Crit Juice: Dungeons, Dragons, Drinking

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWithout so much a bite of coronation cake, our heroes continue to fight for their right to party against a shifting ominous cloud and its cadre of phasedrakes. Now in the sweet spot of drunken oblivion, our players roll for the fate of their characters! Will they succeed, or will David's promise of character death prove true!? (This episode brought to you by: Los Angeles Ale Works!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceAfter an amazing live show at The Groundlings Theatre, Crit Juice returned to an all-new recording studio with Los Angeles Ale Works on tap for Record Session 011! David brings in new mechanics, Gary takes more shots, and everyone reminds you what year it is as Arience celebrates his bar mitzvah... er... coronation.  (This episode brought to you by: Los Angeles Ale Works!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWith no barmaid to cut us off, the Crit Juice crew has imbibed wayyyy too much alcohol. We drunkenly slosh our way through the conclusion of the Assault on Everstorm Palace. Arience plans a duel with his doppleganger, and Gub dances with the devil in the brown bagged bottle. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiWith Special Guest: Lee Newton DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWhiskey, Tequila, Gin, and Beer have the players battling to keep their wits as the party fights to stay alive. In this episode, Arience throws down the gauntlet, Dar'Jjeeki makes his move, and Tom tries to remember who Tom is and where Tom is at. Special Guest Lee Newton goes round for round with the heavyweights as the Assault on Everstorm Palace continues! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiWith Special Guest: Lee Newton DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceThe Attack on Everstorm Palace continues as the mysteriously charismatic Lee Newton keeps our players on their toes with a slew of insane traps and #DoveSwords. Will they be able to sway her to their side, or will the old adage "The House Always Wins" ring true? Also, how many shots has Tom Fonss had?  (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiWith Special Guest: Lee Newton DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceWe started off with shots, and now we're ready to roll.This episode promises to amaze with SIX DRINKING GOD RULES, SHOTS, and LEE NEWTON.Will we make it out of this game with our livers intact, or will the Drinking Gods finally take their toll and make our game one player shy?  (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiWith Special Guest: Lee Newton DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceEverstorm Palace is under attack by... the King of Thunderblood? Arience leads the charge (invisibly) as our heroes drunkenly fight for the greater good. Unfortunately for them, it's the NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRIT FAILS and we end up with one of our drunkest sessions to date. You won't want to miss Gralford's voice, the race to 5 individual crit fails, and all kinds of fuzzy math as we chug and guzzle delicious grog late into the night! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen  Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceGub is on the back of a Phasedrake and the king is dead! How can we top the last episode? Guess we'll all just drink to find out. THE NIGHT OF A THOUSAND CRITS continues! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audienceRain falls on a slick mountain road as four phase drakes circle our heroes. The King of Thunderblood has been slain. Everyone stands naked, and it seems like only a matter of time before someone glimpses a sight of another's "codpiece area." Will DM David make them roll for natural endowment? Will the wily Dar'Jjeeki find his way back to the table? Will the cursed dice return? And what causes fan-favorite Gub to disappear from our plane of existence? All these questions and more, in this MOMENTOUS episode of Crit Juice! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldati DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WARNING: This podcast is intended for a mature audience, and gets a bit crass.So is Arience Arience? We may never know, but today we come face to face with an imposter as well as Handsome Gary's love for puns, MattB's 90s music references, and newcomer satyr, Noomi, makes a questionable stealth check! Will the party ever crit during combat again?  (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldatiwith Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

It's not uncommon for things to get blurry when you're drunk, but for an entire tavern to turn into a gelatinous danger-room? That's something special. The Blacksmith of Imasskar has it out for Arience and crew as he trades a bottle of wine for sweet, sweet revenge! (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldatiwith Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

Just around the corner is the nation of Thunderblood: rich, luxurious, full of wealth. Home of Arience... right?But why does no one recognize him? Could it be that the party has been travelling with a doppleganger all along? What's this mean for the Princess? Will special guest Amy Vorpahl piece the puzzle together before the adventurers, or will alcohol win yet again? (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M Soldatiwith Special Guest: Amy Vorpahl DM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

What will be the greatest adversary in this episode?The Necrocodile/Black Dragon or Basic Mathematics?   We get drunk in the Blood Bog as the party wages an epic battle against an undead beast with 3 heads! Can the heroes come out on top? Will they save the Dark Pixies? Do they want to?  (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

Who lives in a snailblob tavern under the swamp: SpongeBob MR. T!!!That's right, everyone's favorite Bartender from the Mountain Town of Brennet is back, and he's here to get drunk and chew bubblegum (But he's all out of bubblegum). The adventuring party is set on a pair of quests to not only help out the rosy-cheeked proprietor, but to also get themselves out of the Blood Bog! Can they do it? Or will Doc's hatred of Dark Pixies have them stuck forever?  (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

Crit Juice has been rolling for a year now, and we wanted to say thanks and share with you some of our favorite memories. Here are some interviews and clips from the past year.   We love you, and hope to be able to drink with all of you in the year to come.   Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

The Blood Bog is a terrible place to be:Ankle deep in sludge and liver-deep in booze, the party fights their way through creeping vines and crocodiles to get even DEEPER into the swamp. You'd think they liked it here... Will Brian's crit frenzy keep the party alive, or will MattB's drunken stubborness to heal make this their final residence?  (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

We've hit paragon, and we're ready to PARTY! Gary finds Gralford's voice, Cook is on a burn-marathon, and there might even be some unexpected romance as the group meets with the nefarious Red Cloaks in a decimated Blazestone!   (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

WE ARE DRUNK.THERE'S A DRAGON.WE'RE REALLY REALLY DRUNK THOUGH.In this episode, dragons and livers get lit up like a Mariposan Winter Festival Tree. Tom's belly makes an appearance, and the Drinking Gods have it out for Daniel.  (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

The head of the Vieled Eye has a nasty surprise in store for the Adventurers that will surely, "Freak them out." Tom takes a swig of a magic elixer at the table that leaves him inable to do basic math, and the boys take a trip to crit city. It's a drunken boss fight that you won't want to miss. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!

The adventurers thin the ranks of the Veiled Eye and attempt not to get knocked into the Hellmouth in this episode of Crit Juice. Wolf has to roll for his life, Dar'Jjeeki learns to do something new with his ears, and Handsome Gary may have finally drank too much. (This episode brought to you by: Magic Hat!)    Starring: Daniel Acker, Matt Buchholtz, Matt Cook, Tom Fonss, Brian McGrath, and Gary M SoldatiDM'd By: David Crennen Help Crit Juice keep rolling, and DONATE!