCU's impact on film history, Sam Rockwell being the greatest, Rhodey's recasting, Mickey Rourke's comeback, nerd culture and much more! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Shrek Forever After)

"I'm just gonna put it out there right now....I wasn't scared" 10 years later, and we never realized all these things are called "A" Nightmare on Elm Street. Huh. How about that? Oh, yeah then the movie happened. Listen as we talk about our preferred horror movies, jokester killers, terrible parents, childhood "stranger danger" assembly, J9 coming up with the premise of this film, vigilante justice, meeting as little kids, bad liars, four claw gardening gloves, fake movie search engines, diddlers, dreams and LOTS OF MEANDERING. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Iron Man 2)

"In what way is jumping between rooftops going to factor in to your style of crime-fighting?" It's been a decade since a murderous little vigilante slashed and swore her way into our hearts, and not since has a movie so significantly been stolen from it's title character. The results be great! Listen as we talk about superhero costumes, Nic Cage's career, Nic Cage's accent, Nic Cage's mustache, real life superhero training, Myspace, dueling Quicksilvers, BOMB ASS PLANS, Mark Strong, and hearing your name in movies. All that plus "Fun Facts" and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: "A Nightmare on Elm Street")

"It's called Clash of the Titans. The titans are already dead. There are no titans. Strike one". THE KRAKEN was released 10 years ago, and it came at a time where everybody was gaga for converting their movies to 3D and getting some of them sweet sweet Avatar dollars. Some things worked, some things didn't. Listen as we break down outstanding supporting characters, tragic Greek backstories, shiny (unnecessary) armor, TYLER, ancient history, laughing in the face of certain death, Pegasus gallops, amazing death smirks, giant scorpions and Krakenomics. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE - Kick Ass)

"It's business in the front, and a party in the back...but not a party you wanna go to" Oh boy, been waiting for this one. 10 years and 3 movies later, one of the most underrated animated movies of all time (and a trilogy with no weak entries) made its debut. Toy Story 3 may have conquered in the end, but this movie was something special. Listen as we discuss STAKES!, bad Scottish accents, inventions, Scottish viking names, battle strategies, learning to smile, bad dads and the return of bomb-ass plans. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Clash of the Titans)

"It's a trick-fuck, is what this movie is!" Happy Frabjus day! (whatever that is). What better way to celebrate than by revisiting the MASSIVELY successful launch of Disney's Live-Action "License to Print Money" adaptation series. Successful in the sense that it made boatloads of money, not as a measure of quality. Listen as we discuss Johnny Depp/Tim Burton's partnership, made up words, made up names, Hathaway's horsefly infested piss-castle, the last time we were befuddled, good guys cheating in battles, the Little Women remake, Narnia kids going through adulthood and why the "Stuffington Shuffle" is an infinitely better dance than the "Futterwagon". All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: How To Train Your Dragon)

"My first thought was 'wow, you have a tiny dick. You should pick a new metaphor'" Duly appointed movie reviewers check out a few duly appointed Federal Mahshalls in a creepy, underrated Scorsese gem from 2010. We break down Leo's career, aversion to horror movies, WWII flashbacks, Serious actors going funny, good 2010 thrillers and rename a Tenzie award to be a bit nicer to people. All that plus Fun Facts and those Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Alice in Wonderland)

"You and me and Sandy B makes three". A left behind gem from 2009, there was no way we would leave Sandra Bullock's Oscar winning performance go unappreciated. Listen as we break down asking the wrong questions, THANKS-giving, geographical doodling, oompa loompa running backs and balloons! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!      

"So he goes back to the dirty sex barn, not a barn where they engaged in dirty sex, a barn where they had sex that was dirty. It's an important distinction" We're back! It's a whole new world, and a whole new year, and jBow and J9 are here to take you down memory lane and review the No.1 movies of 2010. First up: THE AVATAR SLAYER! Dear John was the first movie to FINALLY upend Avatar's Box Office dominance. Listen as we break down the letter twist, beach brooding, Channing Tatum aka Mr. Steal Yo Girl, Jason Street harassing a special forces Army Ranger, the bustling coin appraising district in South Carolina, horribly named autistic summer camps, Channing Tatum's HORRIBLE goatee and having sex in a dirty, dirty barn. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Shutter Island)

Time for something new! We've been doing the show for 5 years and for the first time we are recapping our favourites and least favourite movies, characters, lines, scenes and more from the review crop of 2009. We also look ahead to the coming year and get psyched (or the opposite) for the movies of 2010.  Thank you all for the continued support of the show. Looking forward to revisiting 2010 with you in 2020!

Avengers Endgame is better. We're back to break down what WAS the biggest movie of all time for 10 years: Avatar. Listen as we break down the troubling physiology, the incredible visual effects and mostly the direct comparisons to every other movie with the exact-ish same plot. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie Awards and more! (NEXT EPISODE: 2009 in Review)

“Pricking of fingers and drops of blood are not acceptable currency, and it makes me suspicious”. It's a southern good time as we break down a seemingly forgotten animated Disney film of a by-gone style. We talk snow treks, beignets, smooth jazz, swamp creatures and voodoo villains. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"I feel like I'm at a little kid's birthday party, where you get to play on all the things and go in the ball pit and eat the cake and enjoy Chuck E Cheese when he comes out to sing... and I just can't wait for your sugar high to crash and you to go to sleep". It's been 10 years since we were 3 years away from the end of the world, and the MUTHA of all disaster movies brought out the best in us and the worst in us. Bow has been waiting for this all year, as he LOVES this movie. J9 hated it. A debate rages on as they break down disaster scenarios, inspirational speeches, airplane getaways, kids who piss themselves, awful cruise ship musicians and whether or not CARL ANHEUSER is the greatest character in cinema history. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards.

"...and then she smiles, or maybe she doesn't... because she can't" Oh boy! A teen love triangle involving werewolves, vampires and a living statue should have been a home run, right?! How did it go so wrong aside from "easily" and "definitively"? Listen as we discuss the lack of shirts, the lack of emotions, the lack of Anna Kendrick, the lack of answers and the lack of chemistry. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards!

"It has nothing to do with the idea, it's 100% the execution". It's a pleasure to revisit this absolute cinematic delight, and we could not be happier (even though we get sidetracked by a tiny screwdriver).  Listen as we break down Clone High, Phil Lord & Chris Miller's comedic genius, Bill Hader and Will Forte also being comedic genuises, how they discard their food, vegetarian and vegan alternative, ordering at food places, AND TONS AND TONS OF FOOD OPINIONS. Also, Bowman has a hiccup attack for half of the show and attempts to power through it.  He fails. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!