At The Movies...10 Years Later

Miranda sucks! Get your Cosmos and your pumps ready, because half of this podcast is taking their first foray into the world of sexy ladies talking about their sexy lives in New York (hint: it's Bow). Listen as we break down the surprisingly long cinematic follow up to one of HBO's biggest shows ever. (NEXT EPISODE: Kung Fu Panda)

(Full Disclosure, there were some audio issues here, so thanks for bearing with us) Oh, boy. This thing. It's been 10 years since Indy came back, and brought with him a greaser son and a whack of alien nonsense.Listen as we discuss George Lucas' influence on the film, Spielberg's impacted legacy, nuking the fridge, crazy ants, fencing on jeeps and SWINGING THROUGH THE DAMN FOREST WITH MONKEY! Indy 5 is creeping towards being a thing, but it's no surprise it's taken so long after this movie. (NEXT EPISODE: Sex & The City)

I suppose we could have released this episode a bit soo-NAH. After a decent first installment where Santa randomly showed up to give kids weapons and a kid sold out his entire family for some gross dessert, we're back in Narnia and shit's different. There are Conquistadors, Willow is a dick, Middletaurs are extinct and plans go awry in spectacular fashion. Join us as we break down this movie, one Trumpkin stare at a time. (NEXT EPISODE: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)

THE MOVIE THAT LAUNCHED A CINEMATIC UNIVERSE THAT WE LOVE! Oh man, this is one of those movies that makes us really excited to do the show, and revisit landmark films that changed the goddamn game, and this episode gets us right into the thick of it with the Robert Downey Jr. robo-suit tour-de-force; IRON MAN! (NEXT EPISODE: Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian)

The movie that made me realize how badly I wanted to punch Hayden Christiensen in the voice, it's Jumper! Listen as we break down Millie's poor life choices, Sam Jackson regretting taking the film, the movies of Doug Liman and why Griffin is the real protagonist of the film. Easily. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Iron Man)

Back from travel hiatus, we're covering the tropical attempt at catching that "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" lightning in a bottle, "Fool's Gold". Listen as we feverishly debate who is the worst, who is the best and which line of the sidekick who is main character in his own story we liked best. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzies and much more! (NEXT EPISODE: Jumper)

We've teased the conversation multiple times, and it's time to finally have it. jBow and J9 break down which CRIMINALLY underrated actors and actresses make their official teams of "BOYS" and "GIRLS". Feel free to get in the conversation on Twitter @themovies10 and let us know who makes your teams. Are our Boys and Girls TOO big? We had a blast having this convo, and hope you enjoy this special mini episode of the show. (NEXT EPISODE: Fool's Gold)

"I'm pretty sure because I watched this by myself I'm on a government watch list now" Let's get something clear: This...is not...A MOVIE. jBow and J9 review this high-pitched concert film and get into spirited debates about how Miley/Hannah gimmick is supposed to work, dads racing in high heels, how far you would go for your kids, growing up rich and famous, Miley's sex-pot breakdown at the VMAs, Billy Ray Cyrus' last grasp at fame, SONG PLAGIARISM and the consequences of dropping Miley Cyrus on stage. (NEXT EPISODE: Fool's Gold)

"Watching this movie is like smelling Sex Panther for 69 minutes" We've done it! The WORST movie of 2008 is done and in the books and we can all move on with our lives. Epic Movie "broke the show" and was the moment where Chris decided he was "kinda done with this", so naturally the fear is there that J9 would pack it in after taking on it's sequel, Meet The Spartans. Listen as we discuss how these filmmakers have figured it out, low expectations, Budget v. Box Office humor being subjective and... you know what? Let's just move on. Fuck this movie...it's not a movie. (NEXT EPISODE: Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana: Best of Both Worlds Concert)

“This is 100% emotional terrorism. She is attacking him with Travis’ handsomeness and it...is...working!” After a couple rough weeks (and a few rough ones to come), we are overjoyed to discuss the heavily hyped, super successful J.J. Abrams found footage monster mash that nobody had any idea about when the teaser first debuted 10.5 years ago. Join jBow and J9 as they break down secretive marketing campaigns, Jordan's obsession with Travis, waking up too pretty and too flirty, dudes having "real talk", Marlena's unexplored subplot, the progression of chaos and monsterhood and THE UNBREAKABLE BETH MACINTYRE!  (NEXT EPISODE: Meet The Spartans)

 aka "Grumpy Old Men 3: We Dyin" Regardless, we're back to take a look at two old men (one rich, one kind) who set off to accomplish some dreams before they die. Still unclear if this movie was before the use of the term "Bucket List" was popularized, or after.

An episode that was rescued from the depths of audio purgatory! Thanks to J9's efforts, we were able to salvage this very nearly lost episode from last year. Cannot believe it's been 10 years since one of the absolute best coming of age comedies of all time. The jokes per minute ratio is off the charts, so we welcome you to listen along as we recount our mutual appreciation for the struggles of underage drinking and underage life. (NEXT EPISODE: The Bucket List)

HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's 2008 in showtime, and we are leaving 2007 in the dust...sorta. We will go back and do some great movies that we missed (when we can), but we are super excited to turn over our calendars and couldn't help ourselves to get started and another year of cinematic adventures. Up first, we do a show-sequel and get ourselves a lovely does of Nic Cage AND Mega-Bastard Ed Harris.

"Not My Monkeys, Not My Circus" It's sequel time again on the show, as we delve into the 20th Century Fox Cinematic Universe to see what's up with the Fantastic 2 and those other 2.

Bonjour! Bonjour! For the first time since Cars, we are revisiting a Disney/Pixar film and it was a stone cold stunner from 2007. Listen as we discuss The Food Network, depressing movies and why we won't watch them, Bow being a "basic bitch" in the kitchen, his hatred of the food movie genre, not wearing hair nets, the UNEARNED love story, helpful ghosts, American rats in Paris, evolving taste buds and Bradley Cooper playing a bad boy chef (on the edge!). All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

Happy Birthday to J9! She's a HUGE Potter fan so we messed with the timeline and brought this one up to the front of the line. Listen as we discuss elbow pits, Good Vs. Evil, credible peril, who was the BEST choice for live-action Belle, Lucious Malfoy's amazing hair, assisted suicides for House Elfs, confusing deaths, Wand choreography and...well... pretty much everything Potter. J9 is a big fan, and jBow is just a dumb muggle. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (Next Episode: Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer)

Slice like a hammer! We're back to take a look at this wonderfully fun bookend on the Ocean's trilogy, after a Part 2 that sucked and sucked hard. Listen as we discuss Mexican revolutions, the differences between Streets and Boulevards, The entire plan hinging on a concierge's break time, Brad Pitt's constant snacking and Al Pacino not knowing how a hammer works. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

That song. THAT SONG!! IT'S SO GOOD!!! Unfortunately, the movie is a big ol' mess. Join us as we wrap up the swashbuckling trilogy that started phenomenally and ended with a whimper (but ironically BOAT LOADS of cash) (NEXT EPISODE: Ocean's 13)

The "Summer of Part III's" continues as J9 and JBow take a gander at what's going down in Far Far Away. The answer? Diminishing returns. (NEXT EPISODE: Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Worlds End)

"You know he's bad news when he's got pickled corpses in his basement" Jordan and J9 are back to review one of the most pleasant surprises they've seen (albeit one through her fingers). Listen as they discuss their busy Summers, mosh pits, meeting celebrities, Shia Labouef's career, David Morse being creepy, nobody calling 911, spying on your neighbours, finding porn in the woods, hostile Poolhall takeover using Beastie Boys, Ed Harris being the bad guy in everything and someone surviving a baseball bat to the face. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Shrek The Third)